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9/12/12: Mickey Storey Takes One For The Team

Wednesday, September 12th, 2012

Paid attendance was supposedly 13,000. The few times the cameras allowed a glimpse of the stands, they looked almost empty – reminds me of the way the old Marlins stadium looked. I bet there weren’t even 4000 people there, including the 100 Cubs fans who showed up. I bet all the concessions are closed on the upper levels.

Travis Wood no hit the Astros through 4 innings, and I thought there was gonna be some real excitement. So did Travis, but Justin Maxwell hit a clean single to left in the 5th, then Matt Dominguez, who has, shall we say, cooled off since he left Cincy, hit a ball to left, looked as if it was going to be a double off the scoreboard, only Alfonso Soriano jumped up and caught it. Maxwell was already at third, not that I blame him, and he couldn’t get back to first in time to avoid being doubled off. It was a good play, too. Astros got back at Sori later when JD Martinez threw him out trying to stretch a single to left which bounced off the base of the stands.

Abad lasted 3.1 innings – gave up only 1 run. In the 4th, he gave up 2 singles, then got a flyout with men on first and third. He was pulled with the PITCHER coming up and no I’m not kidding. Travis Wood was hitting .182, he’s a lefty, and Abad got pulled. Chuckie Fick came on and stranded the runners. So neither Husband or I was right about number of innings or number of runs. Ah well. Abad gave up 4 hits and 3 walks and, as usual, didn’t look real too particular good. I mean, he can’t last even 5 innings, so he’s a starter, like WHY???

Whatever.

Of note, the Astros decided to activate Jed Lowrie, who looked, shall we say, rusty. I’m guessing that they’re hoping he looks good the last few weeks so they can trade him because he’s gonna make over 1 million next year and we can’t have that.

Remember yesterday I said how yet another FO guy got kicked out? Well, they’re firing the mascot, too.  Guess Junction Jack, the stupid looking rabbit, isn’t statistically inclined enough or something.

Back to the ball game. Enerio Del Rosario – remember him? The righty who sucks? He got called back up yesterday because you can’t never have too many relievers and Coco Cordero was released, not that he mattered or was even on the active roster. He pitched a scoreless 1,2,3. For once.

Look, I didn’t make the rules. The way things are these days, ML teams have decided that starters are gonna throw somewheres between 90 – 110 pitches/start and then they are gonna have relievers who each throw an inning, unless they need a LOOGY. I know that there are gonna be guys who, every now and then, are allowed to pitch a complete game, or throw more than 7 innings, but that’s just not the modern game any more, as stats have proved that starters decline after 3 times through the lineup and having a fresh reliever in each inning is almost always a better bet.

It’s more boring, and makes games drag on and on, but it’s the way things are done these days. And there is a log of talktalktalk about changing roster size – you KNOW teams want more relievers and a team really HAS to have 12 position players minimum – an extra catcher, a righty and a lefty PH and an extra infielder. Some teams are complaining about expanded rosters in September and want that stopped, seeing as how half the teams are now in the playoffs and those extra AAA guys just might could affect a playoff race and it’s even worse if your minor league teams are playing in the minor league postseason and can’t come up and healp the ML team right away.

Where was I?

Froddy came in to start the 7th – he REALLY looks tired, no surprise. 65 appearances, 59 IP. He gave up a single, then screwed up an easy grounder to allow a runner to reach instead of getting an out, so naturally, the runner who should have been out scores. His own darn fault.

Mickey Storey came in to pitch the 8th. He’s been one of the Astros very few success Storey’s (hahahaha) this dismal year. He got an out, then Dave Sappelt, one of their career minor leaguers getting a chance seeing as how the Cubs are now going cheap, just like us, hit a screaming line drive back up the middle which bounced off Mickey’s shoulder, then hit him in what looked like his right jaw or cheekbone. Still no word on what exactly is/isn’t broke, but I don’t see how you could take a line drive in in the face and not have SOMEthing injured. At least it isn’t his brain, like poor Brandon McCarthy – the brain appears to be working just fine, but who knows what else is/isn’t working and how long his rehab will be. At least, unlike Bryce Florie, it wasn’t his eye and he can still see.

Jose Valdez came in and gave up his run. Rhiner Cruz pitched the 9th, gave up a double, then a run because Chris Snyder couldn’t make a decent throw to third when the runner tried to steal. Jeezus. I never thought I’d miss Quintero and Towles this much.

Not much to say about hitting except that Brandon Barnes was the hitting star of the night – he seemed to be the only guy who was seeing Wood’s pitches, and his 10 pitch AB in the 10th finally drove him from the game. I hope Brandon really picks it up this last few weeks, as I’d really like to see an Original Astro succeed. Anyway, Stros loaded the bases, had 2 out, and JD Martinez Kd swinging. Usual Astro suckage.

So we are now at 97 losses and are a shoo-in to be the first to reach 100 L, and hopefully, even the 110 mark. Eat our dust, Cubbie fools!!!!!

Phils are coming in and they’ve won 7 straight. Lucas Harrell is facing righty Tyler Cloyd, who is a 26 year old righty who was supposed to be organizational filler, picked int he 18th round of the 08 draft, until the Phils ran out of starters. Interesting because he looked pretty darn good at both AA and AAA – threw 22 games with a 2.35 ERA/1.007 WHIP. Guesss the Prospect People weren’t impressed with his 5.9 K/9 and figure his 6.7 H/9 is just BABIP flukyness. He always had a low walk rate – 2.0/9 IP for his minor league career.

So youneverknow. Phils finally have managed to pull their record over .500, Holliday and Lee are starting to pitch decently, and Kyle Kendrick has been their ace the second half. Youneverknow…

8/7/12: Brandon Barnes, Welcome To The Astros

Tuesday, August 7th, 2012

I would have said welcome to MLB, but that’s in name only. He was drafted in the 6th round of the 05 draft, was never a “prospect” but he kept on keepin on and here he is. Health insurance for life, too – just one day in the bigs is all you need.

Anyway, Barnes is a CF – Mary Jane Schafer went on the DL with a separated shoulder – more like a sucking suckage. He started at AA this year because of all the failed first rounders the Astros had gathered from other Organizations (hello Fernando Martinez) and killed the ball with a .984 OPS, so was promoted to AAA and had a .860 OPS over 235 AB, outplaying the AAAA lifers. He played pretty much CF exclusively, had 2 assists and 3 errors in 170 chances. Pretty good. He had his time split between AA and AAA in 2010, had a .739 OPS. The Organization appeared to be big on Jacob Goebberts, but he has suck, I mean suNk into oblivion.

A guy who was supposed to be minor league roster filler, and here he is. I love guys like this and I hope he killz the ball so we can get rid of Schafer.

Jordan Lyles pitched 7 OUTSTANDING innings of 2 hit, 3 walk, 2 run ball. The mistake to Danny Espinoza was a FB mid plate just above the knees and it went into the RF stands. Just ONE little mistake cost him a W, as the Astros had given him a lead on a 2 run CBox homer by Ben Francisco. So all he got for his great game is a stinking no decision.

Whoa – what do I see? Jordan was at 109 pitches, and I thought he was finished, but no – Millsie-poo sends him out for the 8th. Why WHY was he sent out there? Did Millsie-poo really think that Washington, with their great bullpen, wouldn’t send in a PH? Seriously WTF – did he think Lyles had another inning in him? Cmon. Naturally, he gives up a single, THEN is pulled. Oh – he had to stay in to face a RIGHTY pinch hitter because we know that our righty bullpen, I mean lefty bullpen relievers can’t get out rightys. I mean leftys. Or either one.

Where was I?

Wesley Wright is sent out, gets his 2 leftys, gets pulled, natcherilly, and Froddy is sent in to face Ryan Zimmerman and gets him. At least Jordan won’t get a L he didn’t really deserve.

So the question is – can the Astros manage once more to score against the Washington relievers? Ho ho and Ha ha, (as Daffy Duck says to Porky Pig in “Robin Hood Daffy”. I know, I’ve never REALLY grown up – I still think it’s HILARIOUS. Then again you knew something is wrong with me when you realize I’m STILL watching this stupid team…)

Anyway, LHP Michael Gonzalez in – Snyder and Wallace makes outs, then Altuve gets an IF single to third, then steals second. But Marwin pops out and strands him. Same ol, same ol.

9th – Froddy is back out. Can he sustain his incredible streak of 2 games played in without giving up ANY run? And he gets 1,2,3 out. Really. Truly.

It’s RHP Ryan Mattheus. He gets Francisco and Maxwell. Can Steve Pearce hit a walk off? No, it’s a 4 pitch walk. It’s lefty PH Scott Moore to replace Downsie-doo (him belly flopping over Pearce and Wilton is an image seared in my mind – how the heck he even got another day PT I don’t know, but hey, we’d lose with him or without him, as the saying goes, so why pay some younger, maybe gonna be better player? WP and Pearce is on second. Cmon there boy, let’s get a hit and win this thing NOW. But nope, it’s an IBB after the WP. Barnes has already been pulled, so he can’t be the HEro.

So it’s Bogu in to PH and I want SO much for him to win this ballgame for us. But no. Another groundout.

We’re now in extra innings and the Astros are ofer extra innings this year. Not real too surprised, are we, given that we are last in hitting and pitching in the NL. Probably in the ML.

10th – in comes Wilton – hey, the closer in a tie game in the 10th. He’s in to face the 7th, 8th and 9th hitter. Which I don’t get, but hey, I’m not the manager. Two outs, then a double to PH Chad Tracy, who I didn’t even know was still in the majors. I see he was in Japan last year, and this year, as had 55 AB over 37 games with a 112 OPS+ or .795 OPS, whichever you prefer. But Wilton strands him.

It’s lefty Tom Gorzellany to face Snyder, who walks (HE ain’t gonna be stealin no nothin) and again, it’s Lucas Harrell in to pinch run. And no, HE ain’t gonna be stealin no nothin neither. Wallace is BUNTING??? Are you *($!ing KIDDING ME??? Well, I guess a sac bunt woulda been better than K’ing at a pitch 2 feet outside. Cmon Jose, giterdone. Nope, a 6-4-3.

Now what? We’ve been thru Wesley, Froddy and Wilton.

11th – It’s Mickey Storey!! Cmon kid!!! And he gets em 1,2,3!! YAYYYYYYYY

Gorzellany gets Marwin, then, he’s out and it’s righty setup man Drew Storen in to face Francisco and Maxwell. And he gets em both with Maxwell swinging at a pitch in the dirt. That’s what happens when you get homer happy/

Now what? Will Mickey get another inning? I’m not sure that’s a good idea, but youneverknow…

12th: And yeah, he’s back out. Morse doubles, is pinch run for, and then a sac bunt. Man on 3rd, no outs. And Espinoza drives him in with a dribbly single that Mickey just misses, which hits the second base bag, takes a funny turn and Marwin can’t get it. There’s your ballgame. He gets the next 2 outs without trouble, but afraid he’s in for a L, poor boy.

And sure enough, it’s closer Tyler Clippard. Pearce singles, Moore pops up, PH Julio Daniel Martinez Ks and then Corporan walks. So it’s up to Brett Wallace, who has failed every time in the clutch. And he makes a tremendous effort but Bernadina makes a great leaping catch against the LF wall of bullpen and Astros lose, as usual.

Colorado is beating the Dodgers right now. GO ROCKIES!!!!!!!

Tomorrow it’s Armando Galarraga vs Gio Gonzalez.

In case you’re curious, Chris Johnson hit 2 homers tonight – a 2 run and a 3 run. J Happ started his first game for Toronto, gave up 4 runs in 4 innings and lost. What a surprise.