7/25/12: Lucas Harrell Is Excellent, Coco Cordero Sucks And Astros Lose

Just found out that the Astros are paying the Pirates 12 mill to take Wandy. Jeezus – that’s next year’s salary. For the Pirates’ 8th ranked prospect – the AA OF, not center fielder. And the 2 A ball leftys. 12 effing million.

Well, they’ll have a payroll made up of pre-arb guys next year.

Yeah, I know – ooooooh, all the A ball prospects who are gonna be on the team in September. We already GOT a team full of A ballers. Yeah, I know – these are YOUNGER A ballers.

Jose Altuve had his 38th multi hit game. We should get tons of A ball guys when we trade him and then we can have Jimmy Paredes. Yeah, I keep hearing that Altuve is high up on the trade list. Right next to, believe it or not, Chris Johnson. Of course, Altuve also got CS and failed to turn a 5-4-3 DP, which led to a run scoring. But he’s the best player we got left on the team. Jeez.

Marwin Gonzalez didn’t have a good night neither – getting thrown out at third on CJ’s bloop popup to CF, hitting into a 3-6-3 DP.

CJ had 2 lucky singles – that bloop pop into center and an infield squibber off Aroldis Chapman that wasn’t fielded well. Sometimes you’re good, sometimes you’re lucky.

Justin Maxwell hit a 2 run homer into the Crawford Boxes and reached on error – but he’s certainly better than Jordan Schafer, whose time really REALLY has gone. Couldn’t even lay down the bunt. He’s hitting his ML averages in BA/OBP/SLG, his SB% is 74 and he’s not a particularly good fielder. He’s striking out 95/325 PA. Cmon – at least Bogu can field really well. And run bases better. And don’t bring up Michael Bourn (who, by the way, is 11th in the entire NL in offensive WAR) and his first year and low BA because Michael stole more bases and was a Gold Glove out there – he NEVER dogged plays the way that Mary Jane does.

sigh

As for Coco Cordero – please. He can’t close his eyes. We faced him for like 3 YEARS before we ever beat him. I know who he WAS. And who he IS is cooked. 1 run lead – long flyout, single, 2 run homer = BS/L, groundout??!!, walk, WP (and yeah, it really was and not another passed ball the umps blame the pitcher for), another walk, RBI single. Crappy stuff, crappy location – and it wasn’t the ump (except for one ball 1 that shoulda been strike 1). Call up one of those million dollar A ball pitchers we just traded for.

Bud Norris goes tomorrow. He better pray that he gets a 15 run lead.

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5 Responses to “7/25/12: Lucas Harrell Is Excellent, Coco Cordero Sucks And Astros Lose”

  1. Steve says:

    Wandy is probably the happiest person in the majors right now. Well, Ichiro is probably right there with him, going from the worst team in the league to a playoff opportunity.

    I am now completely disconnected from the Astros, and I give them to you all to rebuild them from this nadir into your own AL team. I rooted through the horrible 60s and 70s, and then the exciting up and down 80s, the miserable early 90s to the dominant late 90s, and then all the way up to 2005 and down to here. This is where I exit stage right. Good luck with them. I’m done with baseball, aside from my casual fair weather affection for the hometown Giants out here. It’s been, well, as someone once said, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

  2. Bruce says:

    Maxwell coming into his own. Hope he keeps it going and growing.

  3. Neil says:

    Second verse, same as the first.

  4. Lisa Gray says:

    maxwell is a 4th OF – an average fielder and he swings at wayyyyy too many bad pitches. arm isn’t all that neither.

  5. Lisa Gray says:

    i’m damm tired of that song already