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Astros Take Series From Cubs With A 4-0 Shutout

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

Michael Bourn kept his reach base streak alive at 18 with an IBB in the 6th – unfortunately, he didn’t get a chance to steal or score. He did, however, have a chance to drive in a run in the second, but grounded out.

Astros shut out the Cubs 4-0 with pretty much contributions from everyone, in spite of leaving a ridiculous number of guys on base. Defense was awesome, too, especially Tommy Manzella, who made 3 very tough plays. But the play of the day goes to Kepp to went to his right, then did a Jeter jumpthrow – ball to Wallace bounced in the dirt and Wallaced stepped back on the bag and the runner ran right into him. Kind of reminded me of that Aesop’s fable about the fly who lands on a bull’s horn – after a minute, asks the bull if he’s a bother and the bull says – I didn’t notice you were there. Wallace is, to put it mildly, undemonstrative.

CJ didn’t have the best night – looks like the balls had some funny hops on the ground there – he had a Bill Buckner error – looked as if he thought the ball was gonna bounce a lot higher than it did. And later he couldn’t get the ball out of his glove fast enough to turn a DP.

Michael Bourn, of course, was great – and he made the final out – a really excellent running catch in which he had to come way in way fast.

Cubs really shouldn’t have been shut out – Tyler Colvin doubled to the wall in right center in the 7th, then Geo Soto hit what SHOULD have been an RBI single to left, but inexplicably, the 3B coach held the runner, who, by the way, is VERY fast. That is called BAD coaching, as Clank, as usual, didn’t bother to go fast to the ball and wasn’t even going to try to get it back in quickly, as usual. And speaking of overly conservative 3B coaches, Clark held Tommy Manzella at 3rd when Quintero doubled to the RF corner – Tommy was 30′ toward home when Clark made him go back – not sure why – Colvin had barely secured the ball.

Everyone hit except for Wallace – and nobody pitched him inside, neither. Clank didn’t get any hits, but he hit the ball to the warning track in dead center twice and hit a wicked liner which Starlin Castro, the Cubs SS made an incredible catch on. Bad luck. It is baseball – it happens.

CJ hit one of those bloop to shallow right center doubles and an RBI single. I bet he swings at more pitches than any other major leaguer and has more swing and misses in 1/2 season than most hitters do in 1 full season.

Pence hit a ball HARD to left center which died on the track – there was a vicious north wind blowing in. But the next one went into the LF bleachers.

All in all, Pence knocked in 1 and left 2 on. Kepp went 2 fer 5, scored 1, drove 1 in; CJ went 2 fer 4, drove 1 in, left 2 on; Wallace left 3 on; Manzella went 2 fer 4 and scored 2; Q went 2 fer 4 and drove in 1.

Nice to beat the C*bs again – we end up the year with them as our last home series.

And speaking of home, we now have a 4 game series against Brad Ausmus and the Dodgers. Yes, I’m gonna try to go to a game and get my last longing look at the HOTTTTTness.

Tomorrow, lefty Ted Lilly (who we know only too well from all his years as a C*b) faces Bud Norris. Ted has always been an Astros killah – he’s 7-1 in 12 GS with a 2.19 ERA. But we DID beat him once so it CAN be done…

Michael Bourn Drives In 3, Scores 2, Steals 1, Goes 3 fer 4 To Back Nelson Figueroa’s W

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

And Wandy is thinking – HEY you couldn’t get to third hitting a ball to the exact same place yesterday???!!!

Michael knew it, said – my bad, and went all out today. He led off the game with a triple to right  and Jesse Barfield couldn’t have thrown him out – then he scored when Keppinger singled. But Pence Kd and Clank GIDP. And Michael came through in the second with  Manzella at third and Castro at first – he doubled to the RF corner and drove them both in, but was then stranded.

In the 5th, he beat out an IF single – a slow roller near first and Hoffpauir, playing first, couldn’t get the ball to Silva, who broke a lil too late from the mound. Michael slid head first and all I could think was – OMIGAWD Silva is gonna pound him into paste, but he slid by before Sliva got there. I hate headfirst slides – this is one of the very few times I have seen it work. Very next pitch, he steals second. Very next pitch, Kepp hits the ball into shallow left and Bourn takes off like a shot, doesn’t look, heads home and barely beats the tag – which is lucky for him because Hill dropped the ball – he didn’t have the plate blocked, but Michael did an inside slide anyhow. And there was one quick manufactured run. Pence doubled Kepp in, but Clank and CJ stranded him.

And Bourn wasn’t done, neither. In the 7th, Castro reached on error by the 3B – the ball clanked off his glove, then pinch hitter Matt Downs singled (I was so shocked that Mills didn’t send in Anderson Worthless Hernandez that I darn near fainted) and Michael drove in Castro with a sac-fly to right center.

Totally awesome. His reached base streak is now at 17 games – 66 AB, 9 BB, 24 H, 1 ROE. BA .364, OBP .434. I’ll take it.

Figgy pitched in and out of trouble for his 5 innings giving up his customary 3 walks, 5 hits and just missed out on a GIDP because he didn’t haul his butt to first fast enough. He gave up 2 runs in the first, 1 in the 3rd, and escaped trouble in the 5th when Byrd reached on a Chris Johnson error, then went to second on a passed ball (which would have been worse had not Castro made a fabulous sliding catch of a difficult popup the previous batter) and then third on a single to shallow center, but Figgy struck out Baker and got Hill to pop out.

As usual, he was lucky in that every time he got into trouble, Baker and Hill (the #7 and 8 guy) came up and he got the 2 outs he needed. And he was lucky because the Astros scored enough runs. And because in the 5th, when he had fielders make 2 errors, Pence got to the ball so quickly that Byrd, who is fast, couldn’t score from second on a single.

Fulchino gave up a single to the only batter he faced, but Byrdak came in and pitched 2 quick 1,2,3 innings with 3 K; Melancon and Abad each pitched a scoreless.

So tomorrow night is the rubber game and we face righty Randy Wells, a 38th round pick of the Cubs in 02 – he’s come a long way, baby. He’s started 5 games against the Astros and is 2-2 witha 2.51 ERA.

This year, he’s had 2 lossses – 6 ER/5.1 IP and 3 ER/5 IP. It was 09 that he was a total Astros killer, giving up 0 ER in 3 games – 7 IP, 8 IP, 6.2 IP. Gimmee the 2010 version ANY day.

Wandy, Wilton And Lyon Shut Up And Shut Out Carpenter

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

Wandy had a bit of difficulty because the HP ump had a somewhat erratic strike zone on the outside, but Wandy and Castro managed to adjust all right. It took Wandy 20 pitches to get through the first inning, and he walked Albert, but got Holliday looking at strike 3 – off the plate – as I said, the ump was, uh, erratic. He gave up 2 singles in the 3rd, but got Uncle to flyout to end the inning – Uncle has never done well against Wandy. He walked Pedro Feliz in the 4th, but after that, mowed em down 1,2,3 except for Yadi, who ROE in the 7th when CJ bobbled a ball.

7 IP, 2 H, 2 BB, 5 K, no runs, ERA now down to 3.71 – his 8th straight QS, 12th of 13.

He now has a 1.35 ERA for the month of August over 6 starts and has 2 W and 1 L (on 2 ER/7 IP) to show for it. One of the reasons I hate hearing about pitchers “knowing how to win” and all that stuff.

And speaking of win, I really liked seeing Wandy Win and Carpenter NOT win. I don’t like that guy, never have. Every time I see his mug I think about my Mama talking about this guy never mind who – big as an ox and half as smart. And I was glad that Michael Bourn led off the game with an infield single – he got caught stealing when Angel Sanchez effed up a hit and run. But anyway, the Astros were swinging early and often – 6 pitches total for the 1st, 7 for the 2nd and 7 for the 3rd. I knew we weren’t gonna get nohit, but maybe 1 hit? But Michael led off the 4th with a hard smash off Schumaker’s glove, then Angel Sanchez singled up the middle. Then Pence hit a hanging slider to deep center over Rasmus’ head and it rolled UP the Hill, and by the time Rasmus retrieved it and threw it back in, Bourn and Sanchez had scored. Clank struck out swinging, then CJ singled Pence home.

Only 3 runs, but fortunately, it was all Wandy needed.

Although he just might could have got hisself some serious high blood pressure when Byrdak came on in the 8th and immediately walked  pinch hitter Aaron Miles. Mills, to my surprise, pulled him right quick and sent in Wilton Lopez, who got out Wilton Lopez, Rasmus and Uncle.

Brandon Lyon, uh, made things, uh, INteresting in the 9th – threw a first pitch FB right down the middle to Holliday, who doubled. Uh oh. Then he had fun with Yadi Molina – threw 4 pitches in almost the exact same spot – I mean, millimeters – and 2 were called strikes and 2 were balls and Yadi decided to swing at one of em – guess he couldn’t guess WHAT the call was gonna be and fortunately, he swung right through it. OK, 1 out. Feliz grounded out. OK, 2 out.

Then he walked Schu – and all those balls were WAAAAYYY out of the zone. And now Randy Winn is up and Lyon looks VERY tired and no one is up in the pen. 4 pitches, more borderline funfunfun, it’s 2 and 2 and Winn does Lyon a favor by swinging at a pitch at his neck and game ovah.

And we have shut out the Cards for the second straight game. Carpenter being the shutout pitcher is just icing on the cake.

Tomorrow afternoon, it’s Nelson Figueroa vs Jeff Suppan.

Would be nice to sweep…

Michael Bourn Drives In 1, Steals 2 And Scores From Second On An Infield Single

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

Remember a couple years back when Michael Bourn scored all the way from second on a Berkman sac-fly to deep center? I thought that outside of Wandy hitting a homer, that nothing could possibly be more absolutely kewl – well, maybe if Michael reached on error, then went to second on a WP, went to third on a balk then stole home. But this afternoon, I watched Michael reach on a ball hit off the pitcher’s glove (somehow, when the pitcher went to chase the ball, his shoe fell off – really, I swear it), get picked off but steal second anyhow and slide under the tag, and when Anderson Hernandez hit a chopper to third, Polanco picked it up, threw to first, not in time to get Hernandez – a little high, then he turned on the afterburners, flew home and slid in ahead of Ryan Howard’s perfect throw to Ruiz.

This is what makes Michael so exciting. I mean besides all the great fielding. He went 8 fer 20 with a HOMER!!! 4 runs, 2 RBI and 4 SB. And he really should have had another RBI but they held Castro at third when he could have scored – guess they figured Anderson Hernandez would drive him in?

Wandy didn’t have his best stuff today, but somehow he kept on mowin em down – gave up no hits until Werth singled to lead off the 5th. He went to 3rd on an Ibanez double, then tried to score on a fly ball to shallow center – but Pence was coming forward as he caught it and made a perfect throw to Castro and Werth was dead meat. I suppose he could have played Pete Rose to Ray Fosse, but he didn’t.

Wandy finally gave up a run in the 7th – Ben Francisco singled, then Jimmy Rollins hit a smash to third – CJ made another really great play, threw to Hernandez, who again couldn’t complete the DP. He’s not exactly a very nimble guy for a middle infielder – reminds me of Jeff Kent, except that Kent, for all his statue-like-ness was really good at turning the DP. I see why other Organizations keep getting tired of him – they’d usually put up with the lowe BA/OBP/SLG if he was a great glove, but he’s not. Anyway, Utley hit a ball into the RF corner and Rollins scored standing up and slowing as he reached the plate.

Since Castro started catching Wandy on June 24, Wandy hasn’t pitched fewer than 6 innings. He’s pitched 3 games giving up 0 runs, 6 games giving up 1 run (and has ND in 3 of those), 1 game with 2 runs, 1 with 3 and 1 with 5. I think the difference is that Castro is MUCH better framing pitches than Quintero – his weakness is blocking balls in the dirt, but he’s much better with the curve because it is slower and Wandy doesn’t throw a slider. Wandy’s ERA has gone from 6.09 to 3.87. His post ASB ERA is something like 1.70. Of course nobody notices…

And speaking of Castro, he singled and he doubled down the LF line today – good. I hope this might could get him hitting.

Brett Wallace is looking completely lost. His timing is off – he pops up, has weakass grounders, looks like Pedro Feliz (not good) except he is good at walking and getting HBP.

Angel Sanchez is not nearly as good with the glove as Manzella – I’d rather see him at second and Manz at short until Kepp gets back. I have no idea why Mills is playing Hernandez so much.

CJ was ofer again – at least he only swung at 1 pitch out of the zone and it wasn’t strike 3. He made 2 really REALLY good plays, and I mean good. I think his errors are him getting overeager to try to get an out, especially on a ball which really shouldn’t be thrown anyway because infield singles happen.

No stupid ump stuff – the HP ump only missed 1 pitch and there weren’t any close calls, except for Wandy getting thrown out at second on a WP – looks to me as if he was safe and he got his foot in ahead of hte tag, but the ball beat him and he’s a pitcher and well, that’s how things go. wandy was on first because he’d smashed a hanging breaker of some kind off the RF wall and unfortunately, it rolled straight to Werth and Wandy ain’t Michael.

Fulchino pitched a 1,2 walk, 3 8th.

Fernando Abad came in to mop up the 9th, got 2 quick outs, then gave up a single that Sanchez couldn’t get to (that Manzella would have had – I saw him make that play twice last night), then a single to left. And with a righty coming up to pinch hit, I fully expected Mills to pull him and send in some righty, but to my surprise, Arnesberg went out and Abad stayed in (although Lyon started warming up).

That AB took like FOREVER because Abad didn’t want to pitch what Castro wanted, or he couldn’t understand the signs, but he kept stepping off – and Castro went out to the mound THREE times before Ruiz finally flew out to Bourn.

But this was a 4 game sweep of the Phils – we kick ASS at their park, for some reason – they swept us back in April at the Box.

We’re off to see the Mets and Pelfrey (who gived us a whuppin a week ago) and we’ll see if Nelson Figueroa can beat his old team. Looks as if Figgy is gonna be our new Moehler, who re-injured his groin/abdomen – pulled muscle, bad tendon – something – and needs season ending surgery. I’ll go for that – he seems to be about the same kind of pitcher, only shorter and cheaper. My favorite kind…

Michael Bourn Hits A Home Run Off Roy Halliday!!!

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

This deserves its own entry, dontcha think?

It didn’t go 565′

it wasn’t helped by wind

it wasn’t off a mistake pitch – was down and in, as a matter of fact.

But Michael Bourn homering off an ultra ace like Halliday – all I can say is that ah LUUUUVVVVVS baseball…

Chris Johnson Drives In Go-Ahead Run As Astros Come Back To Beat The Cards And Win 6th In A Row

Monday, August 2nd, 2010

It didn’t start off very well for the Astros – 10 pitches, 3 outs on Westbrook’s sinker. Then Lopez, leading off for the Cards, hit a liner under Keppinger’s glove for an error (later idiotically ruled a hit) and then stuff happened. Jon Jay hit an easy GB back to the pitcher for whjay SHOULD have been a nice 1-6-3, but the throw was lousy and clanked off the glove of Anderson Hernandez (getting a start at short) and rolled into center. Bourn, running forward to get it, threw it to Anderson to try to tag Jay, but again the throw clanked off his glove and Lopez, who never stopped running, slid into home as the throw came in where it was picked up by Keppinger and scored, even though the replay clearly showed him out.

No outs, 3 errors, a run scored, man on second. So I sighed and thought – oh nooooooooo. But somehow, no more runs scored.

Then in the second, Carlos Lee (no Clank tonight – more on that latah) singled – what a relief, we won’t get no hit by Westbrook, who looked unhittable, but Kepp GIDP. Wallace, hitting 6th ahead of CJ again, was HBP, but then CJ struck out.

In the 3rd, Carlos Lee HUSTLED after a fly ball and caught in with s nice sliding catch. Actually, Carlos hustled ALL GAME. Yes, you heard right. He made 2 VERY nice catches, no lazy crap, and he ran HARD to try to break up a DP and he ran HARD to score from 3rd on an IF hit with bases loaded. Guess being benched for 2 days straight might could have done a lil bit of good. I HOPE – he did K, but he also drew TWO walks (neither intentional) singled twice, drove in a run and scored 2. I actually wonder if Brad Mills told him flat out he was gonna lose playing time to Bourgeois and Michaels if he dogged it out there.

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But anyway, in the 4th, Anderson Hernandez doubled down the LF line, then Pence beat out an IF dribbler toward third, stole second on a Carlos Lee swinging K, beating the throw from Yadi – it was a NICE jump – then Kepp drove in Hernandez with a groundout. Then

BRETT WALLACE DROVE IN HIS FIRST ML RBI

with a 9 pitch IF single – Westbrook gets all these groundballs with that sinker, but sometiems they find holes and sometimes guys beat them out – and Felipe Lopez is not exactly David Freese with the glove

so the Astros led 2-1.

But it was Uncle leading off the bottom of the 4th and Uncle did what Uncle does best, which is KILL Astros pitching and when a ball went down the middle, Uncle deposited it in the stands to tie the game. Uncle, by the way, says he hasn’t “felt comfortable” all year – guess he isn’t kidding because his OPS has, ahem, fallen all the way down to .953 – have to laugh – bout every ballplayer would LUUUUVVVV to have an OPS over 900…

Anyway, the Cards then load the bases with 2 walks and a single, then Schu GIDP and another run scores, but then TLR’s strategy of having the pitcher bat 8th backfired, because Westbrook can’t hit any better than my 8 year olds, so bases loaded, only 1 run.

But the Cards now lead 3-2. Schumaker and Ryan aren’t hitting worth spit this year, kind of surprised that they didn’t get more sticks at the deadline, but youneverknow.

No excitement in the 5th.

In the 6th, with 2 out, Carlos walks, Kepp ROE (it wasn’t Lopez’ night with the glove), but then up 3-1, Wallace swings at 2 pitches out of the zone – over eager, I think.

At the end of the 6th, both starters were sent to the showers and Jason Motte came on, gave up a single to CJ – guess he’s starting another hitting streak, although he is continuing his on base streak – then a FO, then pinch hitter Jason Bourgeois GIDP 6-3.

In the bottom of the 7th, With Nelson Figueroa pitching in relief, Pence robbed Schumaker of a sure hit to shallow center with a great diving catch. Randy Winn flew out to Bourn, then Brendan Ryan singled and Felipe Lopez hit a ball to right which Pence misjudged and missed for a RBI double and the Cards led 4-2.

Motte came back out for the 8th and Bourn led off. He went to 2-1, couldn’t get the bunt down, fouled off a couple, took another ball, fouled off a couple and drew a walk. And you know what is gonna happen if Michael is on first with a relief pitcher, Yadi Molina or no Yadi Molina, so adter the first pitch to Hernandez, he’s on second. Not that it mattered because Hernandez drew a 4 pitch walk. Motte was pulled and in came ex-closer Mike McDougal, who got Pence to popup on the first pitch. Then Carlos came in, took a strike, then hit an RBI single to right – shallow right, but Roberto Clemente wouldn’t get Bourn. Then Keppinger hit an RBI double with the first pitch and drove in Hernandez – Carlos had to stop at third because of his lack of speed.

Then – get this – TLR has McDougal IBB Brett Wallace. Yes, his first ML IBB!!!!!!!!

So it’s Chris Johnson and his .340 BA up and he hits a chopper over the pitcher’s head, Schumaker grabs the ball, throws home, but throws wide and Carlos, chugging at full speed (for him) beats the throw and everyone is safe. Quintero, who had a BAD day at the plate, GIDP 5-3.

But Astros lead, 5-4.

Brandon Lyon comes in to face Uncle, Holliday and a pinch hitter.

Uncle smacks a single to left, Holliday goes to 3-2 and then sends a fly ball to left, and Carlos HUSTLES and manages to snag it instead of letting it fall in for a single as he usually does!!!!! Nick Stavinoha then GIDP 6-4-3.

Yes, it WAS GIDP city tonight – Astros had 3, Cards had 2.

So top of the 9th, in comes ex-Stro Trever Miller. Angel Sanchez, pinch hitting, comes in and singles to right (got this feeling Tommy Manzella just might could not get his job back) and then Michael Bourn, on another 3-2 count, after failing to get the bunt down TWICE, hits an IF single toward 3rd and with his speed beats the throw. So men on first and second, no out. Jason Michaels flies out to shallow center and runners hold. Pence singles to right and Sanchez scores and Michael flies to third.

Trever is pulled and Blake Hawksworth, who started against the Astros a couple months back and held us to a couple of hits, comes in to relieve and face Carlos, who sees 4 pitches out of the strike zone and does NOT swing at any of them, giving him his second walk in ONE game. Yes, you read that correctly.

Keppinger comes in and hits the first pitch to center and Bourn trots home with Pence close on his heels. Wallace pops out, then CJ doubles off the LF wall to drive in ANOTHER run and the Astros lead 9-4. Quintero grounds out to end the inning.

Lindstrom, who had started warming up when the Astros led 5-4, goes in to finish up. He gives up an IF single to Yadi, as it richchets off his glove and bounces into the vacated hole at short.

Then Schu comes up, hits a grounder to right, which Wallace lets bounce off his glove, but fortunately, Keppinger is backing up the play and gets the ball to first in time. Lindstrom gets the next 2 outs with 2 pitches.

A nice come from behind victory – which, curiously enough, is something the Astros have done quite a bit this year.

Tomorrow, Bud Norris, who is NAILS at Busch, faces Jaime Garcia, who I thought was pitching tonight. Jaime really SHOULD win Rookie of the Year, seeing as how Strasburg will have only pitched less than half of the year and Jaime is awesome.

Bud has had 2 good starts in a row – let’s hope it continues.

Wandy Throws 7 Innings of 1 Hit Ball, Beats Mike Leake’s Reds

Sunday, July 25th, 2010

It wasn’t the best I’ve seen him throw, and he gave up 2 walks and went to 8 pitch counts twice and 9 pitch count once, but he kept em off the basepaths fer SHER. He only had 2 hard hit balls – one by Hanigan to the LF bullpen (thank you Michael Bourn) and one to the Hill (thank you Michael Bourn) but the Danger in this Park (ask Roy last night or Leake today) is to left, where the Crawford Boxes beckon so invitingly.

Pence gave Wandy a 1 run lead with a solo homer to the CBoxes in the second, and that was all he needed. CJ added another solo homer with a smash above the CBoxes onto the tracks and Michael Bourn, hitting against a LEFTY!!! (YOU SEE THAT MILLSY???!!! A LEFTY!!!) drove in Castro and Jason Michaels with a double to seal the deal.

Poor Castro – he should have had another hit and an RBI, but Johnny Gomes trapped his liner to left with man on second 2 out in the 4th and sold it as a catch.

Lyons and Lindstrom came in and got em out in the 8th and 9th even though thre was no save – hey, the bullpen is teh sukc these days.

Speaking of sukc, Chris Sampson was sent down today – he still hasn’t recovered from the shoulder problem. Meanwhile, we’re trying out Fernando Abad, a 24 year old lefty. He was called up from AA, where he was a swingman – started 4 games, relieved in 10 over a total of 39.2 IP with an ERA of 2.50, Whip 1.41 and a .306 BAA. Although he gave up a lot of hits, he gave up only 6 walks/39.2 IP and 3 HR/39.2 IP – so we’ll see how he does.

He can’t be worse than Majewski/Daigle.

Can he?

Oh yeah – check out this nice article on Danny Arguello. Wonder why Jordan Lyles would merit a callup and he wouldn’t…

Anyway, we got to see Anderson Hernandez starat at SS today. Isn’t any better with the glove and he got a nice GIDP and nothing else.

By the way, Ed Maysonet came back from the DL a couple of weeks back and is hitting like crazy over the past 2 weeks. Would be nice to see him get called back up again (he spent almost the whole year on the DL – and didn’t get many ABs because of Matt Kata, who has lately returned to his normal level of suckage…)

Tomorrow, it’s lefty Wesley Wright vs lefty Ted Lilly – yes, the C*bs are back in town. Makes the beer guys happy…

Anyway, Ted Lilly is supposed to be on the trading block – and wouldn’t be real too surprised to see a lot of scouts – he always KILLZ the Astros, it seems. Even the time he gave up FIVE homers, he still won.

Hopefully, the guys will get it together for Wes tomorrow, and Millsy won’t leave him out there to throw 40 pitches in an inning. Anyway, Ted can be an example to Wes of how a very small lefty (and Lilly can’t be an inch over 5-9) can be a very successful ML pitcher.

Michael Bourn Is A 2010 ALL-STAR!!!!

Sunday, July 4th, 2010

oh YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Some glove love!!! Ah LUUUUUVVVVVS me some Michael, I surely do. I hope he beats out bunts, steals bases and goes all Torii hunter 02 in the OF!!!!!

Wilton Lopez Blows Brian Moehler’s Win And Michael Bourn Triples In Winning Run To Beat Padres

Friday, July 2nd, 2010

Oh, I know some of all yall roll eyes every time I pimp my boy Michael Bourn – well, tonight he misjudged a fly ball to left center which went all the way to the wall and went for a double. Even Michael sometimes fails in the field. But not when it counts, and

but as usual, I’m getting ahead of myself…

First, the Astros handled Jon Garland, uh, roughly. He gave up 4 singles, 1 double, 1 homer, 4 walks, 2 IBB and 3 runs over 5 innings, 115 pitches. Yes, I enjoyed that.

Unfortunately, Brian Moehler doesn’t have a rep as an RBI man for good reason – left bases loaded in the 3rd and 2 on in the 5th.

Berkman looked like an old, worn out guy with a lead bat – left men on base in the first and 4th and Pence left Bourn on 3rd.sigh

 I really don’t have words to express how painful it is to watch what is left of Berkman – reminds me of watching Baggy at the end of 04/beginning of 05. I keep hoping that Lance will suddenly snap back into form, but I keep watching him swing at pitches he never used to swing at and missing pitches he used to kill.

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I supposed that he’s not being moved in the lineup because of seniority or something – or maybe to not decrease his trade value. And I am surprised how often he is still getting the IBB. Heath Bell, the closer, did, and I seriously doubt that the 2010 Berkman would have been any more effective than Jason Michaels, who left both Lance and Bourn on base with the game tied.

Pence also didn’t have the best of nights with the glove – made a lousy offline throw home on Chris Denorfia’s single to right And Hundley scored from second. Not that Quintero handled the throw well, by any means. And Hunter went 1 fer 5 with a single, but left 4 men on. But at least he doesn’t look as if he has lost his bat speed, as Lance does.

Chris Johnson killed the ball, as usual – went 2 fer 4 with a walk and a run scored. Too bad he was followed in the lineup by Quintero, who provided no help.

Tonight, all the RBIs were driven in by Bourn, Keppinger – who drove in 3 – and Jason Michaels. Bourn, Kepp and CJ sure nuff are driving in a whole lot more runs than the middle of the lineup guys.

Oh – and that ball Michael misjudged in the 5th? Well, it knocked Moehler out of the game, so Chacin came in to get the last out. And you KNOW you can’t send the same pitcher back for the next inning, as the Padres did with Ryan Webb – who is reminding me of Brandon Webb with that vile sinkerball.

And Wilton Lopez sure nuff didn’t have it today and he gave up the tying runs on a triple, a sac-fly, a single, a balk, and then, you KNOW that is was that &*%&#%@! Pest who drove in the tying run. Pest always gets this team good.

Poor Moehler – he pitched very well – 5 2/3 IP, 1 ER, 2 W, 4 H, 2 K. He had only thrown 55 pitches after 4 innings, but lost some control in the 5th, gave up 2 walks and a single and needed 28 pitches to get through the inning. Unfortunately for him, Ryan Webb came on to pitch for the Pads and the Astros reverted to their old swing at the first pitch and get your self out crap.

And, by the way, the HP ump had a crazy strike zone – inconsistant and he calls a LOT of balls as strikes and a lot of strikes as balls. But this affected Garland a lot more than it did Moehler or any other Astros pitcher. I was amused when Scott Hairston was, uh, unhappy when he got called out on a pitch in the 8th which had been a ball all night – of course he got the old heave ho. But he WAS right. I get so tired of the HP umps and their variable strike zones. I welcome our new holographic ball/strike caller overlords – as the saying goes…

Lyon came in in the 8th with the game tied, got 2 outs, gave up a double, an IBB, then got a lineout.

Chris Sampson came in for the 9th after Michaels stranded Bourn and Berkman. I was nervous, but he managed to pitch around the ump’s crazy strike zone and got the 3 outs.

Astros came back in the 10 vs the almost unbeatable Luke Gregerson, who got out Bourgeois, then CJ but then he inexplicably walked Q (???!!) and pinch hitter Navarro (good way to end his ML stint) – remember I told all yall about the ump’s crazy strike/ball calls, and Gregerson had only walked 4 batters this entire YEAR - and then The Hero Michael Bourn drove in the winning runs with a triple to deep right center, which rolled all the way to the wall - and Kepp drove him in with a single to right (Kepp was the only hitter to drive in runs with a man on 3rd tonight) and Lindstrom came in and slammed the door, getting The Pest to popup and then 2 Ks.

Tomorrow, it’s Roy-O vs Mat Latos. Roy is coming off a seriously horrible outing at Arlington and Latos seriously kicked Astros ass (2 hits, no walks, no runs over 8 IP) back on May 7. He’s been keepin on kickin ass since then – he and the Pads have only only lost ONE game in his 10 subsequent starts and he has a 2.85 ERA over 84 IP.

Roy he gots his work cut out for him, even though he’s 3-1 over 5 GS/32.1 IP and a 2.51 ERA at Petco…

Texican Yovanni Gallardo Hits A Homer And Beats Astros

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

I missed the first 1 1/2 innings on TV and was listening to the Brewers broadcasters on XM. Interesting that they were really contemptuous of Berkman taking a called strike right down the middle on a 3-2 count AND of Castro’s sombrero last night as well as his taking the first 2 strikes today.

Me, I don’t have a problem with it. Especially if he doesn’t have any problem hitting with 2 strikes. And last night, he got called out on pitches which were NOT in the zone and which HIS pitcher didn’t get called for strikes. And tonight, the HP ump had a strike zone (if you can call it that) that was most assuredly NOT the rule book strike zone – had Erig Gregg outside pitches and the area at the bottom of the zone was, uh, inconsistant - and it wasn’t unreasonable for the catcher to take a good look at what was and was not being called a strike – at least most of the time. AND to try to get the pitcher to throw as many pitches as possible to get into the soft underbelly of the bullpen…

I walked in and turned on the game just in time to see Jim Edmonds hit a ball into deep CF and Michael Bourn make one of those running over the shoulder catches the HotDog always used to use against us. hehhehheh

And then I looked and saw Pedro Freaking Feliz back at 3rd. Don’t know what CJ did, but looks as if he’s on the Luke Scott poopoo list and I hope that the guy can get traded and get a real chance, just as Luke did. Yeah, I know he’s on the worst team in the AL, but at least he’s playing in the majors and posting good numbers every year, instead of rotting at AAA or the Astros bench.

And unfortunately, Feliz hits a solo homer and a single, so it looks as if CJ’s butt will be collecting splinters.

sigh

GAWD I am so tired of this team’s grotesque luuuuvvv affair with washed up vets and disdain of any young player who is not one of their pimpees. For example, you read/hear endless ooooohs and ahhhhhhhhhs about Jordan Lyles. But do you ever hear/read ONE word about Danny Arguello, also in AA, who is greatly outpitching Lyles? Heck, no. And can anyone tell me why Sergio Perez, who was pitching lights out in 4 starts, was suddenly removed from the rotation and given 2 innings to throw every 6-8 days instead? Besides the fact that he was drafted in the Purpura regime and Gawd Forbid that anyone of HIS picks should succeed???!!! (Same thing with CJ)

Where was I?

Oh yeah. The Crew scored 7 runs on 3 solo homers, a 2 run homer, a double, walk and a 2 RBI single before the relievers came in in the 7th and slammed the door with 2 good innings of 1,2,3 out. I gots to give props to The Prince, who hit one of those homers on an inside FB which was chest high and yeah, I know it was juuuuust inside the foul line, but it was still impressive. And Gallardo hit a FB that was waist high right down the middle to the upper facade in left center like 450′ – he hits like Owings. (All yall know he’s a Texan, right? And that he tried out in one of those open tryouts for the Rangers and they told him to take his ball and go home. Bad decision…)

Meanwhile, Michael Bourn (yes, him again) broke up the shutout by singling home Castro, who doubled and Navarro, who walked. Then Lance singled Michael home. And Michael, by the way, had 2 singles, a walk, 2 SB, scored 2 and drove in 2. Which I hope means that his slump is OVAH.

And speaking of Lance, he hit 2 singles and also hit a double to the base of the CF wall – the hardest hit ball I’ve seen from him in a LONG time – which drove in Bourn to close the gap to 2 runs in the 9th.

Clank had a single in the 5th and a walk in the 9th, but Pence, who had a BAD night with the bat, left bases loaded in the 5th and the tying runs on in the 9th. Ah well, baseball is a game of failure, and Pence excelled in that tonight…

Navarro did his usual excellent job with the glove, but he didn’t hit. Not entirely his fault tonight, because hitting anything whatsoever when pitches 5″ outside are being called strikes is tough. Here and all yall were complaining about Manzella’s bat…

Tomorrow, it’s Wandy vs David Bush. I hope good Wandy shows up. Bush has had very good success against the Astros – he’s 6-1 over 12 GS with a 3.25 ERA and a .211 BAA.