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The Astros For Better Or Verse

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

All yall know that every now and then, I go and Weird Al Yankovic some lyrics to make em a lil more relevant to the Astros.

So today, in celebration of my friend and blog buddy Astro Annie, I’m going to start off with her rendition of The Hollies’ “Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress” featuring every (straight) woman’s favorite Astro:

Ausmus is his Name

 
The game went on to extra innings, cause the Cards knotted up the score
Scott Rolen wasn’t happy on first base, thought he’d try to steal one more
Wagner pitching to Martinez, the count stood at 1 and 0,
Rolen thought he had a good lead and he decided to go
Billy’s next pitch was over the plate
Brad’s throw to the shortstop was great

BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look males, stop complaining. I COULD have posted the pic of Brad wearing just a surfboard if I had wanted to. And I promise that the MINNIT they let women play MLB, I will start posting their pics.
But anyway, Annie has written a book of poems about baseball – “Inside the Park: Voices of Baseball.”
She wrote a poem for each guy on the roster, from the closer to the star to the backup guy to the poor guy who tried to stay off the DL (my fave)
 
“I can’t swing the bat and I can’t make the plays
I’m on the Disabled List, 15 long days.
My elbow was sore, but I didn’t complain,
I tried to disguise it and play through the pain…”
She also wrote a few poems about a few specific players, including Mike Scott and Nick Adenhart. They’re just great.
You can get a copy of her book by clicking here (and no Brad in there, I promise…)

He’s the handsome catcher for the Astros
And Brad Ausmus is his name
Without his arm there everyone knows
The Astros would’ve lost that game

The eleventh and Marrero singles, one out and the score still tied
And just like Rolen in the tenth frame, at first base, he isn’t satisfied.
Unlike Rolen, he isn’t waiting, he’s off on Stone’s first pitch
Ausmus’ throw over to second nails him without a hitch.
Then when it’s his turn to pick up the wood
He crushes another one good

He’s the handsome catcher for the Astros
And Brad Ausmus is his name
Without his arm there everyone knows
The Astros would’ve lost that game

Lidge hit Fernando Vina, the first man he faced that night
Ausmus blocked a pitch that was wild, then Renteria flied out to right
Palmeiro fouled off the first pitch, then stood looking at four balls
That brought up Albert Pujols, who started seeing some strike calls
On the third swinging strike Vina started to run
But he was beat by Ausmus’ gun

He’s the handsome catcher for the Astros
And Brad Ausmus is his name
Without his arm there everyone knows
The Astros would’ve lost that game

Friday night in St. Louis, the first game against the Cards
The Astros’ division rivals, they knew they had to play it hard.
Bagwell singled to the right side, Berkman and Hidalgo walked
With the ground-ball-hitting Ausmus due up, everybody started to mock
He took a strike looking, then held back on a ball
Then hit it left over the wall

He’s the handsome catcher for the Astros
And Brad Ausmus is his name
Without his bat there everyone knows
The Astros would’ve lost that game

Whatever Happened To The 2005 Ex-Stros?

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

These past few weeks, I’ve been editing (had to because of the move) the entries I wrote in 04 and 05 – FINALLY done – those fun years we pulled it together after the ASB enough to make it to the playoffs. Amazing to re-read that stuff – 2004, the year we were supposed to be absolutely an AWESOME team, but lacked 1 starter and 2 relievers, and the team stayed at .500 even after The Lousy Jimy Williams was replaced by Phil “Rah-Rah” Gardner, until Roy-O stirred up a hornets nest by throwing at Michael Barrett on yet ANOTHER losing day when his gloves and bats had let him down yet AGAIN and the team suddenly started winning like crazy, but lost to St. Louis because of Dan F Miceli and also because of the failure of Drayton McLane to allow Gerry Hunsicker to get a starting pitcher to replace Andy Pettitte after he was lost for the year.

2005, the year in which we started off with Luke Scott in left – a guy the Organization HATED and couldn’t wait until he had a cold streak so that they could send him down; the year in which we lost every away game but 3 for the first 2 months; the year in which only Morgan Ensberg managed to hit before Lance Berkman came back in May and found his stroke; the year in which Jason Lane had his only full good year (you talk about a wasted career); the year in which Brad Lidge went from infallible to Dan F Miceli territory, giving up homers to the likes of Scott Podsednick in the World Series – which, by the way, I am REALLY grateful I got to go to, as I am pretty sure I won’t see the Astros in another WS in my lifetime…

But I digress…

I thought, just for fun, that we’d take a look at all the guys who used to be on the Astros, see who they were traded for (if they were traded) and how they’ve done since leaving. I’m also going to include a few minor leaguers who are now major leaguers. Please note that I haven’t made any comments about the guys who are “still here” – that’s for my first half review entry.

2005:

 C Brad Ausmus – played until 2008, left as a FA, then signed with the Dodgers for 09: hit .295 over 107 PA/36 games as Russell Martin’s backup. Still smoking hot, too… 
1B Lance Berkman – still here 
2B Craig Biggio - retired after wrecking the 07 season, beatified in 08
SS Adam Everett – was let go as a FA after the 07 season, spent 08 with the Twins (didn’t play much – had an injured shoulder), 09 with the Tigers, will play with Tigers in 2010 
3B Morgan Ensberg – traded to the Padres for chewing gum 8/07. Signed with the Yankees AAA team in 08, had a few crappy ABs when A-Rod was injured - now OOB - never was able to recover his stroke after injuring his shoulder in May 06
LF Chris Burke – traded to the DBax with Juan Gutierrez and Chad Qualls for Jose Valverde. Never recovered his stroke after HIS shoulder injury, neither. Was a utility guy for the DBax in 08, drifted between SanDiego, and AAA for the Braves and mariners last year. 
CF Willy Taveras – traded to the Rox with Jason Hirsh And Taylor Buchholz for Jason Jennings  after the 06 season. He posted a career high 89 OPS+ (.748 OPS) in 07, then went back to his usual suckage in spite of stealing a NL high 68 bases in 08. The Rox preferred Ryan Spilborghs, and let Willy go after 08, and he signed a 2 year deal with Dusty Baker and the Reds – he’s Dusty’s kind of leadoff guy. In 102 games (437 PA) he had a .275 OBP, a 48 OPS+ and 25 SB/6 CS.
RF Jason Lane – traded to the Padres 9/07  (from the minors) for nothing – still in the minors.

1B Mike Lamb – let go after the 07 season, signed with the Twins, got hurt, sucked, spent last year at AAA Buffalo, sucked
OF Orlando Palmeiro – retired after the 06 season
 
IF Jose Vizcaino – let go as FA after the season, signed with Giants, released, signed with WS champion Cardinals, then retired after the 06 series.
1B Jeff Bagwell - anointed as Saint after he retired after the 06 season. Which he shouldn’t have been, seeing as how he cost the Astros 17 mill by insisting on playing in ST that year (McLane shoulda just said NO, but I digress…)
UT Eric Bruntlett - traded to Phillies with Brad Lidge after the 07 season for Michael Bourn – won a Ring. Still can’t hit for spit, but he can play almost every position
C Raul Chavez – not re-signed after 05, bounced around, now with the Jays – still can’t hit 
LF Luke Scott – one of 5 traded to the Orioles for Tejada after 07 – has done well, a 111 and a 118 OPS+ over the past 2 years. Has more RCAA than Miguel Tejada over the same 2 years for 25 mill fewer dollars.
C Humberto Quintero – still here. Unfortunately. Can’t hit and is a lousy receiver.
UT Todd Self – now playing in the indys – last year in OB was at AA in 07 – had .947 OPS
OF Charles Gipson – retired after 05

RH SP Roy Oswalt – still here
LH SP Andy Pettitte –  wasn’t re-signed after 06, returned as FA to Yankees after Drayton refused to let him play Prima Donna and wouldn’t re-sign him. Still with MFY.
RH SP Roger Clemens – wasn’t resigned after 06, returned to Yankees with his former best bud. Now OOB – hasn’t started 10 year service contract with Astros because Roger chose to deny steroid/HGH use allegations by his former trainer instead of getting all teary-eyed and begging for forgiveness as his former best bud did.
RH SP Brandon Backe – DFA’d  last year after 13 innings – brought back after starting the year hurt, severely screwed by Cecil Cooper, who, in 07, left him in 3 games when he CLEARLY had nothing to “take one for the team” as Coop had exhausted his relievers.
LH SP Wandy Rodriguez – still here
RH SP Ezequiel Astacio - went to Rangers AAA club after 06 season, sucked there too, now OOB 
RH SP Brandon Duckworth – signed with Royals as FA after 05 season, spent 06, 07 and 08 bouncing back and forth between ML and AAA, naturally beat the Astros in his game facing us. Sucked at AAA last year

RH RP Chad Qualls – traded to Dbax after the 07 season for Valverde - used as both setup man and closer in 08, closer in 09. Has done well, will be their closer this year, too.
RH RP Chad Harville – put on waivers 8/05 picked up by Boston, in AAA in 06, now OOB
RH RP Dan Wheeler – great setup/closer in 06, had bad year in 07, traded to the Rays for Ty Wigginton 7/07, did great as setup/backup closer in 08 and 09
RH RP Russ Springer – not resigned after 06 season – Tim Purpura’s STUPIDEST move (I don’t blame him for Jennings, Carlos Lee or Woody Williams because those weren’t his decisions, they were Drayton’s) deciding he didn’t want a great 1 inning guy, replacing him with Rick White, who had 10 scoreless games, blew up, then was gone. Springer had ERA+ of 201 for the Cardinals in 07 and 183 in 08. Was league average for the A’s and Rays last year
RH SP/RP Mike Burns – very successful closer for Astros at AA in 04 and AAA in 05 – had 30 relief innings for Astros with 1.19 ERA, but they didn’t want to keep him, not sure why. AAA for Cincy in 06 did well, had a couple lousy innings in the ML, released, picked up by Boston, who converted him to a swing man/long relief. Spent 07 at AAA Boston, spent 08 at AAA Cubs, spent 09  with Milwaukee, spent the first half at AAA, called up after the ASB, won his start against the Astros 8/15/09. Naturally.
LH RP John Franco – the black hole of massive suckage who cost starters runs and wins, who was almost always bailed out by some other reliever, was mercifully released at the end of June. I STILL don’t understand Phil Garner’s massive infatuation for this guy.
LOOGY Mike Gallo – went from good in 05 to horrible in 06, was sent down at the end of May. Spent 07 at AAA Colorado and 08 at AAA Toronto. Now OOB.
RH RP Scott Strickland – Threw 4 ghastly innings. He never did recover from his injuries in the 03 season. Has spent the last 3 years at AAA for the Padres, Yankees and Dodgers.
RH RP Travis Driskill – threw 1 inning in 05, spent 06 at AAA Round Rock, spent 07 at AAA Round Rock, and threw 6 innings for the Astros which I can’t remember. Now OOB.

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9/30/08: The Brad Ausmus Tribute Video

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Absolutely AWESOMENESS!!!

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?mid=200809303574749
Played at the Box on his last day.
Check it out.

9/28/08: Brad Ausmus Homers On His Last Day To Cement Wandy’s Win

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

Ooooohhhhh Brad
Ah luuuuv you so
Never never never wanna letchu go
Wish you could stay here for good…
(especially if you would pose for a few more shirtless pics)

What can I say? When you’re hot, you’re hot. And yes, I know all yall males GLAD to know you won’t hafta be hearing about how HOT Bradley is again. Because by the time his grrrls are grown and gone and he might could agree to leave the West Coast, he’ll be old and gray and he’ll probably have a gut and a chaw like Bobby Cox…

It was a great send-off and I’m glad we had seats on the 3rd base side because it was HOT today, even in my Wandy Astros shirt (yes, I’m STILL the only person I’ve ever seen wearing a Wandy t-shirt. I say it LOUD, I say it PROUD.)
And Wandy was just good. 7 innings, 4 H, 6 K, no BB, 1 GIDP, 83 pitches, 60 strikes. I was NOT happy that Coop pulled him out – just adds to the unfortunate common belief that Wandy can’t finish games. And he looked a LOT sharper than Hawkins and Valverde, too, both of whom look really REALLY tired.

And how kewl was Wandy driving in his first run – and he nearly scored, too, barely getting thrown out at the plate.

But at least the Astros ended the season with a W and a 86-75 record – a lot bettern I thought they’d do.

And congrats to the Brew Crew. Man I can’t see them going very far – in 04 we had Oswalt and Roger and
and
well, at least we had Lidge and back then he’d have those great 2 inning saves.

The Crew has CC and
um
er
well, dude can’t pitch EVERY day. Wouldn’t it be something if he DID decide to stay with the Brewers? And said um, no thanx to Hank and the Bronx?

Well, everyone but the White Sox have at least 2 days off before the playoffs start, so I’m gonna take a few days off too. I’m going to do some analysis and comparison of the Astros pitchers and position players and look at all the ex-Stros too. If anyone has anything in particular they’d like me to write about, tell me.

And yeah, I wouldn’t mind more topless pics of Bradley. HowEVAH did you know???

8/24/08: Bradley Awesome Hits The Game Winning Homer To Beat The Mets

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

Oh Bradley
You so fine
You so fine
You blow my mind

HEY Bradley

HEY Bradley

You waited round all day
Came in and hit it long
I knew Coop had it right
Though some thought he had it wrong

Oooooh Bradley
It’s so lucky that you understand
You had to break the tie
Had to put it in the stands

It’s guys like YOU
Bradley
OOOOOOH what you do
Bradley

- apologies Toni Basil

Yeh, I can hear every male reading this gritting his teeth wondering why on EARTH a guy with an BA lower than Clank’s weight should be deluged with lustful looks/thoughts from bout every straight female of bout every race.

And now our heee ro comes through with a game tying homer in the gloamin (I think that word means at an unexpected time against a good pitcher) to break the 4-4 tie.

Yes, I could say that Ed Romero was really crazy sending Blum from second on Newhan’s hit to shallow right center, but in the end it didn’t matter because even though Bourn walked, Abercrombie hit what would have been a perfect 1-6-3 GIDP.

Anyone besides me wonder why Coop pulled Sampson after 2 innings, 18 pitches, with the score still tied – and not for a pinch hitter?

Randy Wolf pitched sort of OK – 6 innings, 7 hits, 2 HR (both to The Jackal) 3 walks and a WP – he struck out 4, the pitcher 3 times.

Wolf has now pitched 27 games: 7 were 4 or fewer innings; 2 were 5 IP; 11 were 6 – 6.1 IP and 6 were 7 IP. 13 of these were QS: In 8 starts, he gave up 5 or more runs.

He has started 6 games for the Astros, pitching 4.1, 5, 6, 7, 4, and 6 innings starts over 32.1 IP – 38 H, 4 HR, 16 BB, 28 K: 20 R/19 ER: 5.33 ERA and a 1.67 WHIP. This is, by the way, about an 82 ERA+ which, by the way, is what it was when he pitched for the Padres.

In case all yall curious, Wandy has a 103 ERA+ and it was 112 a month ago – he’s had 3 really bad games since…

Tomorrow, it’s Brian Moehler vs Mike Pelfrey.

Moehler has only thrown 29.2 innings vs the Mets over his career started 4 games, relieved in 3 – 3.03 ERA. The Jackal is 9 fer 16 with a 1.401 OPS; Delgado is 8 fer 26 with 4 doubles and 3 HR – 1.187 OPS; David Wright is 4/11 and Brian Schneider is 3/10 with a HR.
I’m actually worried that Moehler might could be getting tired – in his last 4 starts, he’s gone 5, 7, 5.1 and 5.1 IP. AND he hasn’t had his usual pinpoint control. Actually, Moehler has averaged only 5.2 IP/GS – which is, by the way, the same as Wandy.

Pelfrey is interesting – he has a high BAA – .281 and fairly high WHIP of 1.48 to go with his low ERA of 3.86.
He pitched 96 innings in 06 (minors and majors), 152 innings in 07 and 154 innings this year already. He’s pitched an average of 6.2 innings for the past 10 starts with a 3.07 ERA, including a CG his last outing vs the Braves.
He’s had 3 starts vs the Astros, a total of 15.1 innings in which he has not pitched very well. Let’s hope he keeps it up. The suckage, I mean, as well as the baseball…

And please click here to go evaluate the fielding abilities of the Astros players for statistician Tom Tango. Thank yuh verra much.

8/13/08: Lance Berkman Hits A Grand Slam To Help Oswalt Win

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

What a game!!!!!! The psychobilly Cadillac chugs on using spare parts…

Let’s just say Roy wasn’t exactly at his best. He had a terrible time putting hitters away after getting 2 strikes. He went to too many 3-2 counts. He gave up 10 hits, a HBP, 3 walks and struck out only 4. He managed to strand 10 of em, don’t ask me how. It’s a guy getting through 7 innings without good stuff.

Lincecum, on the other hand, was incredible. He walked Blum in the second and I said – well, there goes the perfect game – I was sure he’d get a GOOD 12 strikeouts, minimum, seeing as how most guys on this team swing away and strike out a lot (except for Miggy.) Guys were hitting puny grounders, and the ones that got hit, Randy Winn made great plays on.

Ausmus led off with a walk to start the third, Roy struck out looking on a wicked curve – couldn’t get the bunt down and didn’t offer at more than one pitch (yeah, Lincecum really is that good), then Wiggy got unlucky when Fred Lewis made a great catch on his fly ball, then Erstad hit one of those weird bloopers just inside the foul line in shallow left where neither the 3B nor the LF get to it – and it had odd topspin on it – enough to roll in odd directions before and after it hit the wall, enough for Ausmus to get all the way around from first and score. He’s not Bengie Molina, but he’s not Pence neither.

Sigh of relief – at least we won’t get no-hit. Or shut out. Then Miggy hits a popup that should be a can of corn for the second baseman, but he’s over nonchalant and it hits off his glove, Miggy reaches first and Erstad races around to score the go ahead run.

Lincecum is having bad luck – good grief – one walk, one of those stupid poorly hit bloops that juuuuuust missed going foul, an error, and he’s losing the game. But he grits his teeth and strikes out Lance again to strand Miggy. He gets back at Roy in the top of the 4th – with 2 out, he hits a single up the middle and comes around to score on Winn’s double to the gap in left center. The boy can RUN – didn’t even look tired after crossing the plate. He comes back and strikes out the side.

Roy coughs up the lead in the 5th – gives up consecutive singles to Fred Lewis and Bengie Molina and gets Aaron Rowand to ground out, advancing the runners. Then there is conference on the mound. John Bowker, lefty hitter – .260/.309/.430/.739 vs rightys is up. Should they walk him and pitch to Aurilia who is 6/17 (.353) with 2 doubles vs Roy and has GIDP 8 times in 325 PA? They decide to walk the lefty to load the bases, and it backfires as Aurilia immediately hits a sac-fly to give the Giants the go-ahead run.

Ausmus leads off the 5th and hits a line drive up the middle that hits Lincecum on his knee – he was limping badly and couldn’t continue – was taken to the hospital for X-rays, not sure how he is. Anyway, Yabu, RHP 3.60 ERA, comes in a gets Roy and Loretta out too. Roy gets a 1,2,3 6th (his ONLY 1,2,3 inning) and then Yabu comes back and gets Erstad out, then Miggy reaches on error when the SS bobbled, then dropped the ball – it was later ruled a hit, but it was a clear cut obvious error. These scorers shouldn’t be allowed to talk to the players who call and complain about their batting averages going down.

Where was I?

Oh yeah. Bochy decides to go with the lefty righty thingy and pulls Yabu to have a lefty, Hinshaw, face Berkman and Blum. He’s pretty wild, but he gets Lance out, hits Blum, then after a conference on the mound Bochy decides to leave him in to face Wiggy, who Ks.

Roy, up to 96 pitches, comes back out to pitch the 7th. He strikes out Lewis, but then gives up 2 consecutive singles. Coop comes out, Roy tells him he wants to finish the inning, Coop says OK and Roy gets Bowker to K (see, he should have pitched to him in the 5th) and Aurilia to groundout.

Hinshaw goes back out for the 7th – he gets Bourn to bunt groundout, then he walks Ausmus.

Then Bochy makes a fatal error. He decides to do the righty-righty thingy instead of leaving Hinshaw, who has been effectively wild, in and sends for Tyler Walker, RHP, to face pinch hitter Pence. He pulls Bowler out, sends Aurilia to first and inserts Jose Castillo (ex-Pirate) at third. Pence hits the first pitch juuuust past a diving Castillo into left. He then walks Loretta.

Goodbye Tyler, hello lefty Jack Taschner (pre-game ERA 3.23) to face Erstad, who takes 2 balls, a strike, then fouls off 2 balls, the last of which the 3 fielders chasing decide to let drop because if they caught it at the edge of the stands with their back away from home, it would just go for a sac-fly. Smart thinking. Unfortunately, Erstad sends the next pitch to left, Ausmus runs home with Pence about 6″ behind him and it’s 4-3. Taschner stays in to pitch to Miggy, who hits around .200 with MOB, and Miggy beats the odds and sends a solid single to right to load the bases. Then he stays in to face Lance, hitting righty because we all know Lance can’t hit righty, right? (Ignore 2004 HR derby, managers.) And Lance sends a 3-1 meatball 390′ far above the Crawford Boxes, almost next to the ‘98 flag for his 5th career granny.

Astros 8, Giants 3

Good thing Lincecum is safely in some hospital getting his knee checked out. Poor boy be cracking open his head pounding it against the wall – and by the way, the fact that he has 12 wins with that mostly AAA team speaks volumes about his excellence.

Because then Blum, who can’t hit righty neither, hits a double off the scoreboard – hits juuuust under the yellow line.

Bochy finally trudges to the mound and calls for another lefty, Espinelli. Who promptly gives up a homer to Ty Wigginton, juuuuust out of range of a leaping Randy Winn.

Astros 10 Giants 3

He gets Bourn and Ausmus out to end BP. Sampson comes in for the 8th and gets 3 outs with 10 pitches. Espinelli goes back out and promptly gives up ANOTHER homer – this time to Pence. Loretta singles up the middle. Erstad hits a ball to the LF bullpen wall and Winn makes yet ANOTHER spectacular catch to rob him of a double or triple. Winn is good – betcha HE misses Barry Lamar… Miggy doubles Loretta home. Bochy trudges out to the mound. Tells Espinelli – I ain’t pullin ya. If you want your ERA to stay below infinity, I suggest you figure your own way out. Pinch hitter Reggie Abercrombie, hitting for Lance, hits a single, then Blum GIDP.

Astros 12 Giants 3

Coop thinks Sampson was probably exhausted by his 10 pitch ordeal in the 8th, so he naturally sends in ANOTHER reliever, Byrdak, who gives up a homer to Rowand, but gets the other 3 outs without trouble.

Poor Bochy. Some nights, the dragon eats you.

But I’m really happy for Roy – I remember all the nights he gave up 0,1,2 runs over 7 or 8 IP and came away with a ND or loss, and I’m glad that this time, the hitters came through for him.
And, by the way, no, I’m not being a hypocrite. I have said more than a few times that Wins and Losses are a lousy way to evaluate the worth of any modern starting pitcher, but unfortunately, until they eliminate it as a meaningful stat, I’ll keep being glad that our pitchers get as many W as possible. Even if they are like Randy Johnson in 05, pitch terribly, have a 5.2 ERA and win 17 games…

7/27/08: Astros Take Series From Brewers In Spite Of Ryan Braun

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

It was right after Wandy, who, by the way, was simply awesome, had struck out Corey Hart, swinging, fooling him with a sizzling FB juuuuust a bit higher than Corey was expecting, that #2 son, who had been standing silently next to me for the entire AB (which SHOULD have warned me) said – Mamiiiiiii, I don’t feeeeeel gooood. Sort of like the Brewers facing Wandy, who also didn’t feeeeel gooood, lookin at that nice crisp FB, great curve and rare but very useful changeup – the Crew only managed 3 hits and 3 walks in 6 innings and Wandy Kd 7 and got a GIDP, but gave up a balk (which led to the only run he gave up which he shouldn’t have given up because Ball 1 was actually strike 3…) Where was I?

Oh yeah, I should have moved juuuust a little faster because when somebody doesn’t feeeeeeeel goooood it means his stomach hurts and naturally, most kids don’t tell Mami in time to get to the bathroom in time so there’s a mess you know what I’m sayin. And don’t get me started with how Dogsss are about Things That Smell Bad.

So anyway, I missed watching the Stros do the decent thing and give Wandy a reward for such a stellar pitching performance (AND at Miller Park, I might could add – so much for – he can’t pitch away) by taking advantage of Manny Parra, who Yost left in 10 pitches too long who loaded the bases with a walk, a single and a ROE. For ONCE, the guys actually managed to hit with MOB and scored Wandy a couple of runs. Chris Sampson pitched 1.2 IP, Cecil pulled him with Fielder up to do the leftylefty thingy he learned so well from Phil, then Valverde pictched a 1,2,3 out. Not that it will do him any good, mind – I mean, we’re still pretending that this team is “competitive” right?

Lance drove in his first run in like forever (but HEY, where did the power go???) and Loretta and Kaz drove in runs with sac flies. Miggy, as usual, left all his runners on.
And Saturday, you ask? Why didn’t you write on Saturday?

Well, all yall who have kids know good and well that the only thing that kids LIKE to share are germs. So by Saturday afternoon, there were 4 kids and 1 grown man who ALSO didn’t feeeeeeeel goooood and so I was kind of busy fixing soup and crackers and tea and cleaning Bad Smelling Things before the Dogsss got to investigating. Therefore, I didn’t watch the game until it†was over and I caught the replay. Backe was pretty darn good, considering it was Miller Park, where he gets KILLT – gave up 4 hits, 4 walks and 2 runs over 5.1 IP – don’t ask me why Coop pulled him after a popup and an infield single at 87 pitches, but that’s Captain Hook for you (it’s not like he had trouble the inning before, neither.) Anyway, Geary did fine getting out of the inning, but the next inning, with 2 out and Durham on with a walk, he hung a nice fat juicy curveball to Ryan Braun, who pounced on it like Dogsss on Things That Smell Terrible And Are Full Of DisGUStime Germs. Tie game. And “Brokey” (one more piece of proof that Milo has lost his mind) coughed up the 2 losing runs. Backe can’t win – hahahaha.

NOT that Bush, who is usually an Astros killer, was any good. Miggy didn’t leave any MOB this time – mostly because Coop moved him into the 2-hole, where he went 4fer 4, but unfortunately, tons of runners were left on base – 5 by Clank, who drove in 2 and left 5, and Pence, Quintero AND Wiggy GIDP. In fact, there were only 2 innings in which no Astro reached base and they left bases loaded twice.

sigh

And the bad news is that Michael Bourn hurt his ankle sliding into second – got CS – and he’s been hitting fine since being put back in the lineup after Erstad went 2fer 20 something. Hit great in both the 2-hole and the 7-hole: guess it’s just leadoff that makes him nervous.

Kids felt MUCH better this morning and Husband wanted food for the first time in 2 days, but it was Mami’s turn to not feeeeeeel goooood, so I missed the game this afternoon and caught the replay. I like replays – I miss a lot of what I didn’t want to see anyhow.

Like Randy Wolf’s pitching. He seriously SUCKS. He gave up 7 hits, 4 walks, i homer to Ryan effing Braun – 4 R/3 ER and struck out the pitcher and 2 leftys over 4.1 innings/108 pitches – don’t ask me how he lasted that long. Dude wants to go back to California next year and I hope he does. Woody Williams looked better.

Chris Sampson pitched 2.2 innings, giving up 1 run, for the W. They should put him back in the rotation and make Wolf pitch out of the bullpen because the way he looks, dude isn’t even going to be a Type B FA (translation – no picks if we offer him arb and he walks.)

Fortunately, Suppan was teh suck and gave up 11 hits, 2 HR (both to Geoff Blum) 1 walk and 8 runs. Brad Ausmus went 4fer 4, drove in 2 and scored 2 and raised his average to a studly .248. In case anyone hasn’t noticed, Quintero still sucks. And Clank lets at LEAST 3 balls fall in for hits every single game and he can’t throw out anyone, even from shallow left. But hey, we all knew that.

So we’re off to Cincy – you know, the place where Lance LUUUVVVVSSSS to hit and the place Roy LUUUUUVVVVVS to win- and Roy is coming off the DL tomorrow in time to pitch – after all, if he’s going to be traded, he’d better show that he can actually pitch.

Oh yeah – I forgot – now that we took the series with the Brewers, we’re back on a winning track, hunh Unca Drayton???

And speaking of Unca Drayton, I hear tell he agreed to pay the 8th round pick 3rd round money. Buddy boy must be hopping mad.

And Buzz Bissinger, hater of any writer who doesn’t work only for a newpaper or magazine, complained bitterly that overpaid athletes are taking money out of the mouths of other American Workers. Ever notice that Buzz and his little friends never complain that OWNERS are taking millions from TAXPAYERS to make millions for their own selves and thereby taking it from the American Workers? Or how the OWNERS never donate money to those self same unfortunate workers?

It’s all the players’ fault.

right…

And now, back to bed. I STILL don’t feeeeeel goooooood. And Husband has to wait on ME.
hehhehheh

6/11/08: Just Call It The Homer Dome

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

11 In 8 Blows (channeling that old fairy tale about the tailor who boasted about “killing 7 in 1 blow” and he meant mosquitoes…)
OK

I’ve been calling Polly Yannah and Merry Sunn-Shynne to get them to write this entry, but they won’t pick up. For some reason…

So here goes: I think this is the absolute worst I have ever seen Backe pitch. I would say he “lasted” 4 innings – but I guess I should say that Coop left him in to get creamed – just as he did with Chacon a few days back. Anyway, Brandon gave up 7 hits – 3 homers, 3 doubles, 1 single, 2 walks, 1 SB (to Jason Kendall, fer Chrissakes) and 2 K. He kept throwing FB mid thigh, inner third and they kept getting creamed, what can I say.

I suppose I should point out how all the self righteous media can’t wait to keep pointing out how, now that Barry Lamar Bonds is out of baseball – blackballed, let’s get real here – that there are hardly any homers any more should just watch Astros pitchers.

Either the media is full of **** or they had best come up with some kind of other explanation of why Jason Freaking Kendall is hitting homers offn Tim Byrdak. It’s like Wandy Rodriguez hitting homers off CC Sabathia. And Tim Byrdak, usually Mr. Nails, was so lousy that he actually had to be rescued by – and I am not kidding – Oscar Villareal, who, believe it or not, not only didn’t let Byrdak’s runner score, but didn’t contribute to the homering – or even give up a SINGLE run.

But I digress.
Where was I?

Oh yeah, Brad Ausmus goes 2/3 with a double and 2 RBIs and gets his self tossed by the 1B ump after a passed ball and,

no wait

FINALLY Carlos Lee and Miggy get their bats on – they homer, single, go 3/4 – but unfortunately Lance does nada with his, even if he DID get on base and score a run. And speaking of runs, he’s still leading the NL in runs. As well as OPS and XBH. Just no hits tonight with or without MOB.
But anyway, you can’t give up 8 runs on 5 homers and reasonably expect to win. Which we didn’t, in spite of outhitting the Brewers. Manny Parra wasn’t exactly good, but unfortunately, the Astros were just worse.

And fun fact of the night is that Coop has got himself tossed more times already this year than Phil did all last year.

Tomorrow is Moehler vs Sheets. Wonder what kind of pep talk Ed Wade gonna give them tomorrow…

6/6/08: A 2-7 Road Trip Is Better Than An 0-9 One

Friday, June 6th, 2008

I guess you could put it like that.
This was one of the worst road trips I can remember since the beginning of 2005 when the Astros lost all of their first 19 games on the road except for the one that Roy won at Cincy.

Towles and Bourn were benched today, so can’t nobody blame them THIS time. Cheito Cruz played center and didn’t get to a ball that Bourn would have gotten and it went for the game losing triple. Hunter Pence came within about 5′ of a game winning 3 run homer, so at least he tried.

Which is more than I can say for Tejada or Lee, who are both slumping VERY badly, especially Tejada. He’s 4 fer the road trip with 1 RBI and Carlos isn’t doing much better- he’s 5fer the road trip with 2 RBIs. The only guys who are hitting well are Lance, who has maintained his BA at around .382 and has a 10 game hitting streak, and, of all people, Wiggy. And you can’t win with that, unless your pitcher throws a nono. (oh yeah – and this stuff of getting guys themselves out on the first or second pitch has GOT to stop!!!!! Paul freaking Maholm threw 86 freaking pitches over EIGHT innings. Yeah, that’s it.)

But hey, it’s easier to blame Towles, who must be really nervous now that Brad has taken over the full time catching duties and another catcher was picked in the first round. It’s just crazy for the guy to be wasting bench space. If Coop isn’t going to let him play and learn to hit, might as well get rid of him and bring up one of our hot hard hitting young excellent catchers waiting in the minors – Quintero, Santangelo, House, Paul, Whatshisname… (And sure enough, first thing I read this morning is that Towles was sent down. Now everyone is furious that Ausmus will be the catcher. Like we have someone who can hit…)

Same with Bourn – although I have this feeling that Ed Wade doesn’t want to give up on his pet quite yet. It is MORE than obvious that Cruz isn’t exactly a better choice with bat, glove OR legs, but he’s not going anywheres neither. Nepotism ROOLZ.

I know most everyone has been screaming for Bourn/Towles to be discarded, but I sure don’t see any replacement AND I find it highly unlikely that Erstad will regain his form of 8 years ago – AND not get hurt, either. Remember, he hasn’t played full time in the OF for over 4 years, and he didn’t hit that well either.

Which reminds me, I would like to know how getting sent down is a confidence builder. Because it seems to me that you are sent down because your Organization has no confidence in your abiolity to play at the major league level and you ALREADY knew you could play at the minor league level…

sigh

This weekend, it’s the Cards again:

Friday, it’s Looper (the last pitcher the hitters, you know, HIT) vs Moehler

Saturday, it’s Chacon vs Wainwright(5-3 with a 3.12 ERA/1.06 WHIP – 8/12 QS, averaging a little over 7 IP/GS)

Sunday, it’s Lohse vs Wandy. Wand-man the ace at the Box has best be showing up, because Lohse 5 hit the Astros last week and he’s got a 3.62 ERA and a 1.26 WHIP with 6/13 QS – and his last 4 were QS – and just under 6 IP/GS…

More on the draft after its finished. But it sure doesn’t look as if we got any great players or any bargains.

But youneverknow…

5/15/08: Slugger Brad Ausmus Cements Astros Victory Over Giants With Mighty 2 Run Blast

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

OK, so I exaggerated jusssssst a little bit. But not much because his homer traveled about 20′ further than Aaron Rowand’s. Besides, Brad is now up to 77 homers. Well, for his career, but if you’ve been a baseball player for 16 years and you have a grand total of 77 of em, hey, each one NEEDS to be celebrated.

Lance hit another 400 something feet homer last night right handed. I don’t guess turning him around is really going to do the trick this year. And here is what Roy Oswalt, who seldom has much to say, said about Lance:

“Another key to our recent success has been Lance Berkman. He’s really hot right now. He’s been a great hitter for a long time, and it’s largely gone unnoticed. It seems like he comes up big every year, and, even last year, when they say he had a down year, he still hit 30 home runs and drove in 100 runs.
If Lance had the career he has had so far in a larger market, his name would be all over the place. If he ever hit like this in New York or Boston, he would be the next president.”

grinning

Lance is FAR too honest to ever be any sort of politician.