I’ve been referring to other writers sneering/snark about my team. But they MUCH to full of themselves to even think of coming up with a few heckles, so without further ado, here is Rick Paulas gives a few helpful hints – click here to read (WARNING – several references to reproductive organs. Rick is a non-sexist and includes both kinds. SUCH a thoughtful guy…)
Rick is from L.A. and writes for the Chicago Sports Weekly, so you gotta forgive the boy for not coming up with more accurate or even colorful heckles. Perhaps I might could help a little. Let’s see…
Lance Berkman: My granma in a wheelchair coulda got to that ball fastern you
Ty Wigginton: My granma in a wheelchair coulda got to that ball fastern you
Miguel Tejada: My granma in a wheelchair coulda got to that ball fastern you
Carlos Lee: My DEAD DOG coulda got to that ball fastern you
and by the way my NIECE could run to first fastern all yall boys put together.
And hey Michael Bourn and Kaz, YEW CAIN’T STEAL FIRST BASE!!!!
But, fact is, it’s pretty tough to come up with a really good heckle for these guys. It’s not nice to make fun of the unfortunates….
Oh, and before I forget – Rick, being a male, is simply dead wrong about how to heckle Brad Ausmus – he mentioned his niece, a “bat” and “hitting” and let me assure you, his niece sure ain’t thinkin about baseball when it comes to Brad, a bat and hitting, trust me on this…
Tags: Houston Astros, MLB
he mentions mostly male reproductive organs but thanks anyway
Okay, this blog is getting entirely too grouchy. It’s almost spring, and the guys hit camp in just days. Everyone’s tied for first place, and the possibilities are endless. C’mon, lighten up and let’s enjoy it for as long as it lasts.
Here’s a fun article to remind you of why we like baseball.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=caple_jim&id=3232393
ah steve,
you’re right. i guess it is all the endless roger clemens/mcnamee crap – along with miguel tejada.
PACR in 7 days!!!!!