buy generic cialis online in usa cialis pill appearance cose il cialis viagra bewertungen viagra generika wiki levitra diarrea thuoc viagra mua o dau how much should cialis cost cialis diarrhea guinness viagra how much is viagra on private prescription dove acquistare viagra kamagra uk supplier viagra buying guide original viagra australia viagra 100mg usa cheap viagra spray prednasone and cialis interaction homemade natural viagra over the counter cialis in canada viagra supplement facts efeitos colaterais do viagra em idosos percocet on line amerimedrx viagra cialis bewertungen cheap female viagra online chemical composition of viagra is it safe to buy viagra online yahoo vendo cialis original what happens after taking viagra generics for viagra viagra women wikipedia viagra e shop viagra cost of viagra cramps what does viagra feel like i dont need viagra im italian cialis livraison 48h cheap generic levitra india viagra adds to my phone buy viagra windsor ontario viagra in thailandia viagra best suppliers cialis products viagra with antibiotics viagra covered by insurance birth control is not viagra on facebook viagra efectos contraindicaciones remicade viagra online cialis with prescription prezzo cialis svizzera viagra uk price what happens when if a woman takes a viagra levitra function viagra doctor online is mail order viagra safe cialis pharmacie belgique viagra and kidneys como se toma la pastilla viagra viagra what does it do canadian generic viagra cheap viagra packaging pfizer after viagra pictures where can i buy viagra in glasgow efectos del cialis en la mujer how to order viagra from canada what was viagra originally developed for 23 year old viagra how much is viagra in nigeria viagra and tinnitus viagra alcohol consumption how can i get viagra from doctor cach dung thuoc viagra take viagra for fun epinephrine for viagra overdose grapefruit cialis side effect erections while on viagra cialis interacciones medicamentosas is there such a thing as generic viagra viagra labels cialis hospitalization cialis soft tabs info viagra sales in ireland cialis official viagra jaw pain where can i get viagra canada kamagra srpski viagra doesn't work cialis 5 mg precio farmacia viagra promo code generic viagra sildenafil 100 mg viagra post haste cost of cialis per pill cialis 2 5 mg lilly what happens if a dog eats viagra viagra and laxatives cialis rate what doses does levitra come in edinburgh viagra find search sites computer viagra find search edinburgh soft viagra en espana cialis bon prix viagra onlline precio cialis 20 achat viagra quebec viagra for canadians viagra movie products that work like viagra ibuprofen and cialis can you take half a cialis pill keburukan viagra viagra 100 free shipping medicare covers viagra viagra time limit viagra bigger viagra sales usa viagra und seine wirkung where to buy cialis in thailand viagra fait maison viagra cause blindness how much is one pill of viagra cialis cialis tadalafil cialis softabs generic cialis thyroid tesco chemist viagra viagra and its effects difference generic cialis effect of viagra on divorce rate has anyone ever bought viagra online medicaid viagra coverage viagra duracion del efecto tomar cialis todos los dias cheap generic viagra india kamagra oral jelly suppliers india viagra 70 is viagra prescribed can i take viagra twice a day cialis side effects nhs viagra for sale over counter ip viagra pastillas levitra 10 mg buy viagra s journal viagra wechselwirkungen buy viagra mississauga is viagra on pbs viagra woman take viagra femenino farmacia prix de cialis trial packs viagra viagra pages edinburgh find generic girl is viagra going generic purchase viagra for women female viagra for men what type of drug is cialis how to get viagra in london generico viagra farmacia viagra hearing loss treatment best places to buy viagra online buy cialis in costa rica woman on cialis is viagra worth taking comprar viagra curitiba generic viagra germany where is kamagra legal buy viagra in nz necesito comprar viagra en chile gtn and viagra levitra history cialis shipping canada buy online viagra securely buy viagra online mumbai buy cialis forum como pedir viagra en farmacia how old do you have to be to get viagra viagra and chf cialis shop deutschland whats the side effect of viagra cialis build up el viagra es bueno cialis cutter viagra pas cher forum iranian viagra reliable sites to buy viagra connolly cowper viagra edinburgh pages pregnant can you take viagra with blood pressure medication buy viagra in qatar recommended age for viagra levitra picture of pill pastillas de levitra mechanism of viagra kamagra you viagra patient instructions viagra interaccion ibuprofeno global systems viagra kopa cialis costo del cialis farmacia viagra versand schweiz kamagra pilule cialis generico 10 mg precio viagra en farmacia i tried viagra achat cialis en ligne can you buy viagra over the counter in mexico tylenol and cialis levitra egypt pills like viagra in stores us overnight cialis indications for cialis cialis online originale can you take levitra with alcohol fast cialis scary movie 4 viagra scene efectos del viagra en el hombre viagra medicine wiki cialis liquid dosages two and a half men jake takes viagra viagra and water pills can you buy cialis over the counter in canada viagra end of patent viagra doctor bite hard cialis farmaco da banco cialis e glaucoma viagra vs silagra pfizer viagra side effects what ingredient in viagra buy kamagra in bangkok how viagra works best free viagra uk sample where to purchase viagra in india viagra buy oonline viagra generic overnight the cheapest viagra in the world cialis tablets reviews viagra functional groups cialis picture of pill natural viagra home remedy order cialis from an anline pharmacy viagra for women available in india is cialis good for your heart efectos del cialis en el hombre viagra pro review mtabs viagra is generic cialis dangerous vente de viagra au canada cheap generic viagra next day delivery kamagra dordrecht president viagra what is vigora cialis back pain treatment viagra in viagra femenino peru levitra recall wirkung viagra 100 mg levitra match buy cialis malaysia viagra newcastle 5mg generic cialis viagra price chennai soft cialis online cialis case analysis scary movie 2 viagra can you cut a cialis pill in half volkswagon viagra commercial is there a generic brand for viagra cialis cutting pills brazil viagra generic buy generic viagra img viagra banner exchange robin williams viagra today homopathic viagra when to take cialis best time to take fatal reaction with viagra kamagra cene what is viagra price viagra pill markings taking viagra everyday viagra effects on liver cialis kaufen in usa effetti del viagra sui giovani can you take viagra while on antibiotics canadian pharmacy viagra virus cost of cialis in uk canada and generic viagra cialis tadalafil 20mg australia genuine viagra cheap content of cialis cost of cialis in thailand where to get free viagra samples viagra uk tesco viagra religious discrimination kamagra kamagra reviews viagra buyer usa in mexico viagra viagra cuanto tiempo antes can viagra be purchased over the counter kamagra kaufen wo viagra salad mail order viagra from canada come comprare cialis daily cialis pills online medicines rx cialis viagra order how long does it take for kamagra to work cost cialis walmart why cialis stopped working cialis professional samples cialis generico forum prescription cialis on line best site to order cialis medical hazards with viagra costo cialis 10 mg taking cialis with adderall original purpose for viagra cheapest place to get cialis best place to buy kamagra online ordering viagra australia viagra kaufen in wien marketing viagra vs cialis cialis generico prezzo natural viagra substitutes food taking viagra at 19 is it safe to take viagra without ed achat de cialis original size of viagra pills viagra for breathing conditions no prescription viagra online buy viagra online without buy levitra drug achat cialis en france buy cialis online no rx cialis en pharmacie sans ordonnance viagra 1996 viagra pay tramadol cialis cialis over the counter in canada cialis doctor simi cialis estados unidos order cialis online mastercard super cialis best price viagra prezzi bassi viagra pris par une femme subaction showcomments viagra archive older viagra online generic canada viagra and lithium instructions on taking viagra viagra kaufen rezeptfrei normal dosage cialis campione viagra viagra makes you see blue cheap viagra online free shipping compare prices cialis 20 viagra molecule structure viagra after stroke buy kamagra online paypal viagra condom durex release date viagra in belfast viagra privat kaufen cialis preisvergleiche viagra song youtube top viagra store cialis professional online what can viagra do max dose cialis cialis eli lilly and company duracion de la viagra chewing up viagra vk blue viagra acquisto viagra paypal viagra antacid cialis compare discount price is there any female viagra stop span viagra herbal viagra recipe generic cialis available united states cialis prostate enlargement 100 mg viagra prices can i buy viagra over the counter in boots can u drink on viagra jimmy johnson viagra viagra 100 mg pfizer precio viagra super active for sale' is there any side effects of viagra employee drug testing viagra mccain and viagra viagra sildenafil citrate 50mg cialis palpitations kamagra 4 u cialis once a day generico buy viagra online in mumbai existe viagra para las mujeres kamagra oral jelly 100mg manufacturers home viagra substitute cialis prescription drug cialis daily use price viagra natural peru check generic order pay viagra cheapest viagra us pharmacy viagra for anxiety viagra truly overnight delivery usa cialis what dosage should i take free viagra font comprar viagra soft viagra canada overnight shipping cialis tadalafil 20mg preis viagra sales us viagra for the elderly viagra cost ontario onde comprar cialis em portugal extagen vs viagra side effects of viagra overdose cialis past expiration date cialis kaufen in wien generic viagra comments viagra sleep apnea top sale viagra recreational use of viagra forum viagra online amex composicion del viagra subaction showcomments viagra smile newest never mix viagra steroides price of viagra in nigeria viagra 25 year old alguien ha comprado viagra por internet viagra best price on net 200mg viagra safe take viagra natural casera para mujeres buy online viagra viagra viagra viagra online viagra online pomegranate juice viagra puedo tomar media pastilla de cialis cialis generika erfahrungen forum order viagra international ships is viagra from mexico safe best viagra prices 100mg viagra prescription charges levitra generico opinioni best viagra tablet taking cialis daily buy viagra istanbul buy cialis montreal viagra quick viagra increase libido woman and viagra cialis cheap why is viagra not working for me natural turkish viagra viagra tiredness explain viagra what does viagra do to a man generic viagra forum uk viagra how it works men viagra super hard on buy viagra norway exercise after cialis gde se moze kupiti viagra viagra natural chile is generic levitra real dove comprare viagra in svizzera siege social viagra canada prednisone and viagra interaction generic viagra super active plus cialis internet commercials cialis onine buy womens viagra cream viagra and xannax any dangers does viagra increase your size generic viagra poland how can i buy viagra in us non prescription viagra uk kamagra safety am i too young for viagra cialis deals female viagra without a prescription viagra 34434 cheap viagra online viagra at tesco which stores silver sword viagra viagra free sample online cialis eua stop cialis email cialis commercial bathtubs buy cialis with dapoxetine in canada viagra invented year discount viagra order viagra discount viagra viagra sale statistics how to tell if a man is using viagra viagra apotheke wien viagra effetti collaterali impotenza what are the side effects of levitra how much does cialis cost in the us cialis prescription drug canada sophia vigora kamagra jelly instructions 20 mg cialis dosage real viagra cheap viagra diaries goldie hawn kamagra for sale in ireland when will generic viagra be available in the united states how fast does levitra work cialis 30 tablet en ucuz how viagra compounded viagra consecuencias negativas del viagra common viagra side effects garlic better than viagra viagra cosco ventajas del cialis viagra without a pres just naturals kamagra use of viagra after rr prostatectomy viagra online federal express overnight shipping viagra rezeptfrei kaufen apotheke viagra generic meltabs side effects of fake viagra jokes birth viagra forum cialis 10mg ou 20mg online viagra in canada kamagra website review prix levitra en pharmacie how to buy viagra in toronto achat viagra pharmacie half a 100mg viagra cialis efectos adversos viagra music group what to take with viagra farmacia viagra senza ricetta is generic viagra available in australia viagra coupon codes viagra with penis pump how much does viagra cost online buying viagra in dominican republic kamagra pakistan cialis 20mg nebenwirkungen tipos pastillas viagra atenolol with viagra order cialis online in canada whats is viagra buying viagra discreetly polska viagra kamagra soft tablets uk viagra urination fun viagra videos how do women feel about viagra jimmy carr viagra joke viagra otc uk cialis one a day impotence pill take viagra twice a day cialis bad for you gold ag edhe viagra me pi how long for viagra to take effect cialis 20 mg maximum dosage viagra les effets cheap kamagra uk next day delivery where can i get viagra in dubai viagra illegal australia viagra perth western australia does viagra affect the liver does viagra makes you last longer side effect of viagra tablet ordering viagra online 150 viagra levitra 10 mg ohne rezept generic cialis legitimate cialis 36 hours of freedom cialis effet femme about viagra how it works viagra magazine advertisement does cialis boost testosterone where is cialis manufactured female libido booster viagra best way to use levitra viagra stay hard after ejaculation how long takes viagra to work does taking viagra feel like subaction showcomments cialis smilie newest where to buy female viagra uk kamagra 4 tablets medicare prescription plans viagra coverered viagra 1 pill hydrocodone and cialis viagra doses how many milligrams kamagra plus review outdated cialis patent viagra how much does cialis cost in the u.s euro apotheke viagra arabic viagra buy cialis in pakistan viagra half a pill viagra 250 mg buying female viagra uk how long does viagra stay in the system how does viagra work best can i buy viagra in prague excel viagra does cialis cause birth defects lowest viagra price cheap viagra canada online vente de cialis en ligne how hard is it to get a prescription for viagra viagra para hombres natural use of viagra after prostatectomy what happens after too much viagra buy canadian cialis safe websites buy viagra cialis restless leg syndrome buy cialis in bangkok chinese viagra for women cheapest pfizer viagra rob kardashian viagra video buy generic cialis 5mg effects of snorting cialis over the counter viagra at boots precio cialis colombia cialis testicular pain productos naturales viagra i need a viagra prescription viagra sales in china viagra supply uk is viagra used for premature ejaculation should i eat before taking viagra buy viagra tablet where can i buy real cialis viagra ohne rezept auf rechnung kaufen reliability of generic viagra what is viagra like viagra aus deutschland viagra selbst herstellen price viagra spain baclofen viagra viagra pde5 viagra sales viagra pills no prescription viagra et femme cialis pressione levitra 20 mg prezzo farmacia pe and viagra cialis mas alcohol buy generic cialis with paypal how to get prescription for cialis viagra italia online where to buy over the counter viagra viagra cheap mexico viagra color vision canada pharmacy online viagra viagra sgpt how well does cialis work long term use of cialis effects overnite viagra 100 mg pfizer viagra how long before viagra kicks in cialis sale au salon robbery viagra is generic cialis the same levitra prodej viagra scilla charles randolph viagra cialis uk what is the price of viagra in pakistan can you buy viagra from boots how do i get viagra on prescription what is the average dose of cialis what is shelf life of viagra kamagra 100mg online generic viagra and pay pal pastilla de cialis cialis europe viagra buy viagra online yahoo answers viagra gag gift nombre generico del cialis buy kamagra in usa order cheap generic viagra is viagra good for high blood pressure buy viagra here medical history of viagra use apa manfaat viagra levitra in usa kaufen viagra online us no prescription kaiser viagra prescription long term side effects of cialis como comprar viagra en madrid safe viagra generic what does the viagra pill look like cialis pct is it illegal to sell generic viagra viagra gruppa wrigley chewing gum viagra 2012 viagra netdoktor viagra effects on girls viagra sample packes underground viagra cialis wordpress hack viagra salesman movie viagra ersatz apotheke original viagra price what happens if you overdose on viagra viagra generico japao what are kamagra tablets used for is generic viagra approved by the fda levitra for women dosage viagra caffeine interactions viagra overnight canada awful bawlin viagra viagra buying subaction showcomments cialis archive watch generic levitra vs brand levitra casero viagra enlarges penis where can i hide my viagra cialis side effects vision impairment como usar viagra corretamente side effect of using viagra generic viagra mumbai viagra deutchland pfizer viagra no prescription cuantos tipos de viagra hay is viagra sold over the counter in canada viagra triangle bars chicago genpharma viagra acheter cialis au canada levitra kaufen europa how long does it take to get viagra out of your system 30 year old taking viagra comprar viagra online seguro cialis in usa kaufen can you take viagra and antibiotics cialis generika erfahrung viagra equivalent over the counter can i take viagra without erectile dysfunction oral jelly viagra does viagra cause headaches no prescription viagra uk walgreens price for viagra cialis prices south africa funny viagra pic the cost of viagra in canada generic cialis bestellen over the counter alternative to cialis cialis cape town average viagra dose how long does it take for 5mg cialis to work cialis how fast does it work viagra tablet in australia what drug is like viagra levitra bayer kaufen viagra spam email example cialis e pressione viagra with testosterone older men and viagra viagra with antidepressants cialis and weight loss order viagra online nz viagra penis viagra samples questions and answers best deal cialis how long does the effect of viagra last cialis trial pack next day shipping viagra sales aus cialis originale miglior prezzo viagra femenina en mexico piadas viagra is there a legitimate generic cialis sa kushton viagra viagra old effects of pill buy viagra meds online no perscription cialis female viagra in south africa viagra jean coutu natural viagra remedies gel generic tab viagra warfarin cialis es bueno tomar viagra do you need a prescription for levitra kamagra wholesale price viagra achat france viagra demonstration video cuanto cuesta el viagra en venezuela viagra for sale spain viagra para que se usa forum sur le viagra injectable cialis walgreens pharmacy cialis how fast do viagra work viagra canada customs viagra wirkungsdauer stunden cialis venta en mexico crestor cialis why is there no generic for viagra viagra autism cheap viagra jelly viagra vegas quiero comprar cialis viagra emails sent from my account free cialis 2009 jelsoft enterprises ltd viagra turkey price cialis in thailand kaufen viagra with beer abc video premature baby viagra viagra degradation viagra how long before it starts to work can u take viagra with high blood pressure todo sobre viagra cialis 5 mg argentina how long does it take for viagra to kick in can you build up a tolerance to cialis viagra joint pain viagra wirkung bei frauen purchase genuine viagra online cialis one a day tablets vendita viagra on line viagra for cheap with no prescriptions female pink viagra in uk cialis purchase australia main ingredients in viagra viagra tablets name in india what are the side effects of kamagra cialis steroids whats the strongest viagra viagra tijuana contraindications to viagra cialis penicillin discount levitra prices cialis efectos secundarios fotos viagra legal usa soft viagra canada cialis foods avoid q es el cialis cialis everyday price how long does viagra take to take effect brand name viagra sale long term effect of viagra use levitra tablets side effects how to use kamagra 100mg oral jelly efectos del viagra en la mujer relationship between the prostate cialis what are the side effects of using viagra viagra without prescription canada user reports on professional viagra cialis -overnight/shipping come acquistare viagra senza ricetta cialis testicular cancer es malo tomar cialis seguido best viagra tablet in india healthy men viagra viagra et ejaculation precoce generic viagra overseas cialis uso diario can i take two 20mg cialis what does a generic viagra pill look like viagra melbourne australia purchase of viagra in india viagra herbal does viagra work on paraplegics cost of viagra at boots viagra for men over 30 acheter viagra generic cialis prostate cancer kamagra gold 50 mg what about generic viagra viagra canada cost viagra what is it generic viagra next day delivery uk cialis consigli effet secondaire du viagra viagra lipitor accupril non-prescription alternatives to viagra levitra consumer reviews viagra cream for woman female viagra natural viagra alprazolam precio viagra peru viagra kaufen mit paypal using cialis for fun whats happens if a girl takes viagra how much does viagra cost with prescription viagra to last longer comprar viagra sin receta argentina viagra 50 mg wirkungsdauer cialis online cheap no prescription levitra tablet in india viagra plus high blood pressure medicine effects of cialis on young men generic viagra ratings united states online pharmacy viagra can you buy cialis in canada 151 coke viagra what is female cialis dosage for viagra 100mg how to stop viagra spam email cialis obat kuat viagra from mumbai buy cialis arizona 200 mg viagra dosage how to take viagra for men will a walk in clinic prescribe viagra generic mexican viagra generic cialis comparison obat kuat lelaki viagra canada generic viagra online que es levitra 20 mg sildenafil levitra revatio vs viagra cost levitra no prescription overnight delivery viagra health issues cialis uk kaufen viagra price in kenya viagra kiting can you buy viagra online yahoo answers kamagra world viagra original sin receta generic cialis cheap canada viagra online in the usa cialis boyfriend paypal viagra and cialis sites viagra over the counter thailand prolonged use of cialis cialis 5mg directions generic cialis from india warning cialis hepatitis c viagra from china fake pills similar to viagra funny jokes viagra otc viagra alternative levitra com cialis ohne rezept kaufen levitra price australia what to expect when you take viagra quick forum readtopic viagra answer content best prices generis viagra cialis for sale manila buy viagras tamsulosin cialis is viagra a schedule drug generic viagra sites cialis generico precio en mexico overseas viagra sale uaw union gets viagra taking viagra when young viagra partnerschaft cheapest levitra generic online viagra buy viagra online tadalis long term effects of using viagra kamagra oral jelly holland viagra kaufen in der schweiz investors beware con herbal viagra para que es la pastilla levitra viagra bottle cialis 20 mg pill coumadin and cialis online viagra stores sales of cialis beli viagra jakarta generico del viagra en mexico buying viagra in canada online cheapest place to buy viagra uk edinburgh uk viagra find search pages buy cialis in uk online viagra swiss cialis 5mg daily side effects what does viagra do to a girl buy super active viagra cialis psa levels cialis 1800 mg cialis en ligne achat experience using viagra viagra side effect headache how long until viagra expires cheapest genuine viagra cialis long lasting when is best time to take cialis cialis canda viagra find sites free cialis testosterone levels viagra pfizer 25mg viagra decongestant how to tell counterfeit cialis doctor online order viagra visit comprare viagra a roma how long does 50mg viagra last viagra without priscription is viagra ok if you drink viagra 24 hours delivery long term effect cialis buy levitra online in australia viagra in kerala el viagra del cerebro is generic viagra legal in us peut on acheter du viagra en pharmacie sans ordonnance viagra with wine side effects of long term viagra use viagra common questions cialis one a day cost cialis malaysia buy viagra on sale in france cheapest brand name viagra viagra extends sex play viagra bob dole kamagra shop eu buy cheap kamagra oral jelly what if girl takes viagra viagra onine kamagra oral jelly 5mg viagra action mechanism boots pharmacy viagra cialis and paypal brazil viagra buy how much levitra cost levitra one a day information sur le viagra cialis 20mg prices cialis 5 mg kopen how long does cialis stay in system levitra cilais best viagra lawyer ohio does viagra contain testosterone best priced cialis viagra generique discount levitra side effects women kamagra jelly for sale how long does it take viagra to start working generic viagra uk europe can you take half cialis alternative viagra uk cialis pt black diamond viagra cialis drug side effects 3.98 order viagra viagra how to use effectively how much does viagra increase size tadalafil kamagra peligros del cialis pump with viagra cialis duration effectiveness viagra stores in kolkata is extenze like viagra herbal viagra in pakistan cialis delayed back pain how fast cialis works viagra russian group wiki viagra propecia celebrex over night viagra kamagra oral jelly dosage reports on daily cialis indian viagra safety viagra essays viagra exam erection problems cleavage cialis suppository existe viagra para mujeres side effects cialis daily natural indian viagra buy viagra bkk viagra global sales viagra how long does it last effects cialis soft tabs side effects is viagra bought on the internet safe buy viagra online au viagra bristol viagra at saudia buying female viagra edinburgh uk viagra search cialis charles cialis quanto tempo antes viagra overnight cheap what is the price of viagra in canada viagra stop lyrics pharmacy online viagra free trial generic cialis amazon and flomax cialis harga viagra malaysia cialis 5 mg ervaringen cialis hypertension high blood pressure precio viagra chile cialis dosage duration kamagra 100 tablets viagra alternative nz cialis bez recepty w aptece kamagra jelly bangkok what happens women viagra precio de viagra en chile pastilla cialis efectos secundarios best dosage for cialis exforge and cialis viagra nach dem essen will hmsa cover viagra viagra authentique cialis real life stories cialis generika kaufen erfahrungen pronounce cialis viagra 4 you where did the name viagra come from viagra on a plane farmacia viagra generico how long can you take viagra what dosage of viagra amoxicillin viagra interaction long term side effects cialis how much does a viagra tablet cost cialis how to take it levitra dosage frequency acheter cialis en ligne forum best prices cialis generic viagra for sale in kansas city viagra on a pole match viagra and general motors cialis and fatigue rude viagra jokes levitra sale walmart using cialis 20mg miss viagra 420 mfc manfaat cialis viagra 100mg pfizer wirkung generic viagra master card purchase purchase cialis nz comment acheter viagra en pharmacie indications of viagra viagra pill sale genuine cialis canada ordering kamagra online kamagra illegale viagra einnahmeempfehlung discount drugs viagra uk buy online viagra online cialis india kamagra jelly order where to buy viagra brisbane why does viagra give me a headache viagra te koop viagra user review discount viagra how to use kamagra jelly cialis 5 milligrams prix viagra holland kaufen interazione tra viagra e eutirox cialis 80 mg price buy viagra assist cheap cialis viagra falls canada levitra sildenafil how long does cialis really last viagra at rite aid price does indian viagra work the benefits of viagra no prescription generic viagra canada viagra sales movie buy viagra online sweden prostate surgery and viagra tips on taking viagra why are there bathtubs in the cialis commercial farmaco cialis prezzo viagra flowers viagra et al buy levitra online by paypal rite aid viagra price viagra pizza cialis nerden alabilirim what happens if you take viagra at a young age como es la viagra can you take 2 cialis howstuffworks viagra remedio similar ao viagra viagra vs cailis is viagra free with a prescription neues viagra vente cialis belgique viagra shipping buy viagra online in japan is it safe to take viagra daily viagra rezeptfrei bestellen paypal prices of viagra in south africa educatrice sp cialis e cialis 5mg enough viagra no erectile dysfunction generoc cialis vending machine viagra viagra race car screen saver levitra trial pack viagra tablet price in india viagra movie trailer india viagra generic safe kamagra oral jelly 5 mg regalis prices generic generic cialis pills viagra hindu citrate generic sildenafil viagra php viagra pinus size differences viagra search find edinburgh sites pages take viagra daily cialis tadalafil in acquisto viagra originale acheter viagra 100 mg cialis price euro rx canada viagra what happens if you take viagra and you don't really need it efectos levitra 10 mg can viagra prevent pregnancy is 100mg viagra safe viagra photo gallery expiration date on viagra online phamacy viagra canada online viagra viagra and pot levitra online comprar viagra zona norte men in black 3 viagra viagra school adc viagra levitra quanto costa best price on levitra cialis prostate infection viagra prodaja srbija viagra prices usa viagra online uk forums vardenafil vs levitra viagra hangover no prescription cialis generic viagra ringtone l-arginine and viagra together why does cialis use bathtubs time release cialis scary movie 4 viagra youtube viagra prescription much online prescription viagra phentermine meridia adi price comparison for viagra cialis 120 mg kamagra 365 pharmacy women take kamagra female viagra does work viagra anti geisha viagra quebec canada cialis tabletten kaufen cuanto dura la viagra tadalafil generic cialis 20 mg pills like viagra for women para que sirven las pastillas cialis can you buy viagra in thailand viagra examples viagra in leicester cialis drug info the price of viagra does viagra work on a full stomach canadian pharmacy for cialis online us pharmacy no prescription cialis 20mg cuando no se debe tomar viagra does viagra lose its potency can you buy viagra guide to buying viagra online pfizer viagra online without prescription prescription viagra singapore viagra side effects stroke what is female viagra called cialis hypotension discount viagra us viagra boy where can u buy viagra from viagra girls bangkok bob dole viagra commercial youtube cialis quit working can i give my dog viagra can you buy genuine viagra online viagra sales in usa generic viagra any good why do older men need viagra cialis water retention is viagra safe for men with high blood pressure can you use viagra every day achat cialis 10 mg cialis insert can women take blue viagra sublingual generic viagra male viagra pills is cialis daily effective pharmacy viagra generic how to get viagra in the us viagra purchase australia use paypal to buy viagra zenegra viagra viagra for sale in florida precio del cialis en chile brand cialis purchase comprar cialis mastercard getting viagra in japan readily available alternatives to viagra nz viagra prices subaction showcomments cialis smile online do you need a prescription for viagra online how much does 1 viagra pill cost where can i buy viagra in edinburgh levitra discount coupon viagra kaina como tomar levitra 10 mg virus viagra where is generic viagra made viagra rosa per donne where do i get viagra from viagra tablets benefits viagra or testosterone whats a natural viagra best viagra tablets viagra price in europe comprar cialis generico estados unidos donde puedo comprar la pastilla cialis side effects cialis alcohol viagra pillen te koop prices on viagra in us what is levitra 20mg kamagra jelly pattaya where to buy levitra online viagra phone orders costco pharmacy cialis price price cialis daily use viagra a montreal viagra 25 mg price in india costo del viagra en chile buy genuine viagra usa buy excel herbal viagra viagra aucun effet viagra philippines prices viagra vyvanse medikament viagra how long does kamagra work viagra cialis ultram viagra vioxx xenical kamagra 100 wirkung viagra as recreational drug using viagra for pregnancy viagra feminin forum viagra pas cher france viagra pills from canada women who have tried viagra kamagra images pastillas como la viagra type web cialis prescription for viagra ireland pfizer viagra 50 fastest viagra shipping viagra frau kaufen long term side effects viagra use que viagra comprar generic generic cialis pills cod viagra wann nehmen soft gel viagra legally buy viagra online viagra buy with paypal viagra vietnam buy generic money order viagra purchase viagra online india viagra condom release date viagra dosierung forum viagra australia information best online cialis pharmacy how hard is it to get viagra split viagra pill cialis 10mg side effects silagra viagra where to order cialis online safe viagra over night shipping does viagra cause birth defects brand viagra best viagra hinta suomessa viagra 10 mg dose pumpkin seeds natural viagra maryland cialis tadalafil viagra thailand pharmacy viagra viagra cocktail recipe quick delivery viagra much does viagra cost cvs where can buy viagra in the uk cialis 5 10 20 viagra consequences generic cialis 20 mg uk commande viagra pfizer kamagra jelly next day delivery uk side effects of cialis 20mg onde comprar viagra barato viagras head office in toronto la pastilla cialis funciona cialis 20 mg 2 tablet viagra cheap au cialis 100mg kaufen taking viagra at 21 viagra rape does walmart carry viagra gold viagra yan etkileri viagra maximum effect can you buy viagra in italy when will legal generic viagra be available generic cialis india pharmacy buy viagra uk pharmacy is viagra legal in canada cialis bph dosage watermelon viagra effect how much viagra cialis vision side effects pink viagra for men viagra online bestellen zonder recept cialis 5mg nebenwirkungen herbal viagra ebay buy cialis online with a prescription seagra viagra cheap kamagra 100mg viagra uk sale can i buy viagra in boots equivalent viagra pour femme sp cialis es de v lo cialis vente libre pharmacie levitra online pharmacy womens viagra pink pill viagra and warfarin levitra 10mg preise pfizer viagra patent extension canadian viagra order buy daily dose cialis viagra facebook viagra australian supplier manforce vs viagra where to buy viagra in malaysia viagra interaction clonidine hcl generic cialis facts is cialis otc taking viagra after ejaculation erfahrung mit levitra generika how to get a viagra prescription from your doctor viagra tablets india price bijwerkingen van viagra cialis generico pago paypal avodart and viagra levitra headache prevention buy cialis egypt like viagra but safe viagra lasts does viagra work when you're drunk buy cialis online in nz generisches viagra super active can i buy viagra at boots viagra psychological dependence travelling overseas with viagra betablocker und viagra can girl take viagra lowest price viagra check money order advantages using viagra viagra how much should i take where to buy legitimate viagra viagra how long before it works buy viagra ottawa cual es la mejor viagra natural buy online uk viagra boots cialis cost 100mg viagra effects losartan vs viagra dabur viagra cheapest cialis review cheapest pharmacy cialis se puede tomar cialis y alcohol preis cialis schweiz does cialis raise your blood pressure forum prix du viagra england cialis pfizer patent expiration viagra 16 year old viagra viagra and discovery viagra treats generico viagra brasil female pink viagra does work kamagra oral jelly romania usa online pharmacy levitra 10 mgs us drugs store cheap viagra can you buy viagra in the usa viagra prezzo svizzera es perjudicial tomar viagra sale viagra usa viagra other names cialis generique sans ordonnance target pharmacy levitra for pde5 viagra sildenafil is a will viagra lose potency after sitting cialis with coffee cialis online france cialis dose cost difference between cialis and cialis super active buying viagra online illega where can i buy cialis in australia with paypal nitroglycerin viagra interaction viagra ne kosove viagra para la mujer casero cialis in italy cialis order from canada levitra costo viagra utilizzo where to buy kamagra in the uk sildenafil cialis generico order viagra next day shipping concorrentes do viagra viagrausa free viagra no prescription normal price for viagra viagra c-ring herbal alternative for viagra carlos herrera y la viagra viagra in kl where to buy viagra 100mg viagra odt new levitra pharmacy information viagra u beogradu viagra made in usa market price of viagra pfizer india viagra price venta de viagra en farmacias de lima viagra groups purchase viagra with prescription fed ex cialis viagra makati good food instead of viagra viagra shops in pune buying viagra in malaysia sell kamagra online cialis 20g where to buy viagra in vancouver bc kamagra effervescent 100 viagra aus spanien bestellen viagra falls wiki viagra popytka no 5 first time viagra stories viagra from india reviews is it safe to crush viagra viagra and macular degeneration cialis while trying to get pregnant is viagra really good mexico pharmacy cialis generico viagra portugal kamagra opinie forum viagra prescription private best price levitra 20 mg does viagra increase your size soft tab cialis pharmacy online usa bester preis cialis 20mg how to get viagra in ireland patent expiration viagra generic sale viagra refractory cialis taking viagra with food viagra aussehen does viagra increase sensitivity viagra in thailand kaufen can i buy viagra in ireland cialis el salvador mixing percocet and viagra viagra good morning papa live what to do when viagra doesn't work how much is a prescription for viagra buy viagra in pune kamagra in australia levitra generika billig cialis 20mg cena vergelijking cialis kamagra maker of cialis is it easy to get a prescription for viagra low cost generic generic cialis pills getting viagra prescription online where to get levitra buy viagra in brazil viagra in der apotheke brand viagra in canada expired viagra risk generic viagra pharmacies maximum daily dose of cialis viagra pour femme au maroc viagra dapoxetine buy levitra thailand cialis sans ordonnance paris order generic viagra no prescription viagra alcohol side effects crushed up viagra need viagra pfizer coupons viagra wedding viagra kamagra jelly forum propecia y viagra buy viagra online' price cialis india 20mg cialis buy cuanto tarda el viagra en hacer efecto when will viagra have a generic buy lortabs online viagra canada real kamagra shanghai pfizer brand viagra online what is viagra taken for viagra for enhancement viagra lawsuits settled in 2010 viagra shenzhen viagra cialis cod viagra in indian market is generic cialis as good as the real thing viagra eyesight side effects cialis on line senza ricetta how long does take for viagra to work viagra xlpharmacy e-juice cialis generiac cialis viagra for girls in india viagra directions use kamagra erfahrungsberichte pfizer viagra ads can i purchase viagra online viagra de venta libre psych episode viagra falls cialis generique discount viagra legal cialis mode d'emploi best price on viagra online how to purchase viagra online indigestion viagra sildenafil kamagra jelly shopping for viagra cialis ear ringing does viagra work for women 2011 viagra before training what happens if i take viagra and i don't need it how long do you stay hard with viagra cialis professional legitimate kamagra yahoo les effets du viagra sur les femmes viagra fraudster ordering cialis online forum when not to take viagra tesco stores sell viagra query lowest cialis price online viagra penis pictures viagra rezeptfrei kaufen online do viagra tablets go bad cialis c 200 viagra stiff neck cialis ad 2011 where can i get viagra in canada levitra and flomax together drug interaction internet viagra reviews cialis and dapoxetine canada import viagra into canada identify generic viagra viagra extreme can i get a viagra prescription online buying viagra online nz efectos secundarios del viagra en adultos cialis generique 10 viagra amazon.co.uk posologie du viagra dissolving viagra under tongue cialis 5mg how long does it last how long does 25mg viagra last viagra schweiz rezeptfrei viagra video song pharmacies viagra legit site to buy viagra when does cialis start working cost of viagra at tesco cialis without prescriptions australia viagra koktel where to buy viagra in thanet bringing viagra from mexico buy cialis cyprus viagra voorschrift belgie kamagra soft tabs suppliers performance anxiety and viagra beli viagra di malaysia viagra uk chemist non prescription levitra italiano viagra store lahore buy organic viagra can i get viagra in mexico what is pink viagra e20 pill cialis can i take viagra at 18 viagra via paypal is it legal to order generic viagra online viagra for pigs health viagra medicare no prescription viagra sale cialis rare side effects en donde comprar viagra what does himalayan viagra do levitra how fast does it work carvedilol y viagra cialis tadalafil 5mg once a day how often should i take cialis products related to viagra female viagra and antidepressants viagra doc morris reliable kamagra supplier uk find search viagra pages sites kamagra in europe las pastillas cialis joke viagra label viagra natural instantaneo cialis sell ibuprofen cialis interaction viagra hombres mayores site de vente de viagra peyronie y viagra potency drug viagra how much is a prescription of cialis one inhibitor of cgmp is viagra rx pharmacy viagra taking two 5mg cialis cialis professional wirkung para que sirve levitra 20 mg can you crush cialis viagra cialis store wo cialis bestellen forum cialis side effects delayed ejaculation genuine cialis sale levitra tinnitus walgreens viagra coupons cialis at cvs viva viagra theme song where can i buy viagra in vancouver do i need a prescription for viagra in australia buy levitra san jose price of cialis daily cheap viagra credit cialis en ligne canada oral jelly viagra uk did tom kaulitz overdose on viagra long term side effects kamagra can i take viagra with ramipril cialis 32 kmart viagra price before and after viagra photos cialis generico foro wife hates viagra cheap cialis in usa generic cialis does work cialis safe young men generic cialis patent site viagra viagra what to do when viagra doesnt work billig cialis skinner viagra how to safely buy viagra online levitra maker generic viagra pill viagra pakistan availability female viagra what does it do cheap genuine pfizer viagra viagra find viagra edinburgh search viagra en nicaragua prezzo del viagra in farmacia kamagra store erfahrung long term side efects of viagra best deals generic cialis levitra prostate facebook viagra viagra hardness scale how to use kamagra pills can you mix viagra alcohol buy viagra 500mg free sample of viagra without prescription buy generic viagra online in australia buy viagra pills cheap viagra and neurological side effects when viagra doesn't work any more does cialis shrink the prostate fake viagra pics farmacocinetica del viagra natural viagra ice cream costo cialis 5 mg cialis generika bestellen deutschland pc100 viagra zip file viagra cursor free viagra mexico buy cialis hong kong how is viagra taken viagra display methamphetamine viagra viagra efectos secundarios pros y contras what happens when you take viagra without ed how old do i have to be to take viagra viagra lieferung aus deutschland kamagra jelly online uk does viagra make you really hard picture of viagra kamagra jelly wiki what is the normal dosage of viagra how should i take cialis cialis max dosage bph and cialis viagra polen bestellen viagra brand on line viagra generic capsules levitra advertisements does viagra keep you from coming acheter viagra geneve jelly viagra uk foro sobre levitra cialis resmi sitesi generic cialis overnight cheapest buy pink viagra women what to do when viagra fails buy can reply viagra viagra sin receta farmacia can you buy viagra over the counter in jamaica reviews viagra cialis side effects anxiety levitra price uk acheter du viagra legalement viagra back pain side effect canada viagra online cheap viagra for 19 year old what would viagra do to a girl cialis dallas tinnitus cialis viagra coagulation cheap viagra pfizer www viagra com more drug_side_effects viagra birmingham sta je cialis cialis sans ordonnance belgique can you buy cialis in mexico canadian healthcare cialis buy viagra cheap through online sales do you need a prescription for viagra in europe where to buy viagra in the usa buy levitra at msn cialis fiyat # generic viagra caps average dose of viagra viagra massage koh chang viagra 100mg directions can you buy viagra over the counter in canada viagra sans ordonnance paris peut on acheter du viagra sans ordonnance viagra femme forum natural viagra nitric oxide cialis lilly deutschland levitra with dapoxetine from australia discount price viagra viagra lasts for how long overnight cialis what is kamagra oral jelly viagra desensitize levitra generico da 5 mg legit generic viagra viagra pill effects viagra overnight delivery 1 800 buy fda cialis how soon does cialis work niacin viagra interaction viagra side effects duration levitra product information viagra pharmacie sans ordonnance girl took viagra samantha jones viagra generic cialis online overnight delivery cialis dreams buy cialis with dapoxetine online overnight delivery cialis 20 mg fiyat does food affect cialis legitimate sites to buy viagra how to find cialis informatii despre viagra best sites to buy viagra online viagra memory loss what year was viagra introduced where to buy viagra south africa is it safe to buy viagra online yahoo answers the best viagra for women viagra versand aus deutschland viagra performance enhancing cialis actors commercials viagra discussion why does cialis cost so much viagra over the counter us buy cialis on ebay levitra lasting kamagra direct review levitra bester preis viagra sri lanka where can i buy viagra in england efek samping dari viagra cheap viagra no prescription online tomar muito viagra faz mal viagra instrucciones de uso comprar levitra por internet male enhancement pills viagra afghanistan viagra can a heart patient take viagra prix du cialis 5mg can i buy viagra from canada does viagra effect women online viagra order australia can you get viagra prescription viagra 800 mg how often you can take viagra buy viagra price effective duration viagra levitra film coated tablets strong viagra uk comprare cialis generico italia viagra ne demek viagra price rite aid 10 mg cialis enough viagra and nitrates in th er low cost viagra from canada venden viagra en farmacias product team cialis case cost for viagra at walmart ketamine viagra online pharmacy prescription drug viagra harga viagra usa discount levitra purchase long term effect viagra generic viagra coupon the use of viagra generic viagra online usa tijuana viagra where to buy safe viagra source cialis quel dosage buy indian generic viagra mana nak beli cialis viagra minimum dosage viagra casero does 25mg of viagra work boss royal viagra viagra generic any good como tomar un viagra free viagra newsletter levitra facial flushing buy viagra cheap without prescription buy viagra with money order how to get viagra prescribed sildenafil citrate generic viagra price of viagra in south africa viagra boring pages edinburgh search sites cialis for girls real viagra stories la viagra ayuda a la eyaculacion precoz getting cialis prescription viagra flu-like symptoms what is the best time to take cialis fish oil and viagra edinburgh uk viagra search find posted will my doctor give me viagra viagra effect pictures viagra doctor torrance california cialis interactions with alcohol cialis with dapoxetine reviews viagra pill costume cialis and hemorrhoids comprare cialis sicuro how does 36 hour cialis work buy cheap viagra online us cialis lyrics viagra and generic and affiliate how to get rid of a viagra headache liquid viagra drink recipe cialis 20 vs 10 cialis in holland bogus cialis achat cialis en pharmacie viagra manufacturers doxazosin viagra interaction viagra benzeri haplar bingo buy game online viagra viagra pricing at walgreens what are the side effect of viagra cialis erectile disfunction viagra color of pill cialis stamina rx cialis acheter en ligne how many pills come in a viagra prescription is there a generic pill for viagra cialis vouchers viagra private shop best way to get viagra online viagra ingredients wiki viagra and zinc cialis avis consommateur lowest price real viagra compra viagra costa rica viagra para la mujer 2011 long term levitra use acheter cialis montreal mat riaux sp cialis s louiseville acheter viagra a paris viagra side effects back pain how long for viagra to start working precio levitra 20 mg womens comments about viagra pfizer viagra commande cialis ricetta ripetibile viagra pill shape film about viagra where to buy cialis in dubai cialis next day uk imitation cialis viagra online sell herbal viagra cartridge can you buy cialis online no prescription how does cialis affect blood pressure himalayan viagra for sale taking viagra life threatening kamagra oral jelly effects on women ordering viagra online canada generic cialis nederland overnight shipping of generic cialis what dose of levitra should i take wo kann man viagra bestellen cialis and women use cialis on the nhs buy viagra lloyds pharmacy online levitra tablet buy viagra with check generic everyday cialis levitra us pharmacy 150 mg viagra overdose beste online apotheke cialis viagra for sale manchester vente viagra en tunisie tadalafil cialis made in china taking viagra when young cialis generico en andorra viagra mujeres sildenafil edinburgh viagra chances charles linskaill kebaikan viagra cialis tabs 10mg cialis retarda la eyaculacion best place buy viagra canada viagra 25 mg preis funny viagra photos viagra for men canada does turkish viagra work erectyle dysfunction 100mg viagra uk viagra uk net reviews kamagra chew tablets cialis 5 mg generico mexico buy viagra us pharmacy low prices cheap deal viagra best price viagra us mexican viagra wiki who can take viagra cialis reports cialis generika forum viagra yahoo answers female sex viagra is buying viagra illegal flushed face viagra buy levitra canada online avoid cialis side effects viagra online online a href iframe efecto viagra viagra and the male ego tosh.0 viagra Astros-holic Synonymous

Archive for the ‘Hunter Pence’ Category

10/28/12: Tigers TRY To Win But The Riot Beats Coke In The 10th And Giants Sweep And Win Series

Sunday, October 28th, 2012

I can’t stand the thought of no mo baseball for the rest of the year, so I’m just hoping that the Tigers make a game of it. Even if I can’t actually ROOT for them, if you dig. So in order to kind of encourage them, I headed over to Mama’s, paper catsuit and all. Naturally, Louis The Cat rushes over to miauw all ovah that paper and I tell him that he best not be thinkin of getting petted, let alone sitting with me, unless his team leads. AAAARRRRRROOOOWWWW, MIAOW, he sez, which means, just you wait, sista.

Demi Eff Lovato is in to sing the National Anthem. Naturally, she butchers it. Can someone please PLEASE explain to me why it is now an absolute necessity for female “singers” to refuse to sing the National Anthem as it was written, slowing it was down, changing the key, the phrasing, jazzing it up, dumbing it down? I mean, seriously, WHY is it so important to make fun of the National Anthem? I’m assuming that is the reason behind the butchery. When it first started, with Roseanne Barr, I think, it was supposed to be funny. I had hoped it would end there, but noooooooo…

grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Mama and I decided to listen to KNBR with McCarver and Joe Uck muted out. Trouble is that the feeds are not coordinated, but that’s OK. We were so late we didn’t get started until the second inning. We didn’t miss much of anything.

Ryan Theriot is the Giants’ DH. This tells you all you need to know about the essentiality of the stupid DH.

1st – Scherzer gets 1,2,3. He is NOT getting any low strikes. Cain gets 1,2,3 with a walk to Miggy Cabrera.

2nd – Posey Ks, then Pence hits a GR double over the left-center fence. Then Brandon Belt hammers his first hit of the Series – a triple to the RF corner (that’s a REAL triple), then Blanco and Theriot strand him at third. The wind is blowing in HARD. It looks misty out there.

They are interviewing some female. NOT an athlete, not stick skinny enough to be a celebrity. Of course, they aren’t showing the, you know, like GAME, and the captions say she stayed in the MLB FanCave all season, watching every single game. Which won her tickets to the WS. I can’t imagine living with those creeps in the FanCave all FREAKING YEAR. I’m getting old, I guess.

Jeezus gawd. I just HATE the way they show the WS. Or don’t show it, I should say. I call home, remind kidz to feed the Dogss and let them out in the back yard.

3rd inning – Matt Cain, who has been hommeriffic this postseason, left a changeup down the middle to Miggy Cabrera, who sent it (barely) over the RF wall (thank you wind) for a 2 run homer. Goobah shutout innings, goobah lead. After Mama and I finish yelling, Louis has magically appeared on top of the couch and next thing I know, I feel whiskers rubbing my neck and a paw patting my paper catsuit and I hear MIAORWWWWW. He gets his chin scratched.

4th inning, both pitchers had settled down,1,2,3 – no problem. It’s raining, not that hard. Fans don’t seem to care and neither do the players. I can’t believe that hurricane is causing rain as far west as Detroit. I mean, I’ve heard it’s huge, but geeez.

Call kidz to make sure they’ve let the Dogss back IN the house.

5th inning – Scherzer is cruising, gets easy 1,2,3. Cain back out. Infante singles, but is stranded when Quinton Berry comes up with 2 out and he grounds weakly to Cain – it goes off his glove and Crawford the SS manages to pick it up and throw to first in time to get Berry. Shades of Adam Everett.

Maybe Brandon Crawford should get the MVP for his glove – he’s made at LEAST 7 WebGem plays along with excellent turning of the DP.

6th – Scherzer is at only 67 pitches. You talk about efficiency. Scutaro singles. Panda fouls off a bunch, looks at 3 balls, then swings at a vicious slider. Then it’s Buster Posey, who has uck-sayed all Series, golfs a changeup juuuuuuust inside the LF foul pole.

Giants re-take the lead 3-2. Scherzer is furious. 345 stinking feet and it’s a homer. Could be worse there boy – only 325 to the LF pole at the Box.

Pence Ks looking on 3 pitches – all in the middle of the zone, too. Belt flies out.

New pitcher is LHP Jeremy Affeldt. PH Avasail Garcia walks and Mr. Triple Crown is up.

Matt Cain back out. Can he hold a lead THIS time? And, no. Miggy Cabrera Ks swinging. Prince pops up to Crawford. Cain hangs a slider to Delmon Young and it’s POW, gone opposite field. Tie game.

Giants 3 Cats 3

AAARRRRRROWWWWWWWRRRR, sez Louis. How that damm cat knows what happens on the TV, I do not know, but he rubs the paper on my ankles and then jumps up on my right side – see, he knows not to bother my scorebook writin hand, settles himself next to me, puts his head on my thigh and purrs. I tell him that I might move or jump, depending on the action. He shrugs. MIAUWRRRRK, RROOOOWWWWRRRR, he sez.

So Dirks singles up the middle (no relievers in sight) then Jhonny Peralto is up. Cain is leaving pitches up and Peralto almost takes one out but Blanco catches it on the warning track.

7th – Scherzer back out, determined he IS gonna win this game if he has to finish the damm thing his own self. We’ll see. Blanco singles to right. DH Theriot grounds out and Blanco is at second. And well, looks like Scherzer AIN’T gonna finish this damm game his own self, because he’s outta there for slugger Brandon Crawford. Really. 90 pitches. I look at Louis – you know, a run scores and you outta here too, I tell him. MIAOWWWW, PPRRRRRRRRKKK, he tells me.

Lefty Drew Smyly in. Crawford lines out to CF. Smyly gone and Dotel is coming in to get Great Hitter Pagan to hit lefty. It’s not like he can’t hit lefty. Reminds me of Phil Garner bringing in John Franco to face Chipper Jones, forgetting that Chipper could hit right. I mean, not that Pagan is any Chipper Jones. And he gets Pagan out.

Matt Cain back out – hey, he outlasted Scherzer. Wouldn’t have guessed that. Infante out, Laird pops out on a FB down the middle, Jackson Ks swinging on 3 pitches.

8th – Dotel back out, and he walks Scutaro on 4 straight pitches. Panda hits into a 3-6-1 DP. Scutaro can’t escape the rundown. Posey fouls off a bunch, but Ks, swinging.

Maybe we’ll get lucky and this game will go 21 innings, set a record and we’ll get the fun of watching position players pitch and pitchers field at short or something.

LHP Jeremy Affeldt in to face PH Avasail Garcia, who walks. He then strikes out Cabrera, Fielder and Young, ALL swinging. Really impressive pitching.

9th – Lefty Phil Coke, Da Closah, in. He strikes out Pence, looking on a FB RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE. He then strikes out Belt and Gregor Blanco.

Affeldt back. Dirks Ks swinging. Peralta up – he has got to be the hardest luck guy – he hit a FB right down the middle at least 420 feet to left CF, but it was into the wind and Pagan got it at the wall.  He’s out, Santiago Casilla, RHP in. It’s 10: 20, so I call home to make sure kidz have gone to bed. They haven’t, naturally. I explain the connection between going to bed and video game privileges, and get grumbling, as expected.

Anyway, Casilla hits Infante on the back of the hand and he leaves, heads straight for the dugout – must have broken it. Danny Worth in to pinch hit. Apparently, Alex Avila is hurt and can’t play today. Whoa. Laird grounds out.

And it’s EXTRA INNINGS!!!!

I call home again, to make SURE those kidz are headed for bed. Husband grumbles as I tell him it’s extra innings. He knows the bad news – I’ll be home when it’s ovah and not a minnit sooner. He knows me all too well and I hear the faint sigh.

10th – Coke back in. Riot singles to right. Crawford sac-bunts. Pagan Ks swinging. Scutaro hits a single to center, Jackson plays it on the bounce and Riot beats the throw into home!!! And sorry Phil Coke, Ball three was NOT strike 2 – it was way up and way out. And the ball that Scutaro hit was also up and out and was ALSO a ball, so no complaining. Panda grounds to third and Scutaro is tagged out trying to advance.

Giants 4 Tigers 3

I tell Louis to get down, his team is losing.

Sergio Romo in. Austin Jackson Ks swinging. That slider is FILTHY. Don Kelly in to hit lefty and he strikes out swinging at a FB outside at the knees. No, it wasn’t a slider – too fast. Mr. Triple Crown up.  Slider for a called strike. Slider for a ball. Slider for a swinging strike. Slider for a ball. FB up away fouls it off. “One strike away.” And he strikes out looking on a FB right down the middle. Miggy gets the sombrero tonight. The Giants get the trophy.

At least the Tigers actually made it a game tonight. All the “experts” who said the Tigers were heavy favorites and would win in 5 – well, I guess they all gonna sniff – Small Sample Size. Not, well, I guess I wuz ronggg.

Baseball is now over for 2012. The Giants win the WS again. MVP should be Lincecum or Brandon Crawford. Or even Romo. But no, it’s Pablo Sandoval – it’s those 3 homers. National League keeps winning All Star games and World Series. So much for DH superiority. Yeah – lemmee guess – Small Sample Size.

Marco Scutaro’s postseason heroics reminds me of Cody Ross in 2010, and although he was DFAd by 2 teams before being picked up by SanFran this year, betcha this gets him a contract for next year.

And now, it’s time for me to wash up (get rid of cat hair) and head back home because I have this feeling I need to kick kid asses, get them into bed….

 

 

10/27/12: Tim Dandy To The Rescue

Saturday, October 27th, 2012

Tim Dandy to the rescue!
Tim Dandy to the rescue!
Tim Dandy to the rescue!
Go, Tim Dandy! Go, Tim Dandy!

Voge was droopin  on the pitchin mound
And couldn’t no more strikes be found
Couldn’t get even the simple force
Uh huh, that’s right, of course.
Tim Dandy to the rescue!
Go, Tim Dandy! Go, Tim Dandy!

(Apologies Black Oak Arkansas)

Ay-yep, Timmeh Lincecum, he done it again. Vogelsong had gotten out of a bases loaded jam in the 5th by getting Miggy Cabrera to pop out, and in the 6th, gave up the 4th of his walks after getting 2 outs – yeah, 4 walks, 5 hits, no runs. In c.omes Timmeh, just like in Game 1, strands the runner, pitches 2 shutout innings.

Looks like the MVP to me, especially if he keeps coming in as a high leverage long reliever. Which is very VERY kewl – haven’t seen a pitcher do this as far back as I can remember.

As for the game. Sigh.

OK, we’re in Dee-troit. Motah City. Home of Mo-town. There are plenty of famous singers – Eminem, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent (uck), Aretha Franklin. To name just a few. So why is some drab skinnyass bimbette with a crap voice singing the National Anthem? Oh – she’s some Fox sitcom starlette. Uck.  Yeah, I know. All about the Benjamins.

You know, I’d sure like to know who exactly is this “casual fan” that Fox/MLB pander to who prefer mega closeups of nosehairs, batting gloves, godknowswhat, and all those STUPID megamega slo mo watching the bat swing/ball bounce stuff. Or the interviews with random jerk Foxcom TV starlettes who don’t know a baseball from a golf ball. Or even the mid inning interviews with players/managers, drowning the GAME ON THE FIELD. I know they do stupid crap like this during the regular season, but this is beyond awful.

sigh

I swear I can remember when what most of what they showed during the WS was like, you know, the like, you know GAME. I mean, showing the field, the fielders positioning, guys catching and throwing the ball. Not much nosehair (although there sure nuff was crotch grabbing. I betcha the AAGPBL players didn’t do none of that. I never have understood why do that but it does start early – age 5 months. Trust me on this, I didn’t believe it when I first saw it.)

but I digress…

Really, not real too much interesting in this here game – Hunter Pence was the hitting star. Really. He walked, stole a base (endless stuff about free tacos – and NO, I am not feeding the kidz that stuff), went to 3rd on a WP and came home on a “triple” which was a misplayed ball to center by Austin Jackson. You know how it is – if the fielder doesn’t put a glove on the ball, no matter HOW badly he goes after it, no error. And really, the best it should have been was a double and a 1 base error on the bobble.  Hunter also singled twice.

Tigers have now been shut out 2 straight games. It isn’t just the pitching, they are just not hitting. Prince had a good reason to be furious about that crappy strikeout call in the 4th, but otherwise, no cigar. Actually, Prince didn’t hit that well last year vs Saint Looey, and this year, ohhh, mama. BAD. I mean, seriously, the Astros in the 05 WS, at least we put up a fight, lost by only 1 run every single game – And Brad Lidge lost 3 of those by his lonesome.

Man, here I go, getting all nostalgic again.

I supposed I should make some comment about the Astros new logo getting “accidentally” leaked on a t-shirt in the Academy store. Logo is the old H on the orange star. Lots better than that stupid brick red/pinstripes. Although I was kind of hoping for the old blue/gold – the players really seemed to like that one.

Tim Bogar turned down the position of bench coach after not being chosen manager. Not sure whether or not it had anything to do with the document they wanted him to sign in which he was supposed to agree to turn down any offers to manage that came his way. He’s not going back to the Red Sox neither, apparently, now that they got The One from Toronto, where the players didn’t like him and neither did the fans.  Shrug.

Interesting that this year’s bench coach, Pettini, is being let go – and he was one of Luhnow’s petsy-poos from Saint Looey, too.

Naturally, no other news. Will check out the winter leagues after the Series ends. And it sure nuff looks like it’s gonna end tomorrow. This is like THE most boring Series in, like forever. Tigers might could win tomorrow – it’s Scherzer vs Cain, but no WS team has ever come back from 3-0 to win it all.

But it IS baseball and youneverknow…

10/25/12: Hunter Pence Wins Game 2 For The Giants

Thursday, October 25th, 2012

So I’m a fangrrrl. I admit it. Hunter has a lower OPS than all the pitchers on his team in the postseason COMBINED. But today, Doug Fister and Madison Bumgardner had themselves an EXCELLENT pitchers duel going for 6 innings – each guy had given up 2 hits and 1 walk. And the game was moving right along – as fast as a modern WS game can go with all the ceremonies and interruptions.

So anyway, Fister, who had thrown 108 pitches, came out to pitch to Pence, still hitting in the 5-hole, don’t ask me why. Well, maybe it’s like Tevye says in Fiddler on the Roof – TRADITION!!!!

So it’s a scoreless game. Pence had had 2 ABs already – flied out to shallow center and to the arning track in center – a LOT better than what he HAD been doing, which was flailing wildly or grounding out. He took a breaker in the dirt for ball 1, fouled off a perfect FB on the inside, started at a FB that was RIGHT down the middle, took a slider outside that he usually flails at, fouls a curve, then hits a slider that doesn’t slide quiiite enough into LF for a hit. It’s goo-bah Fister, and in comes his relief.

Smyly, RHP, gives up a walk, then Gregor Blanco, who tried and failed to bunt his previous 2 ABs, chops one down the 3rd base line, the catcher and 3rd baseman stare at it, willing it to go foul, but it doesn’t, and ever one is safe, bases loaded. So Brandon Crawford hits into a 4-6-3, Hunter scores the go ahead run!!!

Fister is informed that strangling relievers who give up a run on the only inherited runner, which loses him a hard fought and well pitched ballgame is not allowed in MLB. He checked with Astros starters who confirmed the news. They told him about all their favorite blood pressure medications and stress-reducing yoga positions.

Very next inning, same reliever back out. He walks Angel Pagan on 4 straight pitches, gets Scutaro staring at strike 3 RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE, then Angel Pagan takes off on the first pitch and barely makes it. Smyly then decides to IBB Sandoval to pitch to Posey. Small sample size decisions ROOL, do they not? at least here, they do. Posey takes a walk, mostly because Strike 1 and Strike 2 are called Ball 1 and Ball 2. First time all night that the ump didn’t call the rule book zone.

Hunter then drives in the security run with a sac-fly the very next inning. He ain’t hittin the ball much, but today it counted.

Not real too much that was kewl, except for the second inning, in which Da Prince was HBP, then Delmon Young hits a double into the LF corner. Blanco gets it, throws a PERFECT beebee to Scutaro, the cutoff man, who makes a PERFECT throw to Posey, who nails Prince on his ass – nice target, by the way. And Prince was trying to slide in, not annihilate Posey. And Prince was barely out, too – just a slightly weak or offline throw and he scores.

So much for the Tigers win it in 5, so much for the – ohhhh this is SOOOOOO lopsided in the Tigers’ favor. At least so far.

Yes, I AM still rooting for Hunter to suddenly start hitting and get the MVP.

 

10/24/12: Barry Zito Hands Verlander His Lunch And Giants Win Game 1

Wednesday, October 24th, 2012

All Pablo and no Pence.

Hunter still has that scraggly ass hideous face hair and is swinging away at crap – not just sliders away, and looking seriously BAD. He took the sombrero tonight. Unlike Pablo, who hit 3 straight homers. Hope he keeps it up – unlike Uncle Albert last year, who sucked the entire Series, except for his 3 homer game. SOMEbody has gotta hit for that team, and Buster Posey looks almost as lost as Hunter.

At least this game isn’t being held in a downpour, like game 7 NCLS, in which the umps, after like 7 innings, got together and decided than any pitch within 1 foot of the strike zone would be a strike so they could all get the heck outta there as the Giants had already killt the Cards 9-0 and I have no doubt that they weren’t permitted to have any sort of rain delay in spite of the deluge. I’m just glad didn’t nobody get hurt out there.

Next question – what the EFF has happened to Jose Valverde?  He was sent in to mopup tonight in the 7th – got Lincecum (in relief) swinging and did his sillyass fist clenching little dance, then proceded to give up a double, 3 singles and 2 runs. his last 3 appearances have been, well, disasters. Maybe he’s injured, or maybe it is one of those – he has been having a run of suck – type thingys. youneverknow.

And Lincecum has been an absolute master this postseason, at long relief – AND at coming in a getting outs with MOB without allowing any inherited runs. His velocity is way WAAAYYY down from where it was a few years back, but he still got 5 Ks over 2.1 IP, which is far FAR better than anything he did as a starter this year.

And Barry Zito – the guy who was completely off the postseason roster 2 years ago, is now starting game ONE of the World Freaking Series. And through the end of 5, looked as if he was gonna get a complete game shutout – or at least a shutout. He suddenly lost control and was getting hit HARD when Bochy pulled him and sent in Timmeh, who shut it DOWN.

Barry

Freaking

Zito.

Well, if he wins 2 WS games and the Giants win another Ring, that giant (hahahaha) contract he got won’t look so bad, will it?

We’ll see if Madison Bumgardner can pitch better than he has the last few times and avoid Kyle Lohse-hood. If not, guess Timmeh will be ready and waiting.

The Giants are still thinking about who is gonna DH in Dee-troit. Hint – it shouldn’t be Aubrey Huff, who is making Pence look like Barry Lamar 2002. At least so far, the Gaints aren’t making it as easy for the Tigers to get their first Ring since 84 as Joe Uck opined. Yes, the sound got turned off then. No, I didn’t turn it back on. Yes, I was at my Mama’s. Yes, she’s still all Up Set about the Cards choking away the last 2 games. Yes, I had to get back home right quick to make sure that kids were actually IN bed because getting up time comes right quick.

Yes, it IS difficult getting in WS games without interruptions on school nights.

10/22/12: In Which Hunter Pence Leads Giants To The World Series

Monday, October 22nd, 2012

This entry is short because I’m having endless computer trouble and want at least to post that when it counter, Hunter came through.

He hit the game breaking open double in the 3rd with bases loaded (you can see he really HAS left the Astros) with 2 RBIs and another run scoring on yet another effup by Kozma. And then Hunter scored a run.

Let’s say that Cain wasn’t exactly good, and the ump called the rule book strike zone, but Lohse was really lousy – lots of line drives instead of walks, this time. Let’s say that yesterday, Matheny really should have started Shelby Miller because Carpenter looked as lousy as he did in Game 2.

At least all the folks screaming that the Cards had no right to be here because they were the #5 ranked team in the NL will get SOME comfort, even though the Nats went home.

 

10/19/12: Barry Zito Makes Cardinals Look Like Yankees – Well, Maybe Not THAT Bad

Friday, October 19th, 2012

Or, in which Hunter Pence is the key to victory. But I’m getting ahead of myself here.

Yankees basically didn’t hit all ALCS, which is 100% attributable to Alex Rodriguez earning 28 or 35 or whatever it is million dollars, so he must be gotten rid of immediately, which will cure the team’s chemistry problem, especially after they get rid of Joe Girardi and hire Tito Francona. Oh – scratch that. And hire Buck Showalter. Oh – scratch that. And hire Billy Martin. Oh yeah, forgot – make that Jack Morris, because He Knows How To Win, ignoring postseasons not Game 7 1991.

No one to play 3rd base – like so what, that is what money is for. They can sign (giggle) Kevin Youkilis – he’s old enough by now.

Actually, I’m wrong. The Yankees lost because His Captaincy broke his 38 year old ankle and breaking his ankle broke the spirit of the team, which can’t win without His Clutchinesshood. Or something like that.

where was I? Oh yeah.

Cardinals thought they had this here series wrapped up last night, when they thrashed Tim Lincecum, who, as a reliever, had looked like the old Timmeh minus about 8 MPH on his FB. After all, Barry had pitched BP his last game and you’re only as good as your last start, right Adam Wainwright?

um,

I guess not.

This happens. I remember Game 5 NLCS 2005, when it looked like we were Gonna Go All The Way and it was Lidge on the mound, 2 outs, bottom of the 9th – and dead silence. At least it won’t mess up the Cards’ rotation as it did ours back when Houston used to have a baseball team…

Anyway, Lance Lynn got the start tonight, and he did ace for the first 3 innings. Then came the 4th inning. He gave up a single to Scutaro, then Pablo Sandoval, then got Posey swinging on 3 pitches out of the zone, then Hunter Pence hit a GB right back to him for an easy 1-6-3 inning ender, only Lanceie-poo threw the ball at the second base BAG instead of the SS, and you had the beginning of the end. Scutaro scored, Lance couldn’t pull himself together and before you could blink, it was a walk, a 2 run single and Barry Zito hammered the nail in the coffin by hitting a perfect, unfieldable bunt to 3rd, scoring a run and it was 4-0 and the completely discombobulated Cards did nothing useful.

They got FOUR runs on 5 hits and 2 walks. Panda hit a solo job in the 8th offn Mitchell Boggs, like, so what.

Should I mention that Lance Lynn also hit into an inning ending 6-4-3? He could have stood there with bat on shoulder, hoping for a walk (not that Zito was giving any) and let lefty Jon Jay try to be a HEro. But no.

The Giants also fielded like they had a team of 9 Adam Everetts out there, too, which wasn’t real too much help for the Cardinals.

This is giving much happiness to the Nats fans and purists, who feel cheated because the Cards are the 5th WC team. The purists are all Up Set because Togers, AL pennant winners, had the worst record of the 5 teams, and they will be even MORE Up Set if their opponent is the Cards, also the worst of the 5 teams. At least the Giants had 94 wins in the regular season. The days of The Best AL Team vs The Best NL team GUARANTEED, are loonnnnnng gone.

And things are gonna be interesting Sunday afternoon – competing with football for ratings. And Ryan Vogelsong, basically unhittable in the playoffs this year, is gonna face Chris Carpenter, prima donna ultimo, who looked lousy last time out, and is dying for revenge. Not that it means he’ll get it, you know.

Hunter Pence had his worst year EVER, by FAR. He’s hitting .105 in the playoffs, and unless he KILLS the ball Sunday, will be hitting worse than The Hated Arod. Yet, you KNOW he’s gonna get a nice fat contract at the end of the season. Could it be with the MFY, to replace Nick Swisher? The Yanks NEED a RH bat – and you KNOW if Hunter doesn’t hit, he’s gonna get serious hell. He could go the the Red Sox, who need basically everything except a second baseman. I’d say he could go to the Cubs, but they are in serious el-cheapo mode, AKA “rebuilding.” He could stay in San Fran – youneverknow. ESPECIALLY if he is a playoff hero (see Cody Ross, who is now the #1 offseason priority signing of the RedSox.)

They sure look like the 2010 Astros, don’t they?

No baseball tomorrow. How will I live?

10/7/11: Berkman And Wolf Go To The NLCS: Pence And Blum Go Home

Friday, October 7th, 2011

What absolutely AWESOME game 5s for the NL!!! And no interference from the pretend baseball league today neither!!! I thought it was very interesting that BEFORE the games started today, that MLB had a pic of Ryan Braun vs Uncle – who were NOT opposing each other today – to represent the NL.

And indeed, the Brewers game was a real nailbiter. Yovanni Gallardo most certainly did NOT look like any sort of ace, but somehow, he managed to get through 6 innings giving up only 1 run, even though he had reached 68 pitches by the end of the 3rd. He was NOT exactly helped by the HP ump, Jeff Kellogg, who has a strike zone the size of his clenched fist – he called strike 3 to Justin Upton Ball 3, although it was absolutely unquestionably in the strike zone – and naturally, Upton hit the next one out. Naturally, Yuni Betancourt – who is Neifi Perez, only fatter and without the glove, drove in the go ahead run in the 6th after grounding out with 2 on 2 out int he 4th.

K-Rod looked terrible in the 8th – walk, K, single, K, walk, groundout – took him 26 pitches and it felt like 46. But he managed to get that hold.

Axford blew the save – gave up a leadoff double, a single and a run on a squeeze – although I must say that on that thre play, he and the infield defense looked like the 3 stooges. But he got a nice 1,2,3 10th and the Diamondbacks closer, JJ Putz, who got a 1,2,3 9th, gave up a double to pinch hitter Carlos Gomez, who SHOULD have been able to take 3rd on a WP, but scored anyway when Nyjer Morgan, AKA Tony Plush, singled up the middle for the walkoff.

He was All Excited for the post game show, said HECK YEAH!!! (well, not exactly “heck” but close enough for this here G-rated blog) a couple of times, said – gotta tip your cap to the Dbax, then said – I just gotta go!!! And this was all live, too and TBS didn’t really have time to, uh, bleep/censor. It was Morgan’s game – he doubled and scored the first run in the 4th. Even though Ryan Braun unquestionably had a great series. Da Prince, by the way, did not.

But you know, it was a short series and when a team only has to have 3 SP instead of 4, anything can happen.

See Cards – Phils. Halliday vs Carpenter – lots of hype and the game lived up to it. Halliday had a roughish first inning – gave up a leadoff triple to the gap to Furcal, then an RBI double to Schumaker. Uncle hit a grounder to second and Schu was thrown out easily at third – BAD baserunning. Berkman reached on catchers’ interference on what would have been a swinging strikeout – Berkman looked really sorry against Halliday all night (then again, pretty much so did everyone else) but Halliday got the next 2 outs without another run scoring. 33 pitches.

And unfortunately for the Phils, that was all the Cards needed because Carpenter was even better – 3 hits, no walk, 3 K shutout. Pence hit 4 weakass groundouts. Ryan Howard’s series reminded me of Barry Lamar in the postseason prior to 2002.

For the entire series, Pence hit .211 and Berkman hit .167 – not real too much to strut about.

So it’s 2 teams from the NL Central in the finals and didn’t none of the “experts” think THAT. Pretty much everyone expected a repeat of the 09 series between the biggest AL mopney team and the biggest NL money team and they both went byby in the first round. NO East Coast teams made it past the first round!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Me, I’m rooting for the Brewers and hoping for a Brewers/Rangers WS but I keep thinking about that Red Siamese cat – wondering if it is an omen meaning Cards vs Tigres repeat of the 06 series.

Nah – that’s silly. There’s no superstition in baseball. Just the hard, cold stats, right?

Texas is the only team without an ex-stro, so I guess I’ll have to back the Tigers.

7/29/11: Goodbye Hunter Pence

Friday, July 29th, 2011

He was pulled after 5 innings for Jason Michaels – he’s going to the Phillies – I’m shocked, SHOCKED.

So far, it’s 3 A ball guys and a PTBNL. “TOP” prospects (cheap) including Zack Cosart, Jonathan Singleton and Josh Zeid. I was kind of surprised that Domonic Brown wasn’t included – but he makes Clank look like Michael Bourn out there. Wonder if these A ball “top prospects” are any better than Astros “top” prospects Mier, Villar and DeShields – who, by the way, are awful.

I like how the Chron guys are saying stuff like how they think those A ball guys will be in the majors next year. Putting a baseball players on a major league field doesn’t make them major league quality players (see Jason Smith). Promoting guys who don’t deserve promotions and can’t hit low A pitching doesn’t prove that your minor league system is getting better.

Not sure who will go next, Bourn, Barmes, Wandy or Myers, but hey we lost with em and we can lose without em as the old saying goes.

I wish Hunter the best in Philly – hopefully, he’ll win a Ring there – goodness knows Ed Wade’s done his best to keep Philly at the top of the NL since he’s come to Houston. And they didn’t even have to pay him.

Poor Jordan Lyles pitched 6 good innings, giving up only 2 runs – was pulled after 6 innings/78 pitches – not sure why.

Bet he wished it was him going to Philly. And Sanchez is an awful defensive third baseman.

7/30/11: The National Media Knows About Crane Wanting To Cut Payroll

Friday, July 29th, 2011

but yet, the local media is tighter-lipped about Crane’s intentions and finances than a dead person.

Tim Brown, at yahoo.com discusses whether or not Hunter Pence will be traded – he doesn’t know, but we ALL know that other teams DO want Pence. (by the way, Jon Heyman says that apparently Pance was told last night that he was traded, but then he wasn’t – Drayton???)

But check THIS lil tidbit out:

“What we know is new Astros owner Jim Crane apparently hopes to machete some $15 million from the payroll for 2012.”

You know how bad it’s gonna be next year and the year after and the year after and the year after when even the national media wonders who will bother to come to the ballpark when every actual major league baseball player is gone from the team and we are left with the Brett Wallaces and Chris Johnsons.

I wish that MLB wasn’t set up so it simply doesn’t matter whether or not a team has actual FANS or even people at the ballpark. But Fox wants Yankees/Red Sox every year and so Bud will change the playoffs to make Fox happy. And those self same Yankees Red Sox will finance the Cranes of the baseball world who will make money on a major league baseball team that only cost him 75 mill – and will make sure he gets his 30 mill profit a year (well, minus whatever debt payments he can get away with paying).

There will be SOME people who go to the park to watch a terrible team (see Marlins, Pirates, Royals, Brewers owned by Bud n Wendy) with corporate writeoffs and group sales and groups of little kids who are actually really interested in junk food and junk-shun jack, that stupid mascot, not the game.

I have said a lot of times that the baseball players THEMSELVES are always talking about “confidence” and they talk about how there is a different vibe when they are traded from a listless lifeless team to one in real contention for the pennant. Miz Teeke and O. Rah show up.

It will be interesting to see if Bud Selig is going to finally realize his dream of a nice low paying iron clad slotting system in which a prospect’s only choice will be sign for amount X with team Y or go to college/back to college/indy league. I wonder if we’ll get more of the JD Drew stuff where top TOP prospects will refuse to sign with a welfare team and take their chances on the next year’s draft. Especially if Bud gets his way and has significantly lower bonuses.

I would guess that there will still be plenty of guys who will choose baseball over football and if not, Latin America and Mexico are filled with guys who would LOVE to play even for significantly less money that they earn now – if Bud manages to get all payrolls down.

MLB and the owners have been getting smarter and smarter at “hiding” income – although they aren’t smart enough to outsmart Scott Boras, and so much of the MLB income has gone on-line and is split evenly 30 ways that as long as there is mlb.tv, there will be plenty of income, regardless of the numbers of people who actually GO to see the games. And this is why Bud and Crane don’t care or HAVE to care about the actual numbers of people who actually Go through the gate.

The Astros have gone from being THE sports team here to being as interesting as the WNBA and yeah, they’re gone. I never see Astros caps/gear and the Astros chatboards are occcupied by the same 10 people – unlike 5-7 years ago. And people aren’t wearing Rangers gear (there IS no rivalry, Bud – don’t bother to tell your pal Richard Justice to try to pimp it because it don’t exist) instead, oh no. It’s the (many swear words) Yankees and Red Sox – and these people are Texans, not from Up There.

And I just made Fox’ day happier…

Oh yeah, guess how many prospects the Astros have on mlb.com’s new Top 50 prospect list?

Yeah, you are right. Zero.

7/27/11: Altuve Drives In His First Winning Run

Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

I like how the Media is screaming on and on and on about Jerry Meals’ botched call at home in the kabillionth inning of the Braves-Pirates game last night bout how we NEED replay, They Have To Get It Right

but

are completely ignoring the fact that Uncle Albert’s “homer” off the top of the wall was reviewed and though it was OBVIOUSLY not over the wall or off any concrete, was “reviewed” and the incorrect call let to stand.

TLR just made sure that Colby Rasmus left Saint Looey – what a surprise – seeing as how TLR made it MORE than obvious he didn’t like Colby real too good – couldn’t get rid of him last year because he was doing too well, but this year, he had to adjust to pitchers adjusting and that was all the excuse ol Tony needed. They got the much traded Edwin Jackson, RHP and 2 1/2 years of Mark Teahen, utility infielder and Toronto got Rasmus.

Carlos The Jackal just left for San Fran to join up with Kepp. This leaves Pence and Bourn ripe for plucking. I hear tell that the Rays were willing to trade Wade Davis for Colby Rasmus – and yeah, I know he’s younger and cheaper than Pence, but youneverknow. Kind of surprised me, tell you the truth, unless they had some place to move Upton because Desmond Jennings is ready. Would be very nice to have Wade Davis because he’s actually a good pitcher.

I hear tell that both Atlanta and Philly want Pence. Not surprised. I’m not real too particularly thrilled with Domonic Brown, tell you the truth. Not sure who else they have to offer, except Vance Worley, RHP – who might be better than Happ, LHP – then again, pretty much anyone would be better than Happ.

Anyway, I hear tell that there are more than a few teams who want Wandy – his salary is not a problem, but Fast Eddie getting anything better than he did for Keppinger is. At least that is what I suspect.

Lessee what good stuff can I talk about?

Jose Altuve is hitting major league pitching. He wasn’t even on anyone’s Astros top 10 prospect list this year. He’s hit in every game so far, and tonight, with 2 out, Corporan on second and Bourn on first, he drove a ball to center, driving them both in and breaking the 2-2 tie for the first Astros win in 6 games.

Last night, Carlos Lee, yes, Carlos Lee made an excellent catch in left and threw to double Albert Pujols off first base. Which was teh kewl. And he drove in the only run of the game. I was thinkin he WANTS to get traded, but tonight, he went back to his old habit of popping out with men on base – left SEVEN guys on.

Should I mention that today, the Cards’ second run scored because Corporan couldn’t catch the ball – was in more than enough time to tag Pujols by 20′ at least. Or that the Astros failed to score twice with bases loaded 1 out?

But I should mention that Froddy pitched 2 scoreless after Bud left with the score tied in the 6th. I should also mention that in the 6th, Bud had his usual inning in which he COMPLETELY lost control and command and began throwing pitches all OVAH the place and managed to only give up 1 run – impressive. The run was unearned because Pujols hit a ball to CJ, who bobbled it – he had learned, I thought, to just hold the ball if he couldn’t make a good throw, but he didn’t and threw the ball into the stands. 2 errors, 1 play – and THIS time, it wasn’t because the utility IF at first had no idea how to catch any ball not thrown right to him.

Tonight, it’s the Wand Man vs Jaime Garcia, LHP, who, in spite of being a really good pitcher, hasn’t pitched well against the Astros. Let’s hope he stays the same. Wandy could use a W. He’s actually thrown well at Busch: 7 GS, 40 IP: 3.83 ERA/1.20 WHIP and a .235 BAA.