india bupropion online no prescription propranolol melbourne buy pfizer viagra online buy viagra in maryland maryland reporter canadian pharmacy expedited shipping metronidazol sprite viagra orderbenicar without rx viagra online in usa kako radi tadalafil cytotec cuantas pastillas trae la caja can you buy zovirax otc cheap erection pills buy clonodine without rx hallas farm clomipene citrate farmacia online dyazide viagra combo packs cialis 5 mg precio buy levitra super active online discount cialis 48430 umweltbildung viagra... canda pharmasey male enhancement generic viagra uk prescription med without prescription canadian pharmacys benazepril without prescription safe online viagra ovulos flagyl vaginal infection green discharge after taking diflucan does doxycycline work for acne brand viagra free shpping viagra casero para hombres instantaneo cialis everyday cost comprar aciclovir 400 mg get cialis from canada genuine viagra 100mg lowest price for cialis valium buy priligy dapoxetine tablets online buy accutane no prescription overnight vega 100 furosemide mexico adderall online pharmacy buy authentic adhd meds online over the counter closest to nexium canadian pharmacy levitra rx canadian pharmacy generic acyclovir 400mg no presciption gemfibrozil peersription us malegra pro 100 sildenafil citrate propranolol on line no prescription comprar viagra online canada generic levitra flos medicinae generic cialis wellbutrin otc substitute canadian rx drugs no script viagra prezzi e confezioni where can i buy levitra thiazide diuretic buy online motrin 800 over the counter how to buy viagra how does cialis work on men generic viagra overnight purchase viagra pe levitra cost at walgreens generic viagra pay for by e check lisinopril purchase online nuface microcurrent toner viagra thailand is prozac an over the counter drug who sells flomax oral cialis tablets20mg bactrim over the counter walgreens buy goldshield levothyroxine online norvasc without a prescription india ciprodex shelf life viagra deutschland ohne rezept prednisolone products over the counter european pharmacy kamagra bestellen met visa overnight delivery zanaflex north american pharmacy generic viagra nombre genericos de calan viagra sales australia canada online pharmacy claravis list of reputable online pharmacies viagra price in mumbai priligy viagra price comparisons discount online prescription drug suhagra 100 mg pay for cialis with paypal uk cialis english viagra us distributer buy propranolol meloxicam 1 mg veterinario comprar viagra espana paypal viagra sildenafil 100mg prednisolone by mail citrato di sildenafil filmi onlain viagra pills overnight delivery viagra generico quanto costa medicines on line amoxicillan without a prescription female cialis generico code red 7 male enhancement spray onlinepharnacy omeprazole side effects long term use purchade hydrocodone cough syrup boots viagra price buy cheap lamisil xenical 120mg no prescription prednisone 5mg for dogs canada canadian ed pills orlistat no prescription online viagara canada sales penegra tablets in pakistan eutirox buy cialis in singapore 166 cafergot 2013 sirius radio viagra add zoloft require prescription in canada how to use penegra onlineuspharmacy rx drugs alli acheter atenolo by mail tadalafil cheapest online buy valtrex online buy real vigra green vigra candian pharmacy lasix pills brand cialis no prescription getting wellburion on lones primatene mist tablets voltaren retard 100mg lasix online uk lowest canada pharmacy prices in house pharmacy uk no perscription wellbutrin low price viagra online where to buy viagra in san antonio singapore ed meds online donepezil no prescription canadian generique du cialis 5mg 5 percent proscar viagra online indonesia viagra professional canadian online pharmasy buy doxycycline eu buy amlodipine without a orescription cost of viagra in mexico onadron sildenafil 20 mg wallmart how good is cialis generic best erectile dysfunction supplements where to buy estrofem africa cilias cialis generic uk viagra sold in the usa desi tashan star plus cialis20mgbrand cheapest place to buy cialis or viagra onlinefilmer crestor medcin inpakistan ezonlinepharmany viagra for women samples comprar cialis viagra dosage body weight gay cock oral jelly viagra prix which online pharmacies use cipla buy xenical canada levita buy apotheke_viagra_ohne klavox antibiotique dermocort retail online brand ed meds viagra fast delivery no prescription safe site to by trazodone verapamil plantar fibromatosis safe online pharmacy no pres needed salbutamol vs albuterol content olanzapine no prescription fast viagra angela women's ginseng levitra professional 20 mg get viagra in usa viagra preise schweiz tadacip 60mg where to buy metronidazole cialis deal generic viagra canada price cialis sale us pharmacy asthmainhalers prescription free viagra free samples of estrogen pills legal flagyl 400 mg online approved canadian pharmacies online viagra wholesale china cialis actors names commercials mumbai rxmeds hub the best worldwide pharmacy cialis buy amoxicillin without prescription buy cialis 5 mg viagra women effects estrace wirkstoff periactin online pharmacy cialis en linea londres fast sildenafil citrate new york log time sex tablet name order zanaflex overnite l thyroxine for sale what is cialis tablets used for what milligrams does viagra come in sildenafil citrate 100mg best price spironolactone buy canadian pharmacy no prescription buy levitra online canada buy mtabs reviews free samples of erectile meds ed trial packs usa no prescription pharmacy express order celebrex online no prescriptions purchase viagra online pay with check can i get viagra over the counter where can i find real viagra viagra generico ritardante tadacip online kaufen pharmacie de garde luxembourg livraison du viagra au quebec buy 1 mg propecia lipitor vs crestor cost buy synthroid india purchase viagra in canada cialis best price buy lithium carbonate online online german pharmacies thyroxine tablets to buy buy pfizer viagra 50 mg one guy one jar video buying cilias safely overnight-pharmacy-4-u-viagra ip 103 do u get high off this pill antabuse buy india buy lasix with american express top canadian online pharmacy doxycycline for lyme disease so easy say againe buy levothyroxine 88 mcg healthy man viagra xm radio safe sildenafil 100mg cialis without prescription, india what is the shelf life of lisinopril rumalaya gel canada cialis_o_levitra_yahoo jelly viagra healthy meds viagra discount prescription store viraga i need to order periactin viagra for sale toronto tamoxifen no script viagra en ligne au qu�bec pela viagra dominicana viagra cheapest price tretinoin cream extra super levitra comprar viagra farmacia no prescription imuran implantation calculator shpejtesia e zerit wikipedia metformin black market combivent fedex without prescription no precription synthroid 125mcg daily cara makan pil perancang phenergan syrup for dogs wieviel kostet cialis in der apotheke buy isoface 20 mg us pharmacies for lasix non presription cialis 100mg pills natural viagra alternative blood flow manly 100mg prednisone over the counter drug buy priligy dapoxetine united states mercilon kesan sampingan viagra with dapoxetine review viagra for sale 5 filme onlain amoxacillin from canada promethazine dm syrup lasix fast delivery to us orlistat 60 mg for sale stromectol sale uk reductil taking viagra with atripla dosage generic levitra no prescription silagra us sertraline without prescription to usa order wellbutrin without prescription nitrofurantoin amazon xenical in spain for sale buying viagra overnight delivery wellbutrin 150 count canada 30days auvitra 20 mg discount non prescription generic lasix 5mg or 1mg of propecia lamisil tablets from india buy telmisartan online www.24hourcanadapharmacy friv ben 1000 games vendita cialis professional ivermectin no prescription erectile dysfunction treatment in urdu universal drug services ltd. therapy buy sibutramine from india 100mg doxycycline tablets from india buy zoloft online without pr order nitroglycerin real cialis walmart pharmacy prices cialis canadan parmacy 24 canadian pharmaci generic strattera mastercard no prescription viagra canada online comprar pastillas para abortar no-prescription-meds coupon code sildenafil citrate on sale buy bromocriptine online buy abortion pill uk medication without precriptions prix cialis 20mg pharmacie belgique non prescription viagra bombay india pharmacy world canada reviews where can i buy viagra online in canada pharmacie viagra finpecia for sale buy amitriptyline 50 mg no prescription pink female viagra rabeprazole non prescrition levitra to buy local generic cialis onlimne pharacy viagra generic 100mg cialis brand canada illegal cialis benadryl bd himcolin gel how to use video where is the safest place to bu... canada no rx flagil buy amantadine can i buy viagra in spain where i live 1 guy 1 jar actual video priligy buy viagra originale senza ricetta best deals on levitra medication metformin pills from asia buy femara how to order cytotec online buying actavis syrup online elocom krema buy viagra generic viagra medustrusted canadian pharmacy doxycycline reputuble pharmacy to buy clomid obtaining viagra without prescription betamethasone dipropionate cream 0.05 viagrageneric viagra buy spironolactone online no rx cheapdrugs no lisinopril online buy retin a gel online prednisone pack furosemide webshop viagra at boots chemist how to take levitra for best results thyroxine for sale canadian pharmacy duvadilan australia vibramycin no prescription abilify pharmacy assist brand cialis meds from india burpropionxl vs vyvance profesional viagra medication without a prescription canadian pharmacies with free shipping lantus cost without insurance pharmacy top pills canadieean pharmacy support group dietalar ariqlamaq ucun viagra without a prescription usa where can i buy synthroid on line over seas orders for vardenafil vuclip search sildenafil generic cost order viagra online without script acheter phenergan buy nexium in mexico salep agne manfaat no prescription tretinion gel canadian drug of greenfeild viagra in slovenia actavis syrup online pharmacy is there a generic cialis or viagra new healthly man australia pharmacy domperidone discount 10 mg cialis amoxicilina 500 mg from mexico cozar pills buying celexa online purple viagra pills for sale cara pengambilan pil perancang yasmin rx no prescription needed xenical over the counter will viagra work after you ejaculate brand cialis for sale cvs pharmacy viagra price cialis 5 mg generika azathioprine buy no prescription canadian pharmacy that let you echeck overnight toradol how much flagyl for dog cialisonline4all online pharmacy review fertility drugs online no prescription where to buy tinadazole dapoxetine and cialis pilex hemoroidi serpina side effect atorvastatin without prescription is sertraline 50 mg addictive genuine on line pfizer viagra best sex pharmacy cialis online usa overnight pharmacy 4 u buy viagra using paypal pharmacie ligne angleterre www.intrance result of ascol buy orlistat 60 mg with no prescription cheapest generic cialis online dexamethasone bahasa indonesia viagra einzelne pillen kaufen free cialis samples prescription lannett levothyroxine recall 60 mg prednisone for 5 days super viagra canada aciphex prices usa buy professional levitra doxycycline 100 mg anada revatio cost canadian canadian pharmacy ampicillin where can i get chloroquine buy viagra pill arthrotec forte uk buy sertraline no prescription how to get epiduo without prescription non perscription candian drugs decadron no prescription needed buy combination 3 birth control pills viamedic drugs drugstore online estrace .5 gabapentin 800 mg street price cheap no prescription meds xenical roche buy online fiberglass ladder perth something better then viagra no scrip online pharmacies cialis professional physiology of auryslim finpecia canada methylprednisolone no rx viagra for ladies viagra professionnel penispictures trustworthy online drug stores cialis no rx no prescription needed meds viagra in canada for sale azithromycin 250 mg apple apple cider vinegar and metformin north pharmacy canada lasix cialis en ligne buy roaccutane uk 651 filagra super active chlamydia symptoms in men erythromycin buy marysville crestor generic offshore pharmacy cloridrato de sertralina free trial pack of viagra costco pharmacy price list 2014 where to buy sildenafil institution non prescription sildenafil citrate buy acyclovir online paypal healthy male viagra reviews discount proscar colichina from mexico amoxicillin for sale uk buy propecia misoprostol rapid shipping buy propecia paypal inhalers with no prescriptions accutane acne medicine results canadian pharmacy 24h com where can propronolol be purchased weight loss injections will advil react with zithromax imuran shortage cialis prices online prescription viagra on line flagyl treat a gum infection next day kamagra jelly houston tx lithium carbonate without rx buy tretinoid cream online buy albuterol inhaler online cheap bruksel viagra fungsi provera fastest canadian pharcharmy online accutane no prescrip canadian viagra pay by check online pharmacy reviews low cost viagra z packs antibiotic for sale cheap 5 mg cialis from canada indomethacin street value cipa canadian online pharmacy doxycycline for dogs for sale erectile dysfunction treatment canda antivert without prescription viagra sale no prescription jasmine obat nizoral tablet no scrip cialis canadian drugstore viagra purchase viagra from canadian supplier westhroid vs armour crestor 10mg amiloride hydrochlorothiazide aristocort tablets without prescription buy synthroid without script tadalafil 10 mg rezeptfrei benfotiamine walgreens healthy man ciprobay antibiotic buy herbal soma craigslist viagra order levitra on line mail order prescriptions sex tablet for man in bangladesh sex long time tablet can clamydia meds be bought online can i buy alli diet pills online price of viagra in saudi arabia buy tadalis sx no rx cialis levitra buy retin a 0.1 no prescription cialis generic chepest po box delivery super viagra deutsch furosemide 40 mg without perscription generic cialis at walmart tamoxifen pct xlpharmacy generic cialis cheap cialis canada metformin over the counter what can i buy similar to viagra buy sildenafil pills for men women liquid cialis research chemicals where to buy viagra in pretoria 31 buy brand lilly cialis low cost cialis 20mg ativan en ligne noprecriptionneedcanandianpharmacy value pharmaceuticals, port vila, vu buy priligy pil postinor viagra with out prescription cnbc radio viagra commercials tadalafil 5mg generic can you buy acyclovir online flos medicinae viagra sex teblat name mail order medication deutchland sex power tablet name viagra tablets in chennai online buy cheap viagra online suhagraat ka tarika complete in video long time sex tablets cheap trazadon no prescription revista infancia y aprendizaje does thorazine have street value cialis cheap uk amitriptyline for sale houses super active cialis buy fluconazole 50 mg capsules kegunaan fucidin levitra canadian pharcharmy online north buy real levothyroxine 100 mcg suboxone on line pharmacy generic cialis cheapest orlist pills buy 60mg overnight meds no perscription salep acyclovir phenergan without prescription eulexin 250mg taladafil on line como comprar viagra dapoxetine in pakistan xytrol for men purchasing viagra in canada cipla tadacip 20 yellow metronidazole pills generic viagra from india reviews onlaintv mens health and fitness cialis online cialis pharmacy pay with ach cytotec mexico is biochem letrozole legit comprar viagra en miami walmart generic drug list 2013 buy diflucan with mastercard drugsthebest buy cialis fast delivery herb viagra green box review tri cyclen where to buy prednisolone 5mg amoxycillin buy cansdian super active viagra 100mg india nitrostat without prescription womenra teespring shirts for sale online fluconazole over the counter walgreens viagra coupon walmart yp healthcare acheter viagra pharmacie dth 24 b kamal kunj ringworm medasin cialis softgel 2053 med direct cialis sky pharmacy coumadine buy online canadian pharmacy online drugstore dapoxetine viagra combo cheap viagra online no prescription kamagra oral jelly uk delivery 270 ed prescription buy proventil inhaler buy 5mg cialis canadian pharmacy when will viagra go generic buy clonazepam xanax 1 mg street value viagra online generic fast delivery ordine viagra telefono buy generic viagra online mastercard buy celexa with no prescription viprogra tesco viagra prices buy prednisone without prescription cvs pharmacy locations canada brand name cialis in hong kong cheap 1 mg finasteride how to get viriga can you buy elimite over the counter antabuse overnight delivery phenergan pills without prescription online tadapox bactrim ds onlineno rx canada and uk e20 cialis cheapest brand cialis free levitra trial offer mens ed medications online pharmacy levitra 20mg prix amerimedmedrx india propecia www rx customer support best places to buy generic viagra 332 buy blue pill canada doxycycline hyc 100mg. no script us pharmacy online lasix pills maximum frusemide dose per day canadianpharmacyxenical 120mg medication for type 2 diabetes online usa pharmacy deutschland h buying viagra bucharest sildenafil citrate pay with mastercard canada pharmacy24 where can i buy retin a online? buy imiquimod estrogen pill for sale online pharmacy paypal accepted cost of celebrex in mexico viagra.spliers blueforce viagra usa 20 mg levitra rayh drug store viagra andorra viagra super active plus 100 mg buy genuine frusemide purchase zithromax australia online venlafaxine viagra non prescription buy prescription worm medication viagra kya hota hai buycialisovernight cheap eurovan zopiclone prevacid edmonton canadain phamacry doxepin w dystoni forum viagra generika kaufen deutschland online paroxetene supply comprar cytotec online synthroid no prescription low cost accutaine viagra generika kaufen orlistat lesofat buy tadalofil drug stores pei cialis ashwagandha powder for weight loss combinar cialis con levitra were is viraga levomax uputstvo reputable online pharmacy viagra smoking weed with cialis female indian viagra tablets alcobuse for sale cealis mail apotheke loc:hk buy liquid viagra uk 90 royal hospital oman nitro vs lasix levitra 3 day delivery sildenafit generika 100mg per nachnahme serp,5151.1?esetprotoscanctx=ca31208 no rx certified pharmacies nizoral cream hair loss study cialis online indiapharmacy levitra pricing names of water pills buy cialis online safely generic viagra online prednisone5mgvestibularnduritis cheapest online cialis dexilant price walmart canadian pharmacy no presc sildenafil citrate cheapest prices no doctor viagra sertralina medicamento canadian pharmacy cialas order ventolin without prescription buy clomid viagara us billed online medications for gonorrhea cialis en venta viagra online without prescription uk where can i order save genuine viagra exhamaster sensitive vipps pharmacy viagra tolchicine cialis online mexico how to order cialis como usar cytotec para abortar viagra rx paypal soloxine without a prescription viagra generico online cheapest retin a vardenafil online pharmacy flomax no prescription buy proscar uk without prescription buy antepsin buy generic viagra online pharmacy natural eshop cialis danmark tijuana mexico pharmacy buy sildenafil 50mg lithium without a prescription united pharmacies uk fluoxetine 10 mg en mexico canadian pharmacies mail order cialis dosage options rayh healthcare pvt.. ltd. canadian pharmacy asthma inhalers canadian pharmacy hr compare prices on viagra desi viagra online doctor adderall online pharmacy canada cialis brand 40mg cialis once daily 5mg best price canada ian pharmacy ould you fast shipping because it is none prescribtion drug canada abalify where to buy cialis in hong kong 169 tadalafil canadian pharmacy online tadalafil overnight delivery 2050 no prescription clavamox viagra lowest price canada non generic viagra by mail cheap flagyl online levitra fast delivery friv 1000 free games canada mail order phamacys bupropion recreational use generic viagra online free shipping elifemeds flagyl for dogs without prescription cialsis generic pill by mail for visa avamigran viagra generic online vigora tablet details in hindi no prescription pet amoxicillin uk generic propecia 5 mg flow max where to buy doxycycline sale buy tetracycline without prescription canadian pharmacy in dubai depo provera for sale online viagra tablets online in india search,translate,google,ht... gabapentin 600 mg no script discount nexium 40mg alli refills letrozole buy achat rohypnole viagra next day delivery calgary super p force master card online-pharmacy-thailand produit 90 best place to buy synthroid online viagra in the usa crestordrugcostwithoutinsurance tamsulosin no prescription buy synthroid online no rx cialis for daily use bph 341 in house pharmacy retin skincare online pharamacuticals india cialis 50mg pills healthy man viagra pran zoloft 5mg no prescription alfuzosin canadian pharmacy lopressor novamoxin 500 mg amoxicillin dosage 172 acheter cialis lilly 20mg viagra jet levitra vs viagra does nexium come in tablet form cheapest prices on suhagra 100 effexor xr order online costco flovent levitra super active revies online doxycycline synthroid 75mcg online accutane without prescription citolapram no rx cheapest online roaccutane uk ezonlinepharmacy com ez online is nolvadex legal prevacid cialis online uk cheap crestor bill without prescription coderedmale viagra coupon order alesse no prescription propecia propak canadian discount drugs best online pharmacy brand cialis jia yi jian can i order cipro for infection viagra valencia blue force viagra abilify cheapest price softgel cialis tobbot donde puedo comprar la pastilla sialis fluoxetine without rx buy benzhexol suhagra100 mercury drug store product list erexin v viagra libero no prescription viagra aldactone gliclazide metformin and grapefruit voltaren retard acomplia 20mg rimonabant online pain meds fast delivery viagra soft 50mg ministry of public service uganda buy sinemet canada supreme suppliers india viagra puerto rico pharmacy cheaper colchicine perscription on line levitra pills price buy zestoretic without prescription snafi side effects trazodone 100 mg high metformin canada buying pfizer viagra online promethazine with codeine for sale misoprostol from canada canadian viagra 400mg buy viagra australia mengatasi ketergantungan dexamethasone what is the normal dosage of cipro gonorrhea medication online buy antibiotics with paypal viagra vendita buy albenza cialis sales no prescription drugs suhagra cipla dangers rx canada 365 hiv drugs list when i took 2 cialis super active diflucan cena cymbalta withdrawal symptoms insomnia doxycline chicago cialis and ecuador pharmacy cheap flomax no prescription no prescription metroniazole overnight viagra 100mg online xenical 60 mg how many trazodone will kill you no prescription synthroid is pharmacy rx one legitimate how to get antibiotics on the weekend z pak online purchase cialis canada revatio 20 at discount price buy lunesta online propecia online pharmacy naproxen cialis uk shop for generic cialis viagra shipped to philippines bystolic generic release date meloxicam drug test how to buy cialis 5 mg espn and viagra get cialis very cheap tretinoin cream 0.05; no script para que es clorfenamina buy buspirone online u.k rhine inc gabapentin cod river pharmacy of canada examples of a cialis prescription canadian pharmacy secure cialis plus bonus cialis levitra 20 mg cost walmart pil perancang diane how to make viagra with ginger bactrim pediatrico tablet lacef 500mg xenical south africa best canadian pharmacy to buy celebrex approved viagra store acheter driptane en ligne antibiotics online cheap lasix without prescription indian viagra tablets names where to buy doxycycline 100mg 50 mg amitriptyline without rx plavix doxycycline price walmart where i can buy cialis lunesta without prescription xlpharmacy vip trazodone side effects in dogs vigora 100 how to use e20 tablet for premature ejactulation prednisone 12 day dose pack directions inhouse pharmacy biz viagra pour femme acheter du laroxyl cialis rezeptfrei auf rechnung article34 athens transit similar paxil pain meds no script levitra cheapest price order prednizone over the counter mediformin viagra best prices direct rx deal viagra generic harga salep acyclovir sildenafil from china aladdin asthma mexican medicine sex.pakistan singulair cheapest pharmacy for viagra bayer brand name levitra dapoxetina generico low cost us online pharmacies overnight delivery sildenafil generico prezzo in farmacia livepharmacy247 search,http,ontariovolleyballchampio... tretinoin gel .1 for sale walmart pharmacy price check buy zedd antibiotics online buy nolvadex online no prescription women viagra in india order prednisone online from canada one guy one cup video auvitra get zoloft without prescription viagra pills oline no script tretnoin best prices on cialis nymphomax pills in india prazosin get high salep fucidin cialis viagra cheap cialis aereo buy antabuse cvs viagra india pill viagra_preisvergleich_rezeptfrei which is better viagra or cialis amoxicillin without a script getting zoloft overseas zidena for erectile disfunction fake birth control pills for sale worldwide pharmacy canada cafergot bestellen buy clinoril without an rx indian drugs on line canadian valtrex best place to order generic viagra 410 buying cialis on line generic cialis fedex robaxin get you high bananas and lisinopril decadron pills no prescription buy zenegra online cheap tadalafil viagra from canada legal purchasing domperidone mexico pharmacy inderal sales cheap generic viagra cmp sildenafil 150 mg order azithromycin 250 mg india pharmacy oxycodone amantidine online online sales prednisone for free canada meds no prescription viagra for sale no prescription i need to order some viagra cialis 20mg soft tabs cialis 20mg prix ventolin evohaler buy lasix online overnight delivery buy 5mg propecia in the uk pil perancang mercilon flovent no prescription predisone viagra coupons walmart yagara ireland viagra free trial pack angela ginseng made in usa tadalista super active reviews cialis vendita online where to buy drug seroquel vitamix sildenafil supplier canadian buy cialis amazon 139 overnight delivery of viagra can i get cymbalta in mexico buy silagra pills norco pills for sale presnidone online without rx abilify no prescription usa pharmacy buy paroxetine online how to get free inhalers buy generic viagra cialis online can you buy cialis in hong kong viagra professional generic finpecia online order flagyl dosage receita de bolo gelado tinidazole tablets online sildenafil ultra tabletas how much is a viagra pill canadian pharmacy taking paypal ordering levothyroxine in uk viagra super anxiety medication in canada target nexium on line order atomoxetine hcl price buy elimite cream over the counter cost of accutane with insurance sublingual sildenafil tabs no prescription furosemide 40 mg price of levitra 20 mg at walmart buyperiactin ed med trimix from indian pharmacies cost of viagra pills antibiotics for sinus infection z pack over the counter metformin amazon cvs pharmacy cialis coupon allegra for sale cheap fish tetracycline capsules clavimox with no preciption where to buy domperidone online buy dapoxetine tenormine with out prescription buy adderall no membership uk vardnafil online in india canadian express pharmacy generic finasteride international pharmacy world polarmeds pharmacy can you buy cialis in amsterdam kamagra oral jelly 100mg reviews mexico pharmacy online drugstore silagra 100mg discount prices order cialis safely online sildenafil citrate 100mg lowest price best canadian pharmacies buy china amitriptyline albuterol inhalers cheap viagra sans ordonnance quebec buy prozac overnight oz pills 2095 albuterol inhaler buy prednisone norx buy provigil with paypal viagra pay with paypal codeine money pak medication without prescription drugs order medstore buy antibiotics online overnight buy neurontin without perscription cialis pas cher paiement securis� canada pharmacy pay with paypal oristal losse wheit buy colchicine 0.5 mg europe meds onlineno rxs generic viagras where to buy nolvadex arimidex sale captopril buy 60 pills anafranil fast shipping synthroid no prescription viagra professionnel inde pharmacies that carry domperidone how to drink prednesolone tab medicine viagra for sale indian pharmacies that accept paypal generic tadalafil uk authentic viagra pfizer brand duphaston et fibrome kamagra fruit tablets average cost cialis 5mg 77 www.pharmacyonline store cialis order by phone tadalafil online usa cialis_2.5_mg_online pil viagra prednisone for dogs no rx canadian drug without rx licodexon obat apa viagra online switzerland ivacbd free viagra pills in reading pa. rbc online banking 1841 finasteride 1mg no prescription cialis 5 mg terapia real cialis no generic 5mg cialis canada canadian pills online reputable non parscription pharmancy buy retin a without rx sertraline without prescription redustat side effects original xenical for loss weight fake viagra side effects get valtrex overnight online canada pharmacy no prescription buy viagra online without script no script prednisone viagra shipped from the us viagra spray for men buy arimidex australia no prescription estradiol canadian pharmacy no rx elavil get 800 mg gabapentin online get my canadian drugs aristocort without prescription watson 853 blue zetia online india no prescription amerimedrx pharmacy gabapentin online no prescription viagra bonus pack generic tri mix gel bystolic shortage online meds without a prescription antabuse purchase viagra for men price in kolkata 390 trittico e muscoril with out prsciption allopurinol 300 mg nexium generic release date fake viagra how to tell things similar to viager montelukast sod 10 mg tablet buy treatment for chlamydia women's viagra samples canadapharmacy24h discount number mercilon pil perancang where to purchase arjuna how much is viagra in mexico tadalafil e20 canada online buy cheap elavil no prescription cheap dutasteride when to take viagra viagra 150 mg from usa buy cialis without a script cialis kaufen how much does cialis for daily use cost staxyn vs levitra adakah cytotec di jual di singapura mambo 36 pills medicine to buy in india us online drug stores does cvs sell zenegra buy viagra belgium 155 how much viagra cost buy propecia in ny generic ed drugs online brand name buspar online low cost lavitra cialis wiki buy cialis online using paypal clonidine without a script cymbalta over the counter buying_viagra_in_canada buy brand livetra online usa sildenafil 50mg cheap viagra cheapest 100mg soft kamagra paiement en cash no script estradiol online pharmacy india cialis discount online stores genuine viagra 100 m can naproxen get you high lebitra buy generic aciclovir tablets in uk cialis generic price online pharmacies no prescription cialis side effects cialisis barato trazadone free shipping depakine chrono buy in florida can i buy cialis without prescriptio thyroxine tablets online pharmacy online c20 vente tadalafil online pharmacy no prescriptions hong kong online drugs suhagraat tips in hindi font cialis softtabs american clavamox no prescription how to use himcolin gel video acyclovir cream cost at walmart gimmepills buy avanafil penis growth oil buy liquid tamoxifen citrate online thai pharmacy buyviagrainnebraska euroclinix generico order cialis overnight night sweats increased urine output dosis obat azithromycin generic cialis dapoxetine synthroid 75 mcg price viagra 130mg generic cialis fara reteta farmacii what to expect from viagra strattera online pharmacy without a antibiotics online without prescription accutane canadian pharmacy cipla generic product list generic drugs for tooth pain ed trial packs from us pharmacy retin a without prescription usa pharmacy world abilify without insurance doxyval prix candian pharmcy clomid pct buy prednisone without rx purchase antabuse generic cialis 20 mg cheap purple pharmacy algodones mexico ebillme later viagra anabuse for sale januvia cost at walmart nizoral pills cheap no perscription walmart pharmacy cialis prices buy viagra without a script retin a from online vosteran my health 24 ed trial assortment lasix pill without prescription 795 gonorrhea treatment online buy real viagra online cialis brand name with out precription comprar_cialis_con_seguridad viagra pills 100 mg order cheap periactin online fungsi obat provera 100 mg 1 gram azithromycin for sale cialis daily use where to buy cheap cialis overnight viagra oders cialis with no prescription needed how to get a free trial of levitra januvia instructions for pharmacist el diclofenaco para que sirve first medical unidox lexapro 10 mg buy viagra shopping online in europe viagra generico free sample generic cialis azithromycin and keflex together erex professional von sildenafil composition of i pill cipla online pharma cheap sex pills reputable online pharmacies uk meclizine weight gain discount code allpillsshop non prescription prozac copy of viagra low price 100 price lasix mexico vigora 100 use in hindi viagra in singapore clinic terbisil uk order zpak online levita drug doctor to prescribe metformin on line prescription for viagra viagra has stop working levothyroxine sale tamsulosin 0.4 mg side effects acheter du clamoxil forced to cum free world pharmacy ortho tri-cyclen viagra tablets in pakistan urdu 466 belize city pharmacy best prices on propecia in nj need a prescription for domperidone viagra for female in india how can i find viagra cheap vuclip video search viagra super active generi secure tab stock order cialis online generic viagra india 100mg buy azithromycin next day daily dose of b12 for men cheap cialis quick shipment us cheapest quetiapine fumarate 200mg generic overseas viagra colchicine/3/ adderall india pharmacy discount accutanecanadadrugs online discount on cialis chewable viagra online vaginal water spray biaxin by amazan paypal canadian pharmacies over the counter avodart prednisone brand for sale pill identifier pictures vicodin buy dapoxetine online india my mexican drugstore viagra for sale in ireland vigra for sale buy ganeric viagra online online water pills uk prednisone cheap doxycycline 180 100 mg without rx tadalafil gel cialis viagra buy my buy antabuse by paypal vigora 100 hindi viagra cost per 100mg pill cialis kaufen in deutschland azithromycin 1 g orally buying viagra online reviews cialis super p force pharmacies diflucan and canadian pharmacy farmacia premature ejaculation over the counter for trazodone one man and a jar buy otc zoloft revista kosovarja numri i fundit ketoconazole where can you buy generic viagra in pa tadalafil 20 mg buy direct from india belize pharmacy on line venta de sildenafil discount levitra pharmacy purchase rx health drugs viagra healthyman complaints seroxat withdrawal buy miodar antibiotics secure online shopping donde comprar cialis generico nymphomax review acquisto cialis pagamento alla consegna canadianmedicinenow achat vrai viagra costo cialis 5 mg canaxa rx prednisone india pharmacy buy cheap bupropion 150mg in usa canadien clinic sulfa viagra 50 mg for sale cheap meds4u metformin 850 cialis chewable tablets tesco kamagra online kaufen per nachnahme viagra with no prescription canada pharmacy for methotrexate retin a without prescription predisolon and it's prescription myskypharmacy subutex combictic global caplet pvt ltd can you buy amoxicillin at walgreens 42 street value of strattera should i combine viagra and aspirin 30 day sertraline paypal levitra online pharmacies cipla generic drugs price list viagra super active plus �berweisung long time sex tablet for men real kamagra how to make cialis work better motrin www online pharmacies metforin for pets best prices for cialis 20mg viagra in malaysia where to get 1 dollar a pill viagra flagyl tablets for wounds anfranil order best web sites for viagra best generic viagra websites vulnerable amex real,viagra viagra oneline in eu cialis online master card antidote for sildenafil albendazole-buy-online where to buy viagra in south africa can i trust canadian viagra online lotto 46 362 mexican pharmacies in tijuana cymbalta lawsuit settlements buy prevesid tablets web store for cialis apcalis sx tablets 20 mg side effects best cialis online onlinepharm levitra generico miglior prezzo india cialis 5 mg for daily use cialis_50_mg bystolic to metoprolol conversion buy levothyroxine online gabapentin buy online acheter sildenafil venta de viagras crestor cost without insurance fluconazole 150 mg for sale buy finasteride australia how much is vardenafil at cvs viagra generico online italia where can i buy atirax in us seroquel buy cheap zocor without prescription viagra generico consegna rapida why is there a shortage of bystolic meda meds sominex or nytol best place buy strattera atomoxetine canada pharma flomax buy propanolol online australia web sites that sells azithromycin is generic cialis safe meloxicam high erowid triderm krema canadian drug by mail kamagra no prescription buy viagra from india metoclopramide australian pharmacy no prescriptions micardis for sale cheapest cilais uk generic viagra prices viagra de 100mg buy liquid viagra uk canadian tadalafil renagel levitra with out prescription where to buy peniclien in toronto buy canadian lorazapam clomid fast delivery tadalafil tabs 10 von australia kaufen articulo 68 online pharmency 365pills vigra for sale in ireland can i get cialis without a perscription buy synthroid in usa where can i get prednisone healthy man review viagra samples free brand cialis discount cipro xr 1000 buy cipro overseas cefixime side effects i want to buy amitriptyline 50 mg medazole viagra farmacia de canada vigara purchace viagra discounted augmentin finpecia usa accordo rx reviews cialis 20 mg for sale ciproflaxin pramipexole cialis without presciption what phenergan looks like discount cialis online overnight methotrexate without a prescription lowest priced cialis viagra india pfizer zyvox without prescription order tamoxifen trusted best place buy cialis 40 mg online do old viagra pills still work top online pills which better cialis 5 mg or 20mg cialis canada vendita get medication next day online buy citodon ejculation faster buy prescription drugs from india cialis pharmacies online name of viagra tablet in india 4... etodolac abuse buying generic viagra online reviews best online site to buy sex drugs how much is viagra at walmart apotex atorvastatin recall fixime tablet aciclovir 800 mg buy generic levitra uk buy sildenafil citrate online buy tetracycline acne propecia 5 mg for sale no vagra buy brand viagra 100mg online viagra pa cher canada meds no prescription needed usa voltaren tablet generic norvasc 10mg viagra next day delivery uk hair loss propecia from canada paxil overnighted viagra for men price viagara cipa approved online crestor at walmart tantra jelly cialis usa pharmacy buy stemetil antibiotics no prescription glaxo gsk 719 how to get viriga is buying vigira on line safe how to get viagra samples onlinee pharmaciees order_levitra_from_canada viagra for men under 30 in india caremark cover cialis motilium from canada medrol dose pack without a prescription cheapest cialis available ragipi tu u qi video where can i buy clomid in italy cialis with dapoxetene levitra brand 200mg medicine online order tadalafil india prices comperable peoduct to viagra where to buy 500mgs antabuse tablets cialis fast nitroglycerin tablet for sale farmacia online uk cheapest place to buy viagra cialis viagra per nachname kaufen dapoxitina basso prezzo ciallis where to buy anafranil capsules triamterene 75mg hctz 50mg tablets haaeidravisemahiti viagra erection pictures nabp viagra canada walmart cialis price 247 overnightpharmacy com cialis 60mg gazeta kosovarja brand viagra no prescription pay visa tylenol id female cialis prezzi bassi buy clomid online safely cialis troppo uso fa male? cheap generic tadacip legal viagra on line metformin generic purchase sildenafil billig cialis cost walmart pharmacy atacand no rx fertomid para que es el neurontin 300 mg cialis generic canada viagra online stores buy dexamethasone without prescription cialis 5 mg cost indian pharmacy silagra 100 para que sirve el meloxicam 7.5 mg buy tinidazole for veterinary use atenolol without prescription buy viagra online with mastercard clalis 20mg vs clalis 40mg che sono le sildenafil doc levofloxacin 500 mg viagra holland generic levitra online buy generic viagra online with e checks tretinoin cream 0.1 at wholesale viagra sildenafil online vancouver cialis buy retin a online stromectol bestellen cheapest propecia tablets uti antibiotics online but viagra cialis for sale buy wellbutrin online philippines buy viagra in canada safest place to buy viagra online 24 hour canadian phamacy buy generic vimax sildenafil buy tamoxifen sevrage codeine levothyroxine 25 mcg buy online cialis 20 mg price uk where to buy qsymia levaquin lawsuit vipps pharmacy selling viagra eli 20 buying cialis in the us where can i buy depokote with paypal levitra sold over the counter tadacip 20 india global pharmacy canada sertraline pch kopen buy cheap uk viagra cialis 5 mg online pharmacy all day chemist retin a finasteride 5 mg online cheap typical cialis cost manfaat obat metronidazole 500mg cheapest viagra anywhere canada customs viagra tussionex cough syrup buying std medicine fast what are pills called o tinidazole over the counter drug apcalis tablets canada danazol avanafil for sale leviteracetam shopping viagra pills legal sites viagra purchase in ireland get viagra prescription online buying tadalafil without a prescription ed doctor 24h cheap tadapox levothyroxine 75 mcg buy online uk cephalexin for sale norapred betnovate c skin cream for pimple marks buying cytotec online buy medical pill buy lipitor supreme suppliers online medicines cialis india buying estrofem on the web buy flagyl online dogs generic sildenafil capsules order xenical by mail ritalin buy uk pain pills online no membership indiadrugs cialis hong kong generic atrovent 20mcg inhaler no prescription viagra online finasteride generic uk cialis no prescription pay with check cialis tablete u bih generic viagra lowest prices top sites for cialis can lisinopril get you high buy cialis pattaya order cialis online us pharmacy cialis generika deutschland online pharmacy that takes amex card kamagra oral jelly suppliers australia cialis tadalafil 20mg tablets tadalafil 10 mg lavitra cheapest abortion pill online why is tetracycline discontinued canadian cilais on line aap ki adalat latest purchase viagra usa articulo 101 generic viagra that takes mastercard buy viagra cialis online get viagra free samples viagra price in dubai generika apotheke malegra dxt online nolvadex for research purposes cialisis pharmacy viagra medicine online 24 best place to get viagra 10mg provera ebay how much does viagra cost per pill low cost pharmacy internet generic cialis vs super active progesterone low price viagra 100mg canada pharmacies top best online pharmacy montreal aprovel civox antibiotico denvar rhine inc india viagra for men in hindi acyclovir zovirax ru doxyclcline dosage for ulcer buy non prescription viagra online article 92 cialis no prescription www.inhouse phyarmacy online xl pharmacy clomid for men dose como usar cytotec generic stendra for sale finasteride side effects reversible online dapoxetine lisinopril over the counter pharmacy one line why is no one selling alli vermox walmart viagra buy in canada canadianmeds 24hr chlamydia drugs online premarin i wont buy it cialis tadalafil 80mg prednisone 20mg dogs but generic lexapro online cheap cheap viagra paypal consumer report buying viagra on line cialis 20mg uk online dove_comprare_il_cialis_yahoo degra sildenafil canadaviagra wie die oben schriftart, di... donde puedo comprar viagra cialis pharmacies canadian drugstore online mercury drug store price list buy ameryl with out a prescription how strong is viagra 100mg cytotec sale best place for buying ciacils on line pliva 433 effects tadalafil for sale cialis super active canada buy buy viagra without email address is celebrex available over the counter mod50 levitra et jus de pamplemousse buy canadian meds online online pharmacy no prescription zoloft cheap viagra pills free shipping sildenafil cheapest overnight tadalafil 40 mg dose tadalafil 80mg estro sildenafil manly canadian pharmacy 24 hr buy nolvadex canada baclofen high how many to get high canadian meds world sell acyclovir 800 does clomid cos pregnancy symptoms generic medicine of kamagra in ireland cialisenespanol.colim is amoxicillin the same as penicillin buy viagara online no prescription achat viagra generique vibramycin online pharmacy the best website to order tadalafil naltrexone online order prescription from canada greenstone lipitor complaints 2013 topamax false positive pregnancy test penis pics canadian parmacy betnovate buy discounted pfizer viagra mantadix vente en ligne viagra for cheap with no prescriptions buy diflucan yeast infection abortion pill online pharmacy uk buy cialis online without presciption buy albuterol solution for nebulizer top 10 online phamacies expiration du brevet de cialis best prices on generic viagra magic pharmacy where to order promethazine codeine 24 hours canadian pharmacy buy retin a cheap zitromax ithout a prescription kamagrashop bentyl otc cialis from india 40 onlines std pills viagra pay by check g4 sildenafil 50 mg pfizer viagra for sale online cialis on line acquisto sicuro pacific care pharmacy port vila vanuatu buy cheap viagra 200mg buyindocin acyclovir 800 mg price walmart canadian prednisone for dogs cheap drugs from canada viagra online next day shipping cialis online us how much trazodone will get you high suprax online canada cytotec haw much price in abu dhabi etodolac no prescription retin a without perscription genopril plus quick ship cialis no prescription canada online pastilla clamidia eritromicina buy buy pfizer viagra uk buy pharmacies outside usa primatene mist available in mexico ritalin canada paharmacymall canadian pharmacy price check horses viagra female viagra wiki amitriptyline purchase virgra buy cheap pfizer xalatan tadalafil 40 grams indian pharmacy drugs one guy one jar ebay cialis obat sitotek over the counter lasix lidoderm cancun airport pharmacy viagra australia next day delivery ampicillin 500 low prices for you canada pharmacy online buy accutane uk online no prescription pharmacy aciclovir en crema online clomicalm onit at canadian pharm bayer levitra what is estronorm used for pharmacy the best nitroglycerin ranacid how to taper prednisone tendonitis online pharmacy in costa rica onlineantibiotics without a rx viagra without prescription 400 mg prednisone dose pack can you sell viagra on ebay 60 research chemicals letmewatchthis 1channel watch movies long time sex tablet misoprostol over the counter levitra 20 mg billiger kaufen what is the target market for viagra cialis black 800mg pills buy inhalers online usa brand name cialis cheap 21 zanax best deals on viagra micardis cheap viagra from usa order salbutamol express shipping best prices for 60mg. orlistat azitromicina buy generic viagra in india generic lasix mail order gb finoecia prescription dog medication colchicine sexpowar viagura mastar card buy viagra with mastercard silagra medicine generic cialis buy cheap furosemide online amaryl lawsuit generic viagra american express order lasix overnight delivery doxycycline cost bentyl what does cialis cost at walmart cialis over internet cialis 20mg price walgreens buy promethazine codeine viagria viagra no prescriptions needed imagen de futbol con frases cheap ed pills nonprescriptionlithiumcarbonate adalat buy buy real viagra on line buy lipitor without prescription cheap levitra novosildenafil levitra withouth prescription [viagra super active 100mg x 90 pill levothyroxine to buy uk metoprolol and weight gain online pharmacy with echeck for viagara lithium carbonate no prescription fuck pussy discount on methylprednisolone 60 4 mg viagra alternative testosterone sex pill flomist nasal spray pr... lisinopril 5mg tablets buy novadex prezzi viagra romania tricare mail order prescription program prezzi del viagra in farmacia safe site to buy cialis moduretic no prescription needed toradol ordering alli availability 2014 zovirax acyclovir online viagra loan online eva pills levitra dostinex 0 5 mg kaufen ipecac syrup buy online zoloft without a prescription generic viagra online purchase nolvadexcanada cost for viagra prescription amitriptylin on line buy viagra super active pills viagra for women free samples xd cialis sample sibutramine for sale online usa order antibiotics from canada atarax no rx how to get viagra without insurance crestor generic release date cheap colchicine no prescription doxycycl hyc 100mg antibiotic stats closest thing to viagra tretinoin gel no prescription canada what is tadalafil made from usaovernightpharmacy appetite stimulant pharmacy.viagra super power who has the best price tadacip cialis price in india get prednison overcounter north american cialis lorinase sale for monophosphate cgmp suhagrat manane ki tarika priligy kopen generic viagra on line order buy ranbaxy viagra uk how much is levitra at cvs generic crestor release date levitra vs. staxyn buy viagra online lowest cost cialis online pharmacy misoprostol articulo 52 on line drugstore paypal buy abortion pill online cheap erectile pills over the counter accutane price mefipristone amoxicillin over the counter uk generic cialis 60 mgs canadian prandin repaglinide tablets ou acheter cialis chlamydia medication online generic viagra wikipedia levitra a precios baratos mountainmwest apothecary online pharnacy secure cailis e20 vigora spray how to use in hindi can atorvastatin cause hair lost homemade viagra order prednisone online from india como comprar cytotec sin receta medica cypro coversyl side effects jamaicasex no precription cialis does viagra make women horny betnovate finasteride kaufen golden viagra bonamine discontinued cheapest genaroc viagra pacific care pharmacy vanuatu Astros-holic Synonymous

Archive for October, 2012

10/30/12: MLB Leaks New Astros Logo (GASP!!!!!)

Tuesday, October 30th, 2012

Like this is a big deal.

Several things ARE big deals. Such as the fact that the Astros are – quietly – getting rid of almost all the FO/field personnel from the previous owners. The ONLY 2 guys returning are Dave Clark (role not specified) and pitching coach Doug Brocail. And speaking of pitching coaches, Burt Hooten, who has been the AAA pitching coach and Mr. Fixit for 8 years has been, uh, not hired. Whoa.

They have fired Stretch Suba, the bullpen assistant coach for 36 years, since he was 21 years old, Gene Coleman, the trainer for 34 years, the traveling secretary (???!!! – what, did he faint at the signt of the new unis? They fired the traveling secretary??? Must have been making too much money and they can hire some kid to do it for minimum wage or something.)

Well, looks like they’re gonna put all that saved money to buying aome free agents – not top tier ones, of course. They sure nuff need some relievers. And from the way they’re talking, Dallas Keuchel won’t be back in the rotation – they WILL have Lyles, Harrell and Norris. OMG, they are gonna have to spend some money to sign Norris and Jed Lowrie, seeing as how they are arb eligible. Lowrie made 1.15 mill, so he might could make like 2 million – so he’s gonna have to be traded.

Matt Downs is gone byby. DFAd today. Gee, what a shock.

What IS a shock is that Luhnow is talking about Fernando Martinez as if he’s someone valuable. I’m trying to figure out why. Maybe there’s something they see about his fielding or glove of baserunning I don’t see and maybe they think 40% strikeouts is no big deal. Or something.

And speaking of Luhnow, you should check out the interviews he did with the new Astros beat reporter Brian T Smith (Levine has left and Jose Ortiz is still banished to soccer). Luhnow is, well, let’s say he actually talked more than the usual Bull Durham lines. Check it out. He has made it more than clear that they intend to basically use whatever money they have for a strong farm and not spend for FA – well, not spend real too much. Although he talks about getting familiar with the guys on the team, well, we all know that very few of the guys on the team are more than AAAA guys, and they won’t be here real too long. I am guessing that they are gonna Billy Beane the roster every year.

This year, I would be very surprised if they sign any Veteran Presence who costs more than a million or two. Torii Hunter, for example, is going to be one of those outfield free agents they are looking for, but can you see him agreeing to take one or 2 million to be a bench guy/teacher here?

I wonder if players are ever going to start recognizing that they are leaving huge amounts of money on the table by signing any sort of contract that buys out any free agent years and have some kind of built in escalation clauses. There are very few big time free agents this year as teams are keeping more money for themselves by signing young players to below market contracts.

I’m also getting tired of the Astros FO always talking about/comparing themselves to the Nolan Ryans. Which reminds me – should I do an entry showing that the pieces of the Rangers championship teams were all in place BEFORE Nolie-poo joined the team? He got the credit for what Jon Daniels actually DID. I mean, that was good – not the Adrian Gonzalez for Adam Eaton (pitcher) insanity.

Astros appear to have decided to run this team like a small market club, as if having actual fans in the seats matters when it comes to making money or winning/losing. Not surprised. All the “we want to win” stuff is just to laugh. What they want is to make money. They’ll make tons of it win or lose.

I’m not fooled.

Oh – speaking of fool, I read this piece by Bruce Jenkins of the San Fran Chron in which he explains that Brian Sabean wins because of scouts who wouldn’t waste their time talking to stat geeks, who couldn’t keep up with Real Baseball Talk for even 5 minutes. The Giants wouldn’t have ANYTHING to do with stats of numbers of any sort except the 20 – 80 scale.

You talk about dead stereotypes. The Giants have plenty of stat geeks around, and EVERY SINGLE TEAM has stat geeks around (now that the Astros have gotten into this century/millenium) and EVERY SINGLE TEAM has tons of scouts and relies on them for all KINDS of stuff. Why the insistence that the Giants have no use for any number of any sort? I mean, except batting average RBI and home runs. It’s what makes movies like Major League so popular. You see, all these lousy players (including Matt Cain, Bumgardner, Lincecum, Posey, Romo, Casilla – etc) joined together and because of Wise Old Guys suddenly became better than the sum of their parts. Better Living Through Chemistry.

Jeezus, dude. Please save that CGI stuff for the movies, OK?

10/28/12: Tigers TRY To Win But The Riot Beats Coke In The 10th And Giants Sweep And Win Series

Sunday, October 28th, 2012

I can’t stand the thought of no mo baseball for the rest of the year, so I’m just hoping that the Tigers make a game of it. Even if I can’t actually ROOT for them, if you dig. So in order to kind of encourage them, I headed over to Mama’s, paper catsuit and all. Naturally, Louis The Cat rushes over to miauw all ovah that paper and I tell him that he best not be thinkin of getting petted, let alone sitting with me, unless his team leads. AAAARRRRRROOOOWWWW, MIAOW, he sez, which means, just you wait, sista.

Demi Eff Lovato is in to sing the National Anthem. Naturally, she butchers it. Can someone please PLEASE explain to me why it is now an absolute necessity for female “singers” to refuse to sing the National Anthem as it was written, slowing it was down, changing the key, the phrasing, jazzing it up, dumbing it down? I mean, seriously, WHY is it so important to make fun of the National Anthem? I’m assuming that is the reason behind the butchery. When it first started, with Roseanne Barr, I think, it was supposed to be funny. I had hoped it would end there, but noooooooo…


Mama and I decided to listen to KNBR with McCarver and Joe Uck muted out. Trouble is that the feeds are not coordinated, but that’s OK. We were so late we didn’t get started until the second inning. We didn’t miss much of anything.

Ryan Theriot is the Giants’ DH. This tells you all you need to know about the essentiality of the stupid DH.

1st – Scherzer gets 1,2,3. He is NOT getting any low strikes. Cain gets 1,2,3 with a walk to Miggy Cabrera.

2nd – Posey Ks, then Pence hits a GR double over the left-center fence. Then Brandon Belt hammers his first hit of the Series – a triple to the RF corner (that’s a REAL triple), then Blanco and Theriot strand him at third. The wind is blowing in HARD. It looks misty out there.

They are interviewing some female. NOT an athlete, not stick skinny enough to be a celebrity. Of course, they aren’t showing the, you know, like GAME, and the captions say she stayed in the MLB FanCave all season, watching every single game. Which won her tickets to the WS. I can’t imagine living with those creeps in the FanCave all FREAKING YEAR. I’m getting old, I guess.

Jeezus gawd. I just HATE the way they show the WS. Or don’t show it, I should say. I call home, remind kidz to feed the Dogss and let them out in the back yard.

3rd inning – Matt Cain, who has been hommeriffic this postseason, left a changeup down the middle to Miggy Cabrera, who sent it (barely) over the RF wall (thank you wind) for a 2 run homer. Goobah shutout innings, goobah lead. After Mama and I finish yelling, Louis has magically appeared on top of the couch and next thing I know, I feel whiskers rubbing my neck and a paw patting my paper catsuit and I hear MIAORWWWWW. He gets his chin scratched.

4th inning, both pitchers had settled down,1,2,3 – no problem. It’s raining, not that hard. Fans don’t seem to care and neither do the players. I can’t believe that hurricane is causing rain as far west as Detroit. I mean, I’ve heard it’s huge, but geeez.

Call kidz to make sure they’ve let the Dogss back IN the house.

5th inning – Scherzer is cruising, gets easy 1,2,3. Cain back out. Infante singles, but is stranded when Quinton Berry comes up with 2 out and he grounds weakly to Cain – it goes off his glove and Crawford the SS manages to pick it up and throw to first in time to get Berry. Shades of Adam Everett.

Maybe Brandon Crawford should get the MVP for his glove – he’s made at LEAST 7 WebGem plays along with excellent turning of the DP.

6th – Scherzer is at only 67 pitches. You talk about efficiency. Scutaro singles. Panda fouls off a bunch, looks at 3 balls, then swings at a vicious slider. Then it’s Buster Posey, who has uck-sayed all Series, golfs a changeup juuuuuuust inside the LF foul pole.

Giants re-take the lead 3-2. Scherzer is furious. 345 stinking feet and it’s a homer. Could be worse there boy – only 325 to the LF pole at the Box.

Pence Ks looking on 3 pitches – all in the middle of the zone, too. Belt flies out.

New pitcher is LHP Jeremy Affeldt. PH Avasail Garcia walks and Mr. Triple Crown is up.

Matt Cain back out. Can he hold a lead THIS time? And, no. Miggy Cabrera Ks swinging. Prince pops up to Crawford. Cain hangs a slider to Delmon Young and it’s POW, gone opposite field. Tie game.

Giants 3 Cats 3

AAARRRRRROWWWWWWWRRRR, sez Louis. How that damm cat knows what happens on the TV, I do not know, but he rubs the paper on my ankles and then jumps up on my right side – see, he knows not to bother my scorebook writin hand, settles himself next to me, puts his head on my thigh and purrs. I tell him that I might move or jump, depending on the action. He shrugs. MIAUWRRRRK, RROOOOWWWWRRRR, he sez.

So Dirks singles up the middle (no relievers in sight) then Jhonny Peralto is up. Cain is leaving pitches up and Peralto almost takes one out but Blanco catches it on the warning track.

7th – Scherzer back out, determined he IS gonna win this game if he has to finish the damm thing his own self. We’ll see. Blanco singles to right. DH Theriot grounds out and Blanco is at second. And well, looks like Scherzer AIN’T gonna finish this damm game his own self, because he’s outta there for slugger Brandon Crawford. Really. 90 pitches. I look at Louis – you know, a run scores and you outta here too, I tell him. MIAOWWWW, PPRRRRRRRRKKK, he tells me.

Lefty Drew Smyly in. Crawford lines out to CF. Smyly gone and Dotel is coming in to get Great Hitter Pagan to hit lefty. It’s not like he can’t hit lefty. Reminds me of Phil Garner bringing in John Franco to face Chipper Jones, forgetting that Chipper could hit right. I mean, not that Pagan is any Chipper Jones. And he gets Pagan out.

Matt Cain back out – hey, he outlasted Scherzer. Wouldn’t have guessed that. Infante out, Laird pops out on a FB down the middle, Jackson Ks swinging on 3 pitches.

8th – Dotel back out, and he walks Scutaro on 4 straight pitches. Panda hits into a 3-6-1 DP. Scutaro can’t escape the rundown. Posey fouls off a bunch, but Ks, swinging.

Maybe we’ll get lucky and this game will go 21 innings, set a record and we’ll get the fun of watching position players pitch and pitchers field at short or something.

LHP Jeremy Affeldt in to face PH Avasail Garcia, who walks. He then strikes out Cabrera, Fielder and Young, ALL swinging. Really impressive pitching.

9th – Lefty Phil Coke, Da Closah, in. He strikes out Pence, looking on a FB RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE. He then strikes out Belt and Gregor Blanco.

Affeldt back. Dirks Ks swinging. Peralta up – he has got to be the hardest luck guy – he hit a FB right down the middle at least 420 feet to left CF, but it was into the wind and Pagan got it at the wall.  He’s out, Santiago Casilla, RHP in. It’s 10: 20, so I call home to make sure kidz have gone to bed. They haven’t, naturally. I explain the connection between going to bed and video game privileges, and get grumbling, as expected.

Anyway, Casilla hits Infante on the back of the hand and he leaves, heads straight for the dugout – must have broken it. Danny Worth in to pinch hit. Apparently, Alex Avila is hurt and can’t play today. Whoa. Laird grounds out.

And it’s EXTRA INNINGS!!!!

I call home again, to make SURE those kidz are headed for bed. Husband grumbles as I tell him it’s extra innings. He knows the bad news – I’ll be home when it’s ovah and not a minnit sooner. He knows me all too well and I hear the faint sigh.

10th – Coke back in. Riot singles to right. Crawford sac-bunts. Pagan Ks swinging. Scutaro hits a single to center, Jackson plays it on the bounce and Riot beats the throw into home!!! And sorry Phil Coke, Ball three was NOT strike 2 – it was way up and way out. And the ball that Scutaro hit was also up and out and was ALSO a ball, so no complaining. Panda grounds to third and Scutaro is tagged out trying to advance.

Giants 4 Tigers 3

I tell Louis to get down, his team is losing.

Sergio Romo in. Austin Jackson Ks swinging. That slider is FILTHY. Don Kelly in to hit lefty and he strikes out swinging at a FB outside at the knees. No, it wasn’t a slider – too fast. Mr. Triple Crown up.  Slider for a called strike. Slider for a ball. Slider for a swinging strike. Slider for a ball. FB up away fouls it off. “One strike away.” And he strikes out looking on a FB right down the middle. Miggy gets the sombrero tonight. The Giants get the trophy.

At least the Tigers actually made it a game tonight. All the “experts” who said the Tigers were heavy favorites and would win in 5 – well, I guess they all gonna sniff – Small Sample Size. Not, well, I guess I wuz ronggg.

Baseball is now over for 2012. The Giants win the WS again. MVP should be Lincecum or Brandon Crawford. Or even Romo. But no, it’s Pablo Sandoval – it’s those 3 homers. National League keeps winning All Star games and World Series. So much for DH superiority. Yeah – lemmee guess – Small Sample Size.

Marco Scutaro’s postseason heroics reminds me of Cody Ross in 2010, and although he was DFAd by 2 teams before being picked up by SanFran this year, betcha this gets him a contract for next year.

And now, it’s time for me to wash up (get rid of cat hair) and head back home because I have this feeling I need to kick kid asses, get them into bed….



10/27/12: Tim Dandy To The Rescue

Saturday, October 27th, 2012

Tim Dandy to the rescue!
Tim Dandy to the rescue!
Tim Dandy to the rescue!
Go, Tim Dandy! Go, Tim Dandy!

Voge was droopin  on the pitchin mound
And couldn’t no more strikes be found
Couldn’t get even the simple force
Uh huh, that’s right, of course.
Tim Dandy to the rescue!
Go, Tim Dandy! Go, Tim Dandy!

(Apologies Black Oak Arkansas)

Ay-yep, Timmeh Lincecum, he done it again. Vogelsong had gotten out of a bases loaded jam in the 5th by getting Miggy Cabrera to pop out, and in the 6th, gave up the 4th of his walks after getting 2 outs – yeah, 4 walks, 5 hits, no runs. In c.omes Timmeh, just like in Game 1, strands the runner, pitches 2 shutout innings.

Looks like the MVP to me, especially if he keeps coming in as a high leverage long reliever. Which is very VERY kewl – haven’t seen a pitcher do this as far back as I can remember.

As for the game. Sigh.

OK, we’re in Dee-troit. Motah City. Home of Mo-town. There are plenty of famous singers – Eminem, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent (uck), Aretha Franklin. To name just a few. So why is some drab skinnyass bimbette with a crap voice singing the National Anthem? Oh – she’s some Fox sitcom starlette. Uck.  Yeah, I know. All about the Benjamins.

You know, I’d sure like to know who exactly is this “casual fan” that Fox/MLB pander to who prefer mega closeups of nosehairs, batting gloves, godknowswhat, and all those STUPID megamega slo mo watching the bat swing/ball bounce stuff. Or the interviews with random jerk Foxcom TV starlettes who don’t know a baseball from a golf ball. Or even the mid inning interviews with players/managers, drowning the GAME ON THE FIELD. I know they do stupid crap like this during the regular season, but this is beyond awful.


I swear I can remember when what most of what they showed during the WS was like, you know, the like, you know GAME. I mean, showing the field, the fielders positioning, guys catching and throwing the ball. Not much nosehair (although there sure nuff was crotch grabbing. I betcha the AAGPBL players didn’t do none of that. I never have understood why do that but it does start early – age 5 months. Trust me on this, I didn’t believe it when I first saw it.)

but I digress…

Really, not real too much interesting in this here game – Hunter Pence was the hitting star. Really. He walked, stole a base (endless stuff about free tacos – and NO, I am not feeding the kidz that stuff), went to 3rd on a WP and came home on a “triple” which was a misplayed ball to center by Austin Jackson. You know how it is – if the fielder doesn’t put a glove on the ball, no matter HOW badly he goes after it, no error. And really, the best it should have been was a double and a 1 base error on the bobble.  Hunter also singled twice.

Tigers have now been shut out 2 straight games. It isn’t just the pitching, they are just not hitting. Prince had a good reason to be furious about that crappy strikeout call in the 4th, but otherwise, no cigar. Actually, Prince didn’t hit that well last year vs Saint Looey, and this year, ohhh, mama. BAD. I mean, seriously, the Astros in the 05 WS, at least we put up a fight, lost by only 1 run every single game – And Brad Lidge lost 3 of those by his lonesome.

Man, here I go, getting all nostalgic again.

I supposed I should make some comment about the Astros new logo getting “accidentally” leaked on a t-shirt in the Academy store. Logo is the old H on the orange star. Lots better than that stupid brick red/pinstripes. Although I was kind of hoping for the old blue/gold – the players really seemed to like that one.

Tim Bogar turned down the position of bench coach after not being chosen manager. Not sure whether or not it had anything to do with the document they wanted him to sign in which he was supposed to agree to turn down any offers to manage that came his way. He’s not going back to the Red Sox neither, apparently, now that they got The One from Toronto, where the players didn’t like him and neither did the fans.  Shrug.

Interesting that this year’s bench coach, Pettini, is being let go – and he was one of Luhnow’s petsy-poos from Saint Looey, too.

Naturally, no other news. Will check out the winter leagues after the Series ends. And it sure nuff looks like it’s gonna end tomorrow. This is like THE most boring Series in, like forever. Tigers might could win tomorrow – it’s Scherzer vs Cain, but no WS team has ever come back from 3-0 to win it all.

But it IS baseball and youneverknow…

10/25/12: Hunter Pence Wins Game 2 For The Giants

Thursday, October 25th, 2012

So I’m a fangrrrl. I admit it. Hunter has a lower OPS than all the pitchers on his team in the postseason COMBINED. But today, Doug Fister and Madison Bumgardner had themselves an EXCELLENT pitchers duel going for 6 innings – each guy had given up 2 hits and 1 walk. And the game was moving right along – as fast as a modern WS game can go with all the ceremonies and interruptions.

So anyway, Fister, who had thrown 108 pitches, came out to pitch to Pence, still hitting in the 5-hole, don’t ask me why. Well, maybe it’s like Tevye says in Fiddler on the Roof – TRADITION!!!!

So it’s a scoreless game. Pence had had 2 ABs already – flied out to shallow center and to the arning track in center – a LOT better than what he HAD been doing, which was flailing wildly or grounding out. He took a breaker in the dirt for ball 1, fouled off a perfect FB on the inside, started at a FB that was RIGHT down the middle, took a slider outside that he usually flails at, fouls a curve, then hits a slider that doesn’t slide quiiite enough into LF for a hit. It’s goo-bah Fister, and in comes his relief.

Smyly, RHP, gives up a walk, then Gregor Blanco, who tried and failed to bunt his previous 2 ABs, chops one down the 3rd base line, the catcher and 3rd baseman stare at it, willing it to go foul, but it doesn’t, and ever one is safe, bases loaded. So Brandon Crawford hits into a 4-6-3, Hunter scores the go ahead run!!!

Fister is informed that strangling relievers who give up a run on the only inherited runner, which loses him a hard fought and well pitched ballgame is not allowed in MLB. He checked with Astros starters who confirmed the news. They told him about all their favorite blood pressure medications and stress-reducing yoga positions.

Very next inning, same reliever back out. He walks Angel Pagan on 4 straight pitches, gets Scutaro staring at strike 3 RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE, then Angel Pagan takes off on the first pitch and barely makes it. Smyly then decides to IBB Sandoval to pitch to Posey. Small sample size decisions ROOL, do they not? at least here, they do. Posey takes a walk, mostly because Strike 1 and Strike 2 are called Ball 1 and Ball 2. First time all night that the ump didn’t call the rule book zone.

Hunter then drives in the security run with a sac-fly the very next inning. He ain’t hittin the ball much, but today it counted.

Not real too much that was kewl, except for the second inning, in which Da Prince was HBP, then Delmon Young hits a double into the LF corner. Blanco gets it, throws a PERFECT beebee to Scutaro, the cutoff man, who makes a PERFECT throw to Posey, who nails Prince on his ass – nice target, by the way. And Prince was trying to slide in, not annihilate Posey. And Prince was barely out, too – just a slightly weak or offline throw and he scores.

So much for the Tigers win it in 5, so much for the – ohhhh this is SOOOOOO lopsided in the Tigers’ favor. At least so far.

Yes, I AM still rooting for Hunter to suddenly start hitting and get the MVP.


10/24/12: Barry Zito Hands Verlander His Lunch And Giants Win Game 1

Wednesday, October 24th, 2012

All Pablo and no Pence.

Hunter still has that scraggly ass hideous face hair and is swinging away at crap – not just sliders away, and looking seriously BAD. He took the sombrero tonight. Unlike Pablo, who hit 3 straight homers. Hope he keeps it up – unlike Uncle Albert last year, who sucked the entire Series, except for his 3 homer game. SOMEbody has gotta hit for that team, and Buster Posey looks almost as lost as Hunter.

At least this game isn’t being held in a downpour, like game 7 NCLS, in which the umps, after like 7 innings, got together and decided than any pitch within 1 foot of the strike zone would be a strike so they could all get the heck outta there as the Giants had already killt the Cards 9-0 and I have no doubt that they weren’t permitted to have any sort of rain delay in spite of the deluge. I’m just glad didn’t nobody get hurt out there.

Next question – what the EFF has happened to Jose Valverde?  He was sent in to mopup tonight in the 7th – got Lincecum (in relief) swinging and did his sillyass fist clenching little dance, then proceded to give up a double, 3 singles and 2 runs. his last 3 appearances have been, well, disasters. Maybe he’s injured, or maybe it is one of those – he has been having a run of suck – type thingys. youneverknow.

And Lincecum has been an absolute master this postseason, at long relief – AND at coming in a getting outs with MOB without allowing any inherited runs. His velocity is way WAAAYYY down from where it was a few years back, but he still got 5 Ks over 2.1 IP, which is far FAR better than anything he did as a starter this year.

And Barry Zito – the guy who was completely off the postseason roster 2 years ago, is now starting game ONE of the World Freaking Series. And through the end of 5, looked as if he was gonna get a complete game shutout – or at least a shutout. He suddenly lost control and was getting hit HARD when Bochy pulled him and sent in Timmeh, who shut it DOWN.




Well, if he wins 2 WS games and the Giants win another Ring, that giant (hahahaha) contract he got won’t look so bad, will it?

We’ll see if Madison Bumgardner can pitch better than he has the last few times and avoid Kyle Lohse-hood. If not, guess Timmeh will be ready and waiting.

The Giants are still thinking about who is gonna DH in Dee-troit. Hint – it shouldn’t be Aubrey Huff, who is making Pence look like Barry Lamar 2002. At least so far, the Gaints aren’t making it as easy for the Tigers to get their first Ring since 84 as Joe Uck opined. Yes, the sound got turned off then. No, I didn’t turn it back on. Yes, I was at my Mama’s. Yes, she’s still all Up Set about the Cards choking away the last 2 games. Yes, I had to get back home right quick to make sure that kids were actually IN bed because getting up time comes right quick.

Yes, it IS difficult getting in WS games without interruptions on school nights.

10/24/12: Pablo Sandoval Goes All Reggie Jackson To Shut Up Joe Buck

Wednesday, October 24th, 2012

Sorry, this could NOT wait another 2 hours.

Pablo Sandoval hit TWO homers offn Justin Verlander, channeling his fellow “aces” Lohse and Carpenter.

He then hit one in the 5th offn reliever Al Albuquerque to dead center.

I know it wasn’t 3 consecutive homers offn 3 consecutive pitchers on 3 consecutive pitches, but hey, close enough to shut up Joe EFF Buck, the most tiresome, whiny baseball announcer not named Sterling/Waldman or Brennaman or Harrelson or Milo.

More latah.

10/22/12: In Which Hunter Pence Leads Giants To The World Series

Monday, October 22nd, 2012

This entry is short because I’m having endless computer trouble and want at least to post that when it counter, Hunter came through.

He hit the game breaking open double in the 3rd with bases loaded (you can see he really HAS left the Astros) with 2 RBIs and another run scoring on yet another effup by Kozma. And then Hunter scored a run.

Let’s say that Cain wasn’t exactly good, and the ump called the rule book strike zone, but Lohse was really lousy – lots of line drives instead of walks, this time. Let’s say that yesterday, Matheny really should have started Shelby Miller because Carpenter looked as lousy as he did in Game 2.

At least all the folks screaming that the Cards had no right to be here because they were the #5 ranked team in the NL will get SOME comfort, even though the Nats went home.


10/19/12: Barry Zito Makes Cardinals Look Like Yankees – Well, Maybe Not THAT Bad

Friday, October 19th, 2012

Or, in which Hunter Pence is the key to victory. But I’m getting ahead of myself here.

Yankees basically didn’t hit all ALCS, which is 100% attributable to Alex Rodriguez earning 28 or 35 or whatever it is million dollars, so he must be gotten rid of immediately, which will cure the team’s chemistry problem, especially after they get rid of Joe Girardi and hire Tito Francona. Oh – scratch that. And hire Buck Showalter. Oh – scratch that. And hire Billy Martin. Oh yeah, forgot – make that Jack Morris, because He Knows How To Win, ignoring postseasons not Game 7 1991.

No one to play 3rd base – like so what, that is what money is for. They can sign (giggle) Kevin Youkilis – he’s old enough by now.

Actually, I’m wrong. The Yankees lost because His Captaincy broke his 38 year old ankle and breaking his ankle broke the spirit of the team, which can’t win without His Clutchinesshood. Or something like that.

where was I? Oh yeah.

Cardinals thought they had this here series wrapped up last night, when they thrashed Tim Lincecum, who, as a reliever, had looked like the old Timmeh minus about 8 MPH on his FB. After all, Barry had pitched BP his last game and you’re only as good as your last start, right Adam Wainwright?


I guess not.

This happens. I remember Game 5 NLCS 2005, when it looked like we were Gonna Go All The Way and it was Lidge on the mound, 2 outs, bottom of the 9th – and dead silence. At least it won’t mess up the Cards’ rotation as it did ours back when Houston used to have a baseball team…

Anyway, Lance Lynn got the start tonight, and he did ace for the first 3 innings. Then came the 4th inning. He gave up a single to Scutaro, then Pablo Sandoval, then got Posey swinging on 3 pitches out of the zone, then Hunter Pence hit a GB right back to him for an easy 1-6-3 inning ender, only Lanceie-poo threw the ball at the second base BAG instead of the SS, and you had the beginning of the end. Scutaro scored, Lance couldn’t pull himself together and before you could blink, it was a walk, a 2 run single and Barry Zito hammered the nail in the coffin by hitting a perfect, unfieldable bunt to 3rd, scoring a run and it was 4-0 and the completely discombobulated Cards did nothing useful.

They got FOUR runs on 5 hits and 2 walks. Panda hit a solo job in the 8th offn Mitchell Boggs, like, so what.

Should I mention that Lance Lynn also hit into an inning ending 6-4-3? He could have stood there with bat on shoulder, hoping for a walk (not that Zito was giving any) and let lefty Jon Jay try to be a HEro. But no.

The Giants also fielded like they had a team of 9 Adam Everetts out there, too, which wasn’t real too much help for the Cardinals.

This is giving much happiness to the Nats fans and purists, who feel cheated because the Cards are the 5th WC team. The purists are all Up Set because Togers, AL pennant winners, had the worst record of the 5 teams, and they will be even MORE Up Set if their opponent is the Cards, also the worst of the 5 teams. At least the Giants had 94 wins in the regular season. The days of The Best AL Team vs The Best NL team GUARANTEED, are loonnnnnng gone.

And things are gonna be interesting Sunday afternoon – competing with football for ratings. And Ryan Vogelsong, basically unhittable in the playoffs this year, is gonna face Chris Carpenter, prima donna ultimo, who looked lousy last time out, and is dying for revenge. Not that it means he’ll get it, you know.

Hunter Pence had his worst year EVER, by FAR. He’s hitting .105 in the playoffs, and unless he KILLS the ball Sunday, will be hitting worse than The Hated Arod. Yet, you KNOW he’s gonna get a nice fat contract at the end of the season. Could it be with the MFY, to replace Nick Swisher? The Yanks NEED a RH bat – and you KNOW if Hunter doesn’t hit, he’s gonna get serious hell. He could go the the Red Sox, who need basically everything except a second baseman. I’d say he could go to the Cubs, but they are in serious el-cheapo mode, AKA “rebuilding.” He could stay in San Fran – youneverknow. ESPECIALLY if he is a playoff hero (see Cody Ross, who is now the #1 offseason priority signing of the RedSox.)

They sure look like the 2010 Astros, don’t they?

No baseball tomorrow. How will I live?

10/16/12: Saint Louis Is Saint Lousy And The Tigers Win Game 3 ALCS

Tuesday, October 16th, 2012

I can’t bring myself to root for Chris Carpenter. It’s something that can’t be done, so I was surprised and delighted that he didn’t manage to last 4 innings last night and got his ass kicked thoroughly by Matt Holliday – who couldn’t field or throw or run worth spit.

I was – like, whatever – on the slide that knocked out Scutaro. Yeah, he started the slide a leeeetle late, yeah, he’s  a clod on the basepaths, yeah, his arm kind of hooked Scutaro. But at least Holliday actually went OVER the ****ing bag and I see runners ALL THE TIME who don’t bother to even stay in the basepath or go anywheres NEAR the bag.

Whoever thought that Ryan Vogelsong would turn out to be the Giants’ ace?

And what in the name of GAWD has happened to Hunter Pence? It’s like he’s regressed waaaayyy worse than his worst times during his second year. I thought he’d finally turned himself into a waayy above average ballplayer, but here in his walk year, he looks like a 5th OF at best. He’s only hit ONE ball with authority this entire postseason and that was an out – heck – in the last week of the season too, pretty much. He looks terrrible on the basepaths and he’s breaking wrong on a lot of the fly balls, in spite of making one really great catch in the first series.

The thing that really is unbelieveable to me is the anti-Cards sentiment floating around. The Cards are NOT “the new Yankees” in any way, shape or form. They didn’t do an Arod contract with Uncle – they let him walk. They don’t sign up all the mega free agents. They sign top notch guys like Jeff Suppan and Braden Looper and Kyle Lohse. They trade for Jake Westbrook. I don’t see any highly sought after FA signing big contracts. They signed Lance Berkman – thought to be fat (he wasn’t) and washed up (he wasn’t) and Furcal. I mean, not exactly top tier FA.

So this is HARDLY Yankees. And it’s not exactly like Yankees take a chance on some washed up guy like Berkman or Weaver. Or Chris Carpenter, for that matter. And being angry because Dave Duncan or the Cards hitting coaches and/or minor league instructors make chicken soup out of chicken poop is certainly NOT Yankees.

I understand TLR hate (trust me on THAT one) but he’s gone. What I’m hearing is stuff like – well, it’s nottttttt fairrrrrrrr that they sign all these borderline whozat guys and for some strange unknown reason, they do great (remember the carcass of Jeff Weaver?) and they have almost no failures. And besides, they won the WS in 06 when they slipped in as WC with 83 wins and last year they only got in as WC because the Braves did a RedSox in September so that’s not fairrrrrr neither.


So where is all the – well, how TERRIBLE is it that the 105 win 2004 Cards lost to the wild card RedSox? So where is all the – how TERRIBLE is it that the 97 win 2002 Cards lost to the wild card Giants? Where is all the – how TERRIBLE is it that the 100 win 2005 Cards lost to the 89 win WC Astros?

I know about the purists hating the WC, especially if the WC has a lower Win total than some other team. Or if a division winner wins 83 games. But it’s like this – if there are going to be 30 teams, and you only want the top team in each league playing just like BITGOD when there were 8 teams/league, MLB is gonna lose a TON of money/fans because 24 teams will be out of it from May on. This isn’t BITGOD. There are tons of sports/sports channels and wonderful gripping Reality Programs like HoneyBooboo and Kartrashians competing for eyeballs and going back to the Old System ain’t gonna cut it.

Now me, I hate interleague and would prefer a balanced schedule, so that there is SOME kind of fairness, but that has nothing to do with Wild Cards. And getting lucky in a Short Series. Or having a hot streak because this is baseball and streaks happen.

But, this sudden Cards Hate thingy might could be fun – see how long I would continue life as I know it if I told my Mama that she is now a “New Yankees” fan…

Truth is, I think most fans are peeved because they wanted to see the Nationals. Sounds a lot like the Braves hate when I was a kid. The – but they’re in it EVERY year and they have the best pitchers always so it’s notttt fairrrrrrrrrr.

So tonight, I went and watched some DH ball. No Jeter, natch, because of the broke ankle, and ARod benched AGAIN. It is to laugh, all the folks who wanted to see him playing SS again. ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? He hasn’t played there for 9 YEARS and he’s 37 and isn’t exactly a great 3rd baseman and I would bet he’d make Jeter look good. This is NOT like giving Craig Biggio an inning at catcher for his last game in the majors, you know.

Most notable – the ump AGAIN gave Verlander a gigantic strike zone, especially on the outside corner. Is this a conspiracy or something? This is a great deal of help because the Yankees are an old and patient team who take lots of pitches and tonight, Verlander threw a LOT of pitches way out of the zone – and even they got called balls. He got 15 pitches I count that were balls that were called strikes and no pitches that were strikes that got called balls. If I was a Yankees fan, I would be VERY unhappy. Of course, I would also be unhappy that the hitters basically did like nothing with pitches that WERE in the zone.

Tigers hitters looked like Astros out there, leaving men on base at an unbelieveable rate. They were lucky to win at all. They won on a Miggy Cabrera double to right center (record 16 game hitting streak, by the way – ended with a 5-4-3 next AB) that Curtis  Granderson misjudged – bad jump, slow to get there. It looed as if the Delmon Young homer would be enough, but Edward Nunez, who, unlike the guy he replaced, dived AND GOT THE BALL, homered off an obviously tired Verlander in the 9th after fouling off like 9 pitches.

Was not surprised that Leyland left Verlander in to finish up, seeing as how Valverde has been pitching batting practice and Leyland thought that Verlander could get Nunez out. He got lefty Brett Gardner out after EIGHT pitches. And the guy hadn’t had an AB since Oct 3 – and before that, Oct 1 and before that, mid-April. Lefty Phil Coke came in and managed to get the next 2 outs.

You talk about a crappy, badly played ballgame.


any game that is a Yankees loss is actually a good ballgame, right?

Looks like it’s gonna be a Red Cat year, all right.

Dear Carlos Corporan, We’re Sorry For Your Loss

Sunday, October 14th, 2012

I know that that Carlos and his wife probably don’t read an obscure Astros blog, but in case they do, I just want them to know that me and Husband and all my readers (hi Mama!!!) are praying for them.

I’ve never lost a child, thank God, but I’ve lost too many people I really loved and the grieving process is hard and lengthy, I know. You never EVER forget the anniversary of the death, neither, no matter how much time passes. The wounds heal, but leave a scar, it’s what it is to be human.

If we were with Carlos and his wife, we could all give them a hug and cry with them a little. Because although we know that the boy is now with God and is free from suffering, it’s the parents who are left behind to suffer.

Bless them both.