You know the old Johnny Cash song (apologies for the liberties, Johnny) about the guy who builds himself a Cadilly-yack (as my youngest once called it) using pieces , um, collected from different models over many years:
“Wade got em one guy at a time
And it cost us a pretty dime
You’ll know the Astros when we come through your town
Gonna have no particular style
Gonna drive us Astros fans wild”
Well, isn’t it the perfect slogan for this year’s team? With God-knows-who from God-knows where all thrown together like Wade was concocting Stone Soup?
Psycho-Billy Cadillac
It’s great. Because it might LOOK crazy, but youneverknow, it just might could give you a smooth ride and run great even if there aren’t any available spare parts IF it breaks down…
Tags: Houston Astros, MLB


Your right. I just hope we can be as proud about our Astros as Mr. Cash was about his Cadillac.
“This here’s the cotton mouth/ and negatory on the cost of this mo-sheen/ You might say I went down to dealer and picked it up/ cheaper that way”
Which player is the lone tail fin?
the lone tail fin?
hmmmmmmmm
i guess wesley wright. the only loogy – AND he might could fall off.