You know the old Johnny Cash song (apologies for the liberties, Johnny) about the guy who builds himself a Cadilly-yack (as my youngest once called it) using pieces , um, collected from different models over many years:
“Wade got em one guy at a time
And it cost us a pretty dime
You’ll know the Astros when we come through your town
Gonna have no particular style
Gonna drive us Astros fans wild”
Well, isn’t it the perfect slogan for this year’s team? With God-knows-who from God-knows where all thrown together like Wade was concocting Stone Soup?
It’s great. Because it might LOOK crazy, but youneverknow, it just might could give you a smooth ride and run great even if there aren’t any available spare parts IF it breaks down…