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Astros Hit 4 HR – In The Same Game – And Beat Pirates

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

Well, Casey Daigle, the very definition of a AAA pitcher, got his first ML win since 2004 against what is basically a AAA team.

Keppinger hit a solo homer in the first, Clank hit a 2 run homer in the 3rd, Lance Berkman hit an opposite field line drive 360 or so feet into the Crawford Boxes and then Pence smashed a solo homer waaaaay up the left centerfield wall – hit the support pillar (the one more toward CF) under the Citgo sign, not quite all the way to the tracks. Fortunately, it was all the runs (except for one which was scored on a passed ball) that the Astros would need.

Moehler only lasted 3 innings because he pulled his groin with 1 out in the 3rd. He gave up 2 singles in the second, and a double off the LF bullpen wall in the 3rd, and no runs.

Chacin came in to relieve in the 4th and basically had nothing. He gave up a double down the RF line, then a walk (both of these to leftys), then a RBI single, then a RBI double off the LF bullpen to Ryan Freaking Church, then a stupendous drive to the RF bullpen by Ronny Cedeno, ex C*b, but Michael Bourn made yet another absolutely incredible, unbelieveable running catch on what SHOULD have been a triple. The pitcher, who looks as if he’s never held a baseball bat in his hands before tonight, Kd, then the next hitter flew out to Bourn, who made another nice catch, but nothing near as stupendous as the first.

Casey Daigle then came in to pitch the 5th with the score tied , gave up an IF single, a FO, a K, then 2 walks, but then got Church to K with bases loaded on the 26th pitch. I remember when Church was a good player. He had a smoother 6th, giving up only a single and getting a GO to short, a popup to LF (yeah, Clank go it, but he stood under it waiting for it to come ddown for like 6 seconds) and a flyout to left. Berkman had already hit the go ahead homer in the 5th, so Daigle owes him a steak dinner, or at least a photo of his very photographed wife or something.

Byrdak came in and pitched a 1,2,3 nice easy 7th. Lyon gave up a double to Doumit off the RF bullpen – 6″ higher and the ball woulda gone over the wall, but then he got Church, Cedeno and Delwyn Young out.

Lindstrom, as usual, made it, uh, interesting. Why is the guy so allergic to 1,2,3 innings? He gave up a leadoff drive to the LF bullpen, but Bourn made a nice catch. He got a groundout, but then gave up a double off the scoreboard, then a single to right which couldn’t score because it was shallow enough that Pence’s throw could have easily nailed the runner. And then he got a blessed K.

These guys aren’t quiiiite as bad as the 03 Tigers, but they aren’t ahead by real too much.

Bourn singled, walked, stole a base, scored a run. Kepp hit a homer. Lance had 2 walks and a homer and scored 2 runs. Clank walked (???!!!) and hit a homer. Pence had 2 walks and a homer. CJ had a groundout, a K and hit 2 balls very hard to the OF – but unfortunately, they were caught. Quintero had a single and 2 Ks. Sanchez hit a bunt single and walked. Pinch hitters Feliz, Bourgeois and Michaels went ofer. 11 guys left on base, but fortunately, tonight it didn’t matter.

This afternoon, it’s Roy vs Ross Ohlendorf. Hopefully, the guys will give Roy some run support and Roy will give us a series sweep before Uncle and gang invade the place on the weekend.

Wilton Lopez Blows Brian Moehler’s Win And Michael Bourn Triples In Winning Run To Beat Padres

Friday, July 2nd, 2010

Oh, I know some of all yall roll eyes every time I pimp my boy Michael Bourn – well, tonight he misjudged a fly ball to left center which went all the way to the wall and went for a double. Even Michael sometimes fails in the field. But not when it counts, and

but as usual, I’m getting ahead of myself…

First, the Astros handled Jon Garland, uh, roughly. He gave up 4 singles, 1 double, 1 homer, 4 walks, 2 IBB and 3 runs over 5 innings, 115 pitches. Yes, I enjoyed that.

Unfortunately, Brian Moehler doesn’t have a rep as an RBI man for good reason – left bases loaded in the 3rd and 2 on in the 5th.

Berkman looked like an old, worn out guy with a lead bat – left men on base in the first and 4th and Pence left Bourn on 3rd.sigh

 I really don’t have words to express how painful it is to watch what is left of Berkman – reminds me of watching Baggy at the end of 04/beginning of 05. I keep hoping that Lance will suddenly snap back into form, but I keep watching him swing at pitches he never used to swing at and missing pitches he used to kill.

sigh

I supposed that he’s not being moved in the lineup because of seniority or something – or maybe to not decrease his trade value. And I am surprised how often he is still getting the IBB. Heath Bell, the closer, did, and I seriously doubt that the 2010 Berkman would have been any more effective than Jason Michaels, who left both Lance and Bourn on base with the game tied.

Pence also didn’t have the best of nights with the glove – made a lousy offline throw home on Chris Denorfia’s single to right And Hundley scored from second. Not that Quintero handled the throw well, by any means. And Hunter went 1 fer 5 with a single, but left 4 men on. But at least he doesn’t look as if he has lost his bat speed, as Lance does.

Chris Johnson killed the ball, as usual – went 2 fer 4 with a walk and a run scored. Too bad he was followed in the lineup by Quintero, who provided no help.

Tonight, all the RBIs were driven in by Bourn, Keppinger – who drove in 3 – and Jason Michaels. Bourn, Kepp and CJ sure nuff are driving in a whole lot more runs than the middle of the lineup guys.

Oh – and that ball Michael misjudged in the 5th? Well, it knocked Moehler out of the game, so Chacin came in to get the last out. And you KNOW you can’t send the same pitcher back for the next inning, as the Padres did with Ryan Webb – who is reminding me of Brandon Webb with that vile sinkerball.

And Wilton Lopez sure nuff didn’t have it today and he gave up the tying runs on a triple, a sac-fly, a single, a balk, and then, you KNOW that is was that &*%&#%@! Pest who drove in the tying run. Pest always gets this team good.

Poor Moehler – he pitched very well – 5 2/3 IP, 1 ER, 2 W, 4 H, 2 K. He had only thrown 55 pitches after 4 innings, but lost some control in the 5th, gave up 2 walks and a single and needed 28 pitches to get through the inning. Unfortunately for him, Ryan Webb came on to pitch for the Pads and the Astros reverted to their old swing at the first pitch and get your self out crap.

And, by the way, the HP ump had a crazy strike zone – inconsistant and he calls a LOT of balls as strikes and a lot of strikes as balls. But this affected Garland a lot more than it did Moehler or any other Astros pitcher. I was amused when Scott Hairston was, uh, unhappy when he got called out on a pitch in the 8th which had been a ball all night – of course he got the old heave ho. But he WAS right. I get so tired of the HP umps and their variable strike zones. I welcome our new holographic ball/strike caller overlords – as the saying goes…

Lyon came in in the 8th with the game tied, got 2 outs, gave up a double, an IBB, then got a lineout.

Chris Sampson came in for the 9th after Michaels stranded Bourn and Berkman. I was nervous, but he managed to pitch around the ump’s crazy strike zone and got the 3 outs.

Astros came back in the 10 vs the almost unbeatable Luke Gregerson, who got out Bourgeois, then CJ but then he inexplicably walked Q (???!!) and pinch hitter Navarro (good way to end his ML stint) – remember I told all yall about the ump’s crazy strike/ball calls, and Gregerson had only walked 4 batters this entire YEAR - and then The Hero Michael Bourn drove in the winning runs with a triple to deep right center, which rolled all the way to the wall - and Kepp drove him in with a single to right (Kepp was the only hitter to drive in runs with a man on 3rd tonight) and Lindstrom came in and slammed the door, getting The Pest to popup and then 2 Ks.

Tomorrow, it’s Roy-O vs Mat Latos. Roy is coming off a seriously horrible outing at Arlington and Latos seriously kicked Astros ass (2 hits, no walks, no runs over 8 IP) back on May 7. He’s been keepin on kickin ass since then – he and the Pads have only only lost ONE game in his 10 subsequent starts and he has a 2.85 ERA over 84 IP.

Roy he gots his work cut out for him, even though he’s 3-1 over 5 GS/32.1 IP and a 2.51 ERA at Petco…

Chris Johnson Drives In 3, Gives Up 1 As Astros Crush Colby Lewis And The Rangers

Friday, June 25th, 2010

I was gonna start right off grousing that as usual, Blum is playing at short instead of Navarro, and asking exactly what on earth does Wade have against the Navarro, seeing as how he could have called up Marcos Cabral or someone else if he had just wanted a PR/DR.

But Blum hit well, so looks as if Navarro is not gonna get any starts for a long time. AND although in his one PA he ROE, he had an error in his first chance at SS – catches an easy popup, then promptly drops it. Peachy.

Moehler won his first game this year, although he didn’t pitch near as well as he did last time he faced the Rangers when he gave up only 1 hit (a homer) over 6 IP and all he got for his trouble was a loss. This time, he gave up 8 hits and 3 walks over 5 innings and got a W. Run support is teh awesomeness and last time, he just got 1 run from Michael Bourn, one of the 2 guys who reached base – and he scored on a WP.

Moehler did fine in the first and second – gave up a single to start the inning, but then got 3 outs. At the end of the third (23 pitch inning), he struck out Kinsler looking and Kinsy-poo threw a hissy fit, tossing bat, then helmet, then ignored the HP ump’s order to pick them up and tossed his gloves, too, then HE got tossed. But the ump didn’t make a mistake and had a very consistant strike zone all night – didn’t change for batter or pitcher.

Honestly. Kinsler made an ass of himself. It’s one thing if the pitch WAS a ball, or if every OTHER hitter got it called as a ball, but really. Actually, I would appreciate it if the hitters want to do their sulk-fest, if they would throw themselves on the ground and kick their feet and wave their hands about like 2 year olds do with a temper tantrum. Would provide the audience with a little comic relief – sort of like Sweet Lou back in the old days.

but I digress…

Anyhow, 4th inning started off Vlad getting on base with an E5 on a dead easy GB - CJ just clanked it off his glove. Then Hamilton, who has been hitting like over .500 for the month, hit a single to right. But then it started taking Moehler tons of pitches to finish each hitter. Cruz lined out, Smoak singled, Ramirez hit a sac-fly, Borbon walked and FINALLY Andrus struck out swinging, leaving bases loaded. Man, that was one TENSE inning (for me, I mean.) 25 pitches, 20 minutes. The 5th took 30 pitches, and Moehler gave up 3 singles, 2 walks, only 1 run and again left bases loaded.

It’s the end of the 5th inning and already, 2 hrs and 20 minutes have passed.

Sampson pitched the 6th, gave up a single, a GIDP (it wasn’t Michael Young’s night at all – 2 errors, a GIDP, 3 guys left on base) another single and a flyout.

Chacin pitched the 7th, struck out the side – went to 3-2 counts on each K, and gave up a double to Smoak. I was surprised to see him come out to start the 8th, but I guess Mills wanted him to just face Borbon – don’t ask me why – Wilton Lopez could perfectly well have faced him – it’s not like he’s Barry Lamar or something. But anyway, he singled, THEN in comes Lopez, who gets 2 groundouts, then gives up a single to David Murphy, who must be tied with one of the Red Sox/Yankees guys for most pitches/PA seen, and in trots Chacin’s run.

Lindstrom looked pretty good – would have gotten 3 outs straight if he hadn’t had to pitch to an extra batter because of the ROE. 18 pitches and only one 3 ball count. I’ll go for that.

Tonight, it was CJ night – as he went 4 fer 5 with 3 RBIs. And it was Blum night too, as he hit 2 doubles, went 3 fer 3 with a walk and scored 3 runs and drove in 1. I’d better not be seein no Pedro Suckage Feliz back out there no mo.

He made another error tonight - clanked an easy GB – funny – he makes really good plays to both left and right,actually made a few tough plays tonight, including a nice GIDP, but has screwed up an easy throw, clanked 2 easy balls. He didn’t do that when he was up earlier this year – maybe he’s nervous (I hope I HOPE) but at least if he keeps pounding the baseball, we’ll have someone to send to first if we trade Lance.

And speaking of Lance, he didn’t look real too good with the bat – although he DID get robbed of a blooper to shallow center (which would have driven in 2 runs) by Elvis Andrus, who made an incredible diving catch andhe managed to hold onto the ball, too. But Lance did turn on a Chris Ray FB which was right down the middle and he sent it like 400+ feet to dead center for his first homer this month.

It was also Caballo night, as Carlos went 3 fer 4 with 2 doubles, a walk!!! and 2 runs scored.

And speaking of Clank – in the 7th, Smoak hit a double to deep left center and I was absolutely STUNNED when I watched Carlos sprint out there, get the ball with a quick, agile twist of his body and throw a bullet to second. I thought – man, he even LOOKS younger and slimmer – maybe he’s suddenly decided to stop looking like a rhino with injured feet. And then I rememberd that it is Boojey out there – no wonder he looked so good.

Lucky we scored 7 runs, because we left TONS of guys on base – and left bases loaded in both the 8th and 9th.

And there was some SERIOUSLY lousy baserunning by both Blum and Clank.

In the 4th, Carlos singled, then Blum singled to right. Now I don’t know whether or not he misjudged how far the ball had been hit, or the skill of Cruz as a fielder, but he rounded first and appeared to be on his way to second and was easily caught in a rundown between first and second as the cutoff man tagged him out. Did he really think that Cruz was gonna throw to third to get Clank? Or that the cutoff man would throw to third when he was standing right there? It’s a case of not paying attention or not bothering to check the skills of the fielders and cutoff man.

And Clank, not exactly the best/smartest of baserunners, made another dumb mistake in the 7th. He had doubled, Pence was up and hit a grounder right to the pitcher and Clank was caught off base and was halfway to 3rd. Of course, the Rangers did a lousy job in the rundown and allowed Pence to advance to second before they tagged out Clank, but still, it was a serious misjudgement of the path of the ball.

sigh

But hey, beating the Rangers is good – it’s just that beating them by more than 3 runs woulda been better.

And tomorrow, Josh Banks faces CJ Wilson.

Let’s hope our CJ beats up on their CJ.

Justin Smoak (More Expensive Than Jason Castro) Beats The Astros With A Lil Help From Colby Lewis

Saturday, June 19th, 2010

Hard to decide what to name this entry:

In which Brian Moehler Gives Up Only 1 Hit And Loses (a homer to Smoak)

In Which Colby Lewis, Who Hasn’t Started In The Majors In 6 Years, Throws His First Major League Complete Game

In Which Colby Lewis Faces 28 Astros For 27 Outs Using Only 101 Pitches And Goes To A 3 Ball Count 4 Times

In Which Michael Bourn Saves The Astros From Total Embarrassment By Hitting A Double, Going To Third On A GO, Then Scoring On A PB (Which It WAS, Not A WP)

In Which Brandon Lyon Gave Up More Hits In 1 Inning Than Moehler Did In 6

In Which Drayton McLane Once More Was NOT Sitting In His Front And Center Seat: Is He Afraid That Fans Sneaked In Rotten Fruit To Throw At Him?

In Which Pedro Feliz, The Worst Fielding 3B In The NL, Muffs A Bouncing Bunt That Would Have Gotten An Inning Ending GIDP

In Which Even Richard Justice Is Asking Why Ed Wade Thought That Feliz Was Worth 4.5 Mill And Now That He Sees He Isn’t, Why Can’t He Cut His Losses And Bring Up Chris Johnson (so The Astros Fans, The Few Who Are Left, Will Have SOMEone To Cheer For)

In Which I Finally have To Admit To Husband That If I Wasn’t Writing This Here Blog That I Wouldn’t Bother To Watch This Absolutely Execrable Team – Even Worse Than The 91 Team. Which Was B-A-D BAD.

oh yeah

The title of this entry? Well, Smoak was judged by every talent evaluator out there to be a better hitter/prospect than Jason Castro – but he was a lot more expensive. So we passed on him. And don’t give me the stuff that we didn’t “need” a 1B – you can TRADE top minor leaguers for OTHER top young players. You’d think that Drayton, of all people, would know this…

Tomorrow, Felipe Paulino, hopefully not too exhausted from the last start, will try to beat CJ Wilson.

CJ Wilson used to be the Rangers closers, then the setup guy. He wanted to start, and seeing as how the Rangers were juuuuust a little short of starters, and had no money to buy one, he got his way.

He’s thrown 13 games over 82.2 IP, 3 games with 5 or fewer innings. 65 H, 5 HR, 37 BB, 62 K: 3.48 ERA, 1.23 WHIP, .215 BAA.

Actually, I just might could watch this game because CJ is very HOTTTT. Not good looking or handsome like Bradley Awesomeness, but just HOTTTTT. Got to have SOMEone worth watching.

Moehler Gives Up 3 Runs To The Rox, But Unlike Wandy Last Night, He Gets Run Support And Wins

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

Last night, Wandy gave up 3 runs over 7 innings vs a really lousy pitcher and got a L for his effort.

Tonight, Brian Moehler gives up 3 runs over 6 innings against a very good pitcher, Jeff Francis, and gets a W because there were only 2 GIDPs instead of like 10 or something, although I must say that Lance has GOT to stop hitting all those GB to short/second unless he wants to take the GIDP title from Miggy. Anyone want to guess whether Moehler will be left in the rotation when Norris is ready to come off the DL? I would bet that unless the Astros start losing more, Norris will be tossed on the garbage pile of intermittant middle relief and left to rot while the Proven Veteran gets the starts because Drayton wants fans to think that this Team Can WINNN!!!!!!!

Tommy Manzella LIKEY hitting second – went 2 fer 4 with 2 singles, a FC and an RBI.

I’m just unbelieveably bummed about the incredibly awful draft selections so far. Their selling point is that they will all sign right away. Like Whoopie Freaking Doo. What’s the difference if they sign right away if they aren’t any good to begin with? I still can’t get over them wasting their #8 pick on Delino DeShields, Jr. I also do NOT believed that a guy who is Wesley Wright size was going to go play Division 1 football, neither.

sigh

I’ll review the entire draft as soon as it is finished. And I suppose it would make it fun to put odds on whether or not the Astros will actually pay up and sign Jacoby Jones, the 19th round selection who is a Boras client and wants $$$ or he will go to college.

Tomorrow, it’s Felipe Paulino vs Aaron Cook, who actually isn’t pitching well so far (like that matters when pitchers face the Astros…) but has pitched very well vs the Astros in the past: 4-1 in 8 GS and 1 in relief over 55.1 IP: 55H, 5 HR, 15 BB, 24 K, 22 ER: 3.86 ERA, 1.36 WHIP.

Carlos Lee: Goat For Blowing Moehler’s W In The Top Of The 9th – Hero For Hitting Walk Off HR In The Bottom To Beat Nats

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

WHAT a game!!! After this long season of long, mostly boring losses and watching guys get themselves out on 1 or 2 pitches all 9 innings, these past 3 games have been a real catchup.

I know you wondering why on earth it is taking me soooooo long to write this up, seeing as how it was ovah hours ago. Well, I took the kids to the game during a business day and getting home took a LOT of time. And let me tell you, it was almost empty in there. Maybe at MOST 12 k.

It was an incredible game, which I should really call – see, I TOLD you that fielding matters!!!

I gave the title to Clank today, but it really should be – Christian Guzman and his 3 errors clinch series victory for the Astros. Yesterday, Desmond. Today, Guzman. Their pitchers must be seething.

Anyway, Astros score first. Bourn goes to a 3-2 count, but then grounds out on what looked like Ball 4 (hard to tell from this angle). Then Kepp grounds out, but Guzman, who fielded the dead easy grounder, makes a lazy, lousy toss to Adam Dunn, not the most agile of first basemen, who fails to scoop the throw, and Kepp is safe on an E6. Lance singles. Clank singles home Kepp. Then Pence singles to shallow center and for some reason, Dave Clark waves Lance around – no earthly idea why, because Willingham is no Clank and Lance is out by 10′ cuz the catcher has long since gotten the ball and is completely blocking the plate and Lance runs into an almost literal brick wall. Clark should have put up the stop because Willingham is quick and has a strong arm and the ball was hit into pretty shallow left.

Second inning, I almost fall out when Kevin Cash smashes the first pitch – a letter high FB right down the middle 330′ into the Crawford Boxes. I was so shocked that I almost missed Moehler getting his 9th career hit (and that is over 17 years) and I saw the almost unthinkable – Michael Bourn hit into a 4-6-3 – I think Moehler had like NOOOOOO idea how to break up the DP…

I notice that most of the people aren’t paying that much attention to the game, and are doing a lot of texting/talking and I am the ONLY one with a scorebook. Some guy sees me writing down every pitch and asks me – are you a scout? (Scouting MOEHLER? and this Martin guy and his 86 MPH straight FB? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?)

3rd inning, Kepp hits a looping fly waaay down the RF line and Bernardina makes a fabulous sliding catch – bet it doesn’t make Web Gems – he’s just a nobody on a nobody team in an unimportant game. Then Berkman hits a hanging high curve into the Crawford Boxes, like maybe 350′ – one of those high popups that is an out everywhere else. He’s turned into Biggio.

Astros 3 Nats 0

Moehler gives up a run in the 4th, but is really cruising. He hasn’t even walked Zimmerman.

Yet.

Top of the 5th, Maldonado singles, then, for some reason, the pitcher swings away???!!! and GIDP – was he trying to bloop one over the drawn in infield, CLEARLY expecting the bunt? Shrug. Who knows.

Bottom of the 5th, Guzman makes ANOTHER error with 2 out, and Berkman is on (ominous drum roll portending future DOOM to come…) but then Clank Ks.

Top of the 6th, Moehler gets Morgan to ground out, then (you KNEW it was coming) walks Zimmerman. Mills is out there like starving Dogs on burger and Moehler is out after only 67 pitches. He did incredibly better than I would have expected, especially considering his last 2 appearances. But then I remember from 07 that he needs pretty consistant work as a reliever to be effective, and he hadn’t been getting that, being assigned to mopup.

Anyway, Byrdak comes in, LOOGYs Dunn, then he’s out. Daigle comes in to face Willingham. He Francoes Moehler’s runner, giving up 2 singles, a SB before finally getting that 3rd out. Kevin Cash is really TERRIBLE with throws to 2nd.

Martin is pulled with men on first and 3rd, 2 out, in the bottom of the 6th. Guess Riggleman figures that when you give up a double to Feliz then a single to Cash (a 2 hit night for this guy???!!!) you are most positively ready to be relieved. And Drew Storen gets Michaels out.

7th, Fulchino comes in with a 1 run lead. You talk about nervous. But he gives up a single, a groundout, and a GIDP (from Guzman, which is another way to spell GOAT)

Bottom of the 7th – Bourn walks, Kepp singles, but then Lance, Clank and Pence all get out – no runs. Still the slimmest of margins. I see Lyons and Lindstrom warming up. I hope Chacin and Lopez are feelin frisky, juuuust in case…

8th – Morgan singles. Oh (swear word) cuz with Cash, that guy gonna be on 3rd before you know it. And then Zimmerman is HBP before Morgan can steal. (I looked up Zimmerman and his walks and was stunned to see that he has only 28 in 161 AB. He had only 9 through May 19 and since then, has been walked in every game except one – weird…)

 2 on, no out. Here we go again. But Dunn Ks and Wilingham GIDP and it’s still Astros 3 Nats 2. We NEED to get some more runs.

But no. Tyler Clippard comes in and gets Feliz, Manz and Cash out.

9th – it’s Matt Lindstrom. And he’s been not real too good for a week now – as I said before, reminds me of Brad Lidge 06. Poor control of the FB and can’t throw the slider for strikes. Ian Desmond comes in to PH – he goes to 1-2, then fouls off a couple, takes a couple balls, goes to 3-2. And then he swings through Ball 4, tries to pretend it was a checked swing, but he’s OUT. Adam Kennedy swings at the first pitch and Berkman makes a nice leaping catch of the screaming liner. 2 out. Kidssss are screaming. I’m grippin my pen and scorebook tight.

Mike Morse is in to pinch hit. He swings through a FB, then takes one for a strike. It’s 0-2 and for some reason, it is Astros policy to always throw a ball on an 0-2 count, (seriously – HOW many guys will swing on an 0-2 pitch out of the strike zone?) so Morse waits patiently. Next pitch, Lindstrom throws a slider that doesn’t slide and Morse hits it back up the middle. Then Willie Harris is in to pinch hit.

This is not Lindstrom’s fault – he throws a great FB at the knees and Harris gets under it and pops it up along the LF line – a softly hit pop that would land mid-field, near where the stands just out. It SHOULD be easily caught, the 3rd out, but Clank doesn’t move fast (what a surprise) gets there too late, gets in Manzella’s way, decides to play the ball on a hop – and of course, Morse will be at 3rd, but like, so what – not Clank’s problem. But the ball bounces over his head and by the time he finishes chasing it around, Morse has tied the game and Harris is on 3rd.

I mean, there is like absolutely NO excuse for not catching that popup. NONE. I’m just SOOOO tired of Clank not bothering to even try to get balls not hit directly to him. I mean, this would be the THIRD out of a 1 run win and he treats it like it is the end of the first game we’re losing 14-4. He can’t be bothered to give a little extra effort??? I don’t even know how to answer when the kidz ask me why he never even TRIES and don’t nobody seem to care.

Jeez.

So Guzman, trying to atone for his previous screwups, singles home Harris and it’s Nats 4 Stros 3.

Matt Capps is coming in and he can’t lose twice in a row to the team he has beaten so many times before, can he?

PH Sullivan grounds out (we can’t be expecting him to like, you know, HIT the ball very often…) Bourn doubles to center. Kepp grounds out. So with 2 out and man on second, it’s Berkman, who KILLZ Capps. Big meeting on the mound and they decide to pitch to Berkman, not Lee. So Lance hits a fly ball to right and there is the 3rd out. Except that it is Cristian Guzman out there (WHY???) and he simply does not catch a routine fly ball. He just doesn’t catch it!!!! It comes right to him, he doesn’t put his glove down right or something, and the ball goes to the wall, Bourn is in and it’s a tie game.

Everyone is screaming.

Except Capps, who is not allowed to, any more than Lindstrom was the inning before.

So it’s Clank at the plate. Capps throws a vicious slider and Clank swings right through it. So he comes back with another one, only, like Lidge, he hangs it and Clank sends it high over the Crawford Boxes and

THUUUUUUUUH Astros Win!!!

THUUUUUUUUUUUH ASTROS WIN!!

We’re screaming and yelling and I’m wondering how bad it is going to be going home in all this traffic and rain with hungry kids. And let’s just say it was Cristian Guzman/Ian Desmond bad – errors EVER wheres….

Tomorrow, it’s the C*bs and Drayton (and the beer guys) will be all happy because the stands will be packed with C*b fans. And it’s Carlos Zambrano, getting to start and he sure nuff does LUUUUVVVVV hitting in this here park, so Paulino better not throw him any cookies…

Rays Beat Astros In Rubber Game 5/23/10 And Drayton McLane Is Conspicuously Absent From His Front And Center Seat

Monday, May 24th, 2010

I was trying to think of WHICH title to use for this here game -

In Which The Rays And Astros Play An Incredibly Long 9 Inning Game And Both Starting Pitchers Are Lousy And It Takes A LOOOOOOONG Time And Am I Glad We Are In The NL And This Hardly Ever Happens Because The Games Was WAYYYYYYY Too Long Lasting Like An Hour Longer Than Usual At Like 3 Hours And 40 Minutes And I Really HATE AL Style Ball

In Which Bud Norris Is Handed A 4 Run Lead In The First And He Blows It

In Which Bud Norris Strikes Out 10 And Coughs Up 3 Home Runs And Only Lasts 5 Innings Because It Takes Him Like 7 Pitches/Batter. AGAIN!!!! And What IS It With That Boy He Just Cain’t Throw Strikes????!!!!

In Which I Realize That Every Single Astros Pitcher, IF He Goes To 0-2 On A Batter, Will Throw A Ball On The Next Pitch

In Which The Astros, The Worst Team In The NL, Score FIVE Runs Off David Price Who Hadn’t Given Up More Than 2 In Any Of His 9 Starts vs The “Powerhouse/Superior” AL

In Which Brad Mills Had Better Tell Hunter Pence That If He Tries To Steal Again, He’s Gonna Make Him Wear A Tutu For A Uniform

In Which Houstonian Carl Crawford Easily Steals 3 Bases On Quintero, Who, By The Way, Wears The Sombrero Tonight

In Which Pedro Feliz Defeats My Plan To Get Him Out Of An Astros Uni By, For Once, Not Grounding Out Weakly To Third, But Hitting A 3 Run Homer Into The Crawford Boxes Which Turns Out To Be The #1000 HR Hit Here At The Box By An Astro Which Means Chris Johnson, Hitting .380 And Slugging .740 Is Gonna Hafta Rot At AAA JUUUUUUST A Bit Longer

In Which Brian Moehler Faces Four Hitters, Gives Up 2 Runs And Gets No Outs (Here And I Thought He Was Only Supposed To Be Used For Mopup) And The Loss

In Which Hunter Pence Hits A Home Run Over The Tracks

In Which Chris Sampson Gives Up 3 Runs On 4 Straight Hits On His Birthday Then Gets The Next 3 Guys Out On 5 Pitches

In Which Lance Berkman Gets The Night Off And Cory Sullivan Is Used As A Pinch Hitter Instead – But Hey, It’s Just Rearranging Deck Chairs On The Titanic

In Which Michael Bourn Serves His 1 Game Suspension For Supposedly Bumping An Ump Who Blew A Call When He Was Gonna Get The Day Off Anyway Because He’s A Lefty

In Which, Speaking Of Berkman And Bourn, I Realize That They Are The Only 2 Hitters On The Astros Who Have A Positive RCAA – Of +1; ONE!!! WHOOPEEEEE!!!!  Cuz The Astros Have 4 Of The Worst Hitters In The NL On RCAA (Lee, Pence, Feliz And Matsui – And Yeah, He’s Gone But The Stench Still Lingers)

In Which I Watched A Game Where Rays Fans Outnumbered Astros Fans And Realized How Many People Associated With The Rays Organization Are Either Houstonians Or GOOD Ex-Stros – Prolly Why Drayton Was Hiding – Didn’t Wanna Hear Jim Hickey Get Cheered And His Own Self Get Booed Because Us Astros Fans Got To See Why The Rays Are By Far The Best Team In The Major Leagues And The Reason Is Gerry Hunsicker Who Drayton Threw Out On His Ear

In Which I Realize That if Drayton Hadn’t Dumped Benny Zobrist And Mitch Talbot For 3 Worthless Months Of Aubrey Huff That We Would Have A Second Baseman Who Is Actually As Good As Biggio Was As Well As A Permium Pitcher And We Wouldn’t Have Had To Waste 5 Mill On Yet Another Ex-Phillie

In Which The Astros Go To 15-29 And Only Need One More Loss In Milwaukee On Tuesday To Randy Wolf, Who Is Sucking Out Of Dodger Stadium To Get The Tombstone Re-posted In The Chron…

In Which Carlos Lee Comes Up With Bases Loaded And Drives In 2

Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

Here and all yall thought I nevah have anything good to say about El Gordo Caballo – untrue. He broke open the nono in the second with his homer over the LF wall, and then, for the first time this year, with 2 out and bases loaded, he hit a single up the middle to drive in 2. This is the old Carlos Lee and I hope he’s back for good.

Husband had tried to get me to agree to turn off the game as soon as the Dodgers went ahead by 2 runs. So we could, uh, find something more interesting.

Man,he being Man. Or is it Man,he being He-Man?

Anyway, so I told him – don’t be silly. You gotta give me at LEAST 5 innings to see if Kuroda is gonna get a nono.

So naturally, Bud gets the first 2 guys out, then walks Manny on a 3-2 count (he should just pretend Manny is Pujols) then gave up a GR double to the far right hand corner to Kemp – and that balls was almost gone, then decided to pitch to Loney – good, I HATE IBBs, especially in the first inning, but Loney drove in both runs with a single. Then, with Blake batting, he steals second – and with a not so good jump while Q bobbles the ball. Blake then hits a single to center, Michael Bourn grabs it, fires a perfect line to Q, who, the ump says, misses the tag on Loney sliding home. Q objects, but looks to me as if the ump got it right. De Witt Ks.

And just like that, it’s Dodgers 3, Astros zippo. Husband carefully doesn’t say anything.

Then Carlos jacks out a 2-0 pitch and there goes the nono. Pence lines out, Feliz pops up and Kaz strikes out swinging – he looks beyond sad. But I guess Ed Wade is determined to keep running him out there, don’t ask me why, he’s got zero trade value. Bud goes back out there and gets 1,2,3 out.

Kuroda gets out Q and Bud, goes to a 3-2 count on Bud, by the way, the first Astros hitter to get a 3-2 count. Then Bourn goes to a 3-2 count and singles, Kepp singles, Lance walks, Carlos drives in 2, Pence beats out an IF hit and bases are loaded again. But Feliz grounds out and strands everyone, but it’s a tie game.

Bud goes back out there. Paul lines out, Manny grounds out, Kemp smashes a liner off Bud’s arm. Dude has been hit on the leg in the first and now hit on the arm in the 3rd. Mills trots out, Bud INSISTS he’s fine, Mills finally trots off. Bud throws 2 pitches which miss the strike zone – by a LOT, then Kemp decides to steal on the next pitch, only Quintero throws him out. Well, actually, Quintero doesn’t throw him out because Kemp clearly beat the tag, but it doesn’t matter because he’s out anyway.

4th inning – Kaz tries to bunt his way on, but grounds it weakly to the pitcher, who easily throws him out. He’s now ofer his last 18. Good grief. They are sitting Manzella, who at least is young and has SOME promise, to play THIS guy??? Q singles, Bud sac-bunts, Bourn GO – almost beats it out. Then Bud goes back out – having some control problems – walks Loney on a 3-2, Blake singles Loney to third, DeWitt Ks, Carroll flies out to right – Pence fires to Quintero, who can’t get Loney, but he then fires it to second to get Blake sliding into second. Double play 9-2-6. Dodgers lead 4-3. Uh-oh.

5th inning, Kepp singles, then Lance goes all Clank and GIDP on the first pitch. sigh. Carlos goes to 3-2, hits a long fly ball just about 5′ foul of the LF pole, then strikes out on the next pitch. sigh. Bud goes back out, and he throws 2 balls to the pitcher, who, by the way, hits like Kaz, and then WALKS HIM!!! This SHOULD have been the signal for Mills to come and get Bud out RIGHT away as there is absolutely NO reason he shouldn’t have thrown 3 FB for a K. Then Martin singles. Arnesberg went out BUT HE DOESN”T PULL BUD!!!

He gives up a sac bunt to Paul, then, with 1B open, Manny is up. WHY WAS BUD LEFT IN TO PITCH TO HIM????? I mean, I can understand pitching to Manny instead of loading the bases and pitching to Kemp, but WHY WAS BUD LEFT IN TO PITCH TO HIM???

So naturally, Manny singles the 2 runs and THEN Mills pulls Bud. Sorry, but that was BAD managing. Moehler comes in, walks Kemp, then gets out Loney and Blake.

End of 5th, it’s Dodgers 6 Astros 3, it’s 10:55 and Husband gives me THAT look, you know the one. So I don’t argue (imagine that) and decide to finish up the replay in the morning. It was the right decision. Except for a Bourn single, the Astros go down limply in the 4 remaining innings.

sigh

I don’t know what to say about Bud. Looks as if his throwing this year is unrelated to his catcher – he shook him off quite a few times last night – or anything else in particular except that sometimes he is able to throw strikes. And he looked off it after he got hit in the arm – but that still doesn’t explain the first inning.

Gonna be hard to blame Manzella. And heaven knows we can’t blame Feliz for not being able to do much more than hit grounders to the left or blame Kaz for being more ineffective than your average NL pitcher. But it’s time to shake up this team. We need to send Manzella down and bring up Kata (and his awesome .759 OPS at AAA). And send Norris down and put Moehler in the rotation. And if Paulino doesn’t beat some unknown lefty from Colorado tonight, who has an ERA over 8, why then, it’s time to send HIM down and put Chacin in the rotation.

RIGHT??? Drayton/Eddie/Tal???

At this rate, we’re not gonna even GET to 15-30 to get another one of those infamous tombstones – not that it would like, you know, HELP this year. Gonna be VERY interesting to see what happens when we get home and the park is, like, empty – except for all those groups who get discount tickets…

RBI Man Michael Bourn Knocks In One To Keep Marlins From Shutting Out The Astros

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

Paulino was Good. And Lousy. And unlucky.

I suppose I should start with unlucky:

1 – CB Bucknor was the HP ump and he has an, um, uh, err-ratic strike zone, to put it mildly.

2 – Clank cost him two runs in the first. Paulino walked Coughlin, gave up a single to shallow right on Hanley Ramirez, then what SHOULD have been a shallow single to left to Cantu – the Marlins 3B coach had stopped him at third, but when Clank let the ball, and I mean he let the ball clank off an EASY grounder and roll into the OF where he stopped bothering to chase it and let Bourn come all the way from center to get it in mid left field – Coughlin and Ramirez scored and Cantu went to second. Had Clank bothered to try to field that ball, it would have been bases loaded, and then Coughlin would most likely have scored on the WP the very next batter. Even if Ramirez had moved to third, Uggla hit into an easy would be GIDP and that would have been only 1 run in.

3 – As usual, Mills didn’t pull him fast enough when he started to falter in the 6th. I think Mills was right to send Paulino back out, as he had struck out the side on 12 pitches in the 5th. But he hit Ramirez with a pitch, and Ramirez got his self out trying to steal and Kaz put an outstanding tag on him (gots to give credit where credit is due) and then Cantu hit a ball to Blum, playing his first game at 3rd and Blum didn’t get himself in the right position to get the ball and it bounced off his glove. Uggla immediately doubled to left – Clank went to get the ball and kind of tossed it to Manzella, the cutoff man, and the ball landed a couple feet in front of him (and we aren’t talking about any great distance to throw, neither, so Manzella had to pick it up and THEN throw to third, so it arrived too late to get Cantu.

There was the usual trot out to the mound, and Paulino then walked Baker on 5 pitches.

NOW it was time to go, but nooooooo, Mills leaves him in to allow a 2 RBI single to Ross, and then a double to Gaby Sanchez. Same as last outing. When Paulino falls apart, he falls apart.

Paulino was very good when he used is Curve for swinging Ks. He was pretty good when he was able to locate the FB down and in. He was good when he located the slider.

He was lousy at putting hitters away when he went to a 2 strike count, even a 1-2 count. He almost always threw the next pitch for a ball, usually not close to the strike zone. Only2 innings he really succeeded at putting guys away was the3rd and  5th. He also had a lot of pitches fouled off, and not too many swing and misses. He needs to be a lot more efficient, as well.

The Astros hit 9 singles and, as usual, no walks.

I need to know why Kaz Matsui, who has only 3 crappy singles this year, was batting second – not Blum. I need to know why Mills is so in luuuuvvvv with Cory Sullivan, so in luuuuvvvv that he always uses him as the first pinch hitters when runners are on. The guy has one hit this year.

sigh

And ONLY Bourn hit when there were MOB. Kaz came up with 2 outs TWICE and left a man on third, and left men on first and second. Blum, known as Mr. CLutch, came up twice with 2 outs and left a man at first and also left a man at second. Berkman, hitting righty for the first time this year, left men on second and third. Clank left a man at first. Quintero GIDP.

uck

Well, good thing is that the Pirates, who got slaughtered by the Crew 20-0 today, are coming in and Roy will be facing lefty Paul Maholm. I don’t guess we are gonna score any 20 runs, but a W would be nice. And I certainly hope that Mills doesn’t sit Bourn, the best hitter on the team, for Cory Sullivan. He should try sitting Clank for him – it wouold make more sense, seeing as how they are hitting as well as each other and Sully can actually like, you know, catch and throw the gosh darn baseball, even if he can’t hit it.

And oh yeah, Alberto Arias, who was so good in the pen last year, is having season ending rotator cuff (shoulder) surgery – and most guys don’t come back from that. Too bad, he looked as if he was going to be good for a long time…

Spring Training 2010 – Astros Pitchers Report

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Yes, I know this is not exactly a staff to boast about, but at least there are plenty of middle relievers. Ed Wade is GOOD at picking up middle relievers offn the trash heap, waiver wire. He’s not so good at signing them as FA or trading for them, however. Interesting that this Organization, like the Giants, in spite of monstrous effups in the draft, has managed to develop some pitchers. And NRI does NOT mean no chance to make the team – remember Moehler and Rick White… Let’s take a look:

Fernando Abad, age 24 RH RP: signed as an undrafted FA out of the D.R. in 021 by the Astros. Started and relieved in Rookie League Greenville (a hitters’ paradise) in 07, did OK with a 4.14 ERA. Threw 76 innings in relief of 3.30 ERA ball at Lexington in 08. Last year, threw 82 innings in relief at A+ with a 4.14 ERA, 1.04 WHIP, low BB and HR and 8.4 K/9. Promoted to AA, started 3 games over 14 IP with a 3.21 ERA, 1.07 WHIP, increased to 1.9 BB/9, but 0.6 HR/9 and 8.6 K/9. Not sure if the change to starter is going to stick, but at least he seems to have some control. Of course he needs more time in the minors.
Alberto Arias, age 26, Rh RP: one of Ed Wade’s GOOD scrap heap pickups – this time from the Rox at the trade deadline in 08. He uck-sayed as a starter, but this year excelled as a 1 inning reliever until Cooper overused him and he broke in August. He spent the rest of the year on the DL, but should be ready for ST. He threw 45.2 innings over 42 games, ended with a 3.35 ERA/1.49 WHIP, 0.2 HR/9, 3.7 BB/9, 7.7 K/9. He should make the ML team – he’s out of options and would have to pass through waivers before going to AAA…
Yorman Bazardo, age 25, RH SP/RP: signed as a FA in 09 after he was released by the (surprise, surprise) Phillies, who let him go after ST. He had a great year at AAA, was the second best pitcher in the PCL behind Bud Norris (would have been nice if someone at RR besides JR Towles and Tommy Manzella had been able to hit the ball, but I digress…) but he had a very low H/9 AND, unfortunately, a very low K/9. It didn’t translate into major league success, as he exhibited poor control and mediocre stuff and he managed only 1 decent game – threw 5.2 innings against Cole Hamels and NL Champion Phillies, giving up only 2 runs. Yes, I know that every now and then, pitchers with low K rates manage to have ML success, but not combined with high H/9 and high BB/9. I seriously doubt he makes the ML team out of ST, but yeah, youneverknow.
NRI – Josh Banks, age 27, RH SP/RP: second round pick of Toronto on 02. He’s one of those guys with a high ERA and low WHIP who doesn’t walk many, but gives up too many hits. He was called up in 07, pitched 7 lousy innings. He started 08 in AAA, his 3rd year in AAA, and when he had 3 bad starts, he was released and picked up by the Padres. He had 14 starts and 3 relief appearances in 08 with a 4.75 ERA, 1.48 WHIP, 9.9 H/9 IP, 1.3 HR/9. 3.4 BB/9, 4.5 K/9 over 85.1 IP (around 5.2 IP/GS). He started off 2009 badly, 3 GS, 3 in relief over 22.1 IP with a 7 something ERA – reduced walks AND Ks and increased HR. He spent the remainder of the year at AAA – did fairly well with a 3.46 ERA, 1.25 WHIP over 125 IP – lowered homers and walks, and increased K/9 to 6.8. He’s one of those guys who has minor league success but has a tough time translating it to ML success. I would guess that he’d be stashed in AAA along with Bazardo.
Tim Byrdak, age 36, LH RP: one of Ed Wade’s scrap heap pick up middle reliever success stories (see, I DO give Fast Eddie credit when credit is due) in ST 2008. He posted a 108 ERA+ over 55 innings in 08 and a 130 ERA+ over 61 IP in 09. (By the way, he is supposed to be the exact same size as Wandy – 5’11″ and 195 lb – all yall look at them next time you can, see who is larger – hint, it ain’t the Wand Man…) Last year, he had 2 BS (both L) and 9 holds. He was used quite a bit as a LOOGY, although leftys hit a little bit better against him: – .700 OPSA vs .640. But that is just year to year variation as in 08, leftys hit .469 OPS against and rightys hit 1.005 OPSA. He is certainly capable of pitching 1 full inning, even 2, and it will be interesting to see how Brad Mills uses relievers.
NRI – Gustavo Chacin, age 29, LH SP: now this one really IS 5’11″ but last I saw him, he was a HECK of a lot more than 205 lb. Anyway, he was signed out of Venezuela by the Blue Jays in 98, had a cup of coffee in 04, then pitched 205 VERY good innings in 05 with a 119 ERA+ but, um, let’s say he sure nuff didn’t repeat his excellence in 06 at the ML level. Don’t know why – maybe he was hurt, maybe he was eating too many donuts, but he spent the next couple of years bouncing between the ML club and AAA, doing lousy. After 45 execrable innings in 08 at AAA, he was either released or went on the DL. You’ll never guess which Organization he was with last year. Yeah – but at least he had a decent year at AAA – pitched well for the first time since 05 at ANY level with a 3.21 ERA, 1.24 WHIP, 8.9 H/9, 0.6 HR/9, 3.2 BB/9, 5 K/9. Like some of the other guys, I would guess that he has little to no chance of making the ML team but would be AAA filler.
NRI – Roy Corcoran, age 30 RH RP: Signed as an undrafted FA by the Expos in 01. Pitched a couple of good innings in 03 and 04, but spent all of 05 and virtually all of  06 at AAA because he has a leeeeeeetle problem with control and giving up almost 5 BB/9 IP at AAA is not good. He was picked up by the Marlins as 6 year minor league FA for the 07 season, kept his ERA down, but couldn’t lower all those walks. He was signed by Seattle in 08 and, surprisingly, pitched 72 decent innings over 50 games with a 3.22 ERA and a 1.49 WHIP (his old walks problem) but only gave up 1 homer – actually, not givein up homers is definitely his strong point – his lifetime HR numbers are 0.4/9 IP. Anyway, in 09, he pitched 19 horrible innings for Seattle (walks out of control at 8.1/9 IP and Ks decreased to 2.8/9 IP, and he was released and picked up by Ed Wade. He only threw 22 innings at Round Rock and he actually DID decrease walks, but unfortunately, at the expense of increased hits. He CERTAINLY isn’t a better reliever than either Arias or Gervacio, so I would guess he gets to go back to AAA.
NRI – Casey Daigle, age 29, RH RP: AKA Jennie Finch’s husband. First round pick of the DBax in 99 – has had limited ML action because, well, let’s just say they should have picked his wife instead. He had a low ERA last year, 2.91, but a 1.54 WHIP because of a high hit and walk rate, even though he had 8.3 K/9. He appears to me to be another AAA lifer.
Evan Englebrook, age 28, RH RP: picked by the Astros in the 8th round of the 04 draft. Has moved up a level every year, having trouble with adjustint when he first moves up. He started the year at AA, taking some of the closing duties, threw 26 innings in 21 games with a 3.16 ERA, 1.09 WHIP, 6.7 H/9, 0.7 HR/9, 3.2 BB/9, 5.6 K/9. He was promoted to AAA, threw just 10 innings with a 6.97 ERA, 1.69 WHIP (too many hits.) He uck-sayed in the AFL this year, so I would gues he’s AAA bound. He doesn’t appear to be remarkable in any way.
Jeff Fulchino, age 29, RH RP: One of Ed Wade’s GOOD waiver wire pickups – this time from the Royals. He threw 82 innings of 123 ERA+ ball over 61 games: 3.40 ERA, 1.18 WHIP. Walks were a little high at 3.4/9, but he kept the hits low, 7.7/9, the HR low at 0.8/9 and the Ks reasonable at 7.5/9. Hope he repeats his numbers this year – he had a .707 OPSA leftys and a .649 OPS vs rightys.
Samuel Gervacio, age 25, RH RP: signed by the Astros as an undrafted FA out of the DR in 02, called up in August and was a VERY pleasant surprise – he was great. In fact, he almost duplicated his minor league numbers which are 3.11 ERA, 1.13 WHIP, 7.1 H/9, 0.7 HR/9, 3 BB/9, 11.2 K/9. In the majors, over 22 IP, Sammy had a 2.14 ERA, 1.14 WHIP, 10.4 K/9, 3.4 BB/9 and 6.9 H/9. I hoped he would move into the setup position, but not until the more expensive Lindstrom fails, I guess. He SHOULD make the ML team, but youneverknow…
Matt Lindstrom, age RH RP – either set up or closer: click here to read my evaluation.
NRI – Chia-Jen Lo, age 24, RH RP: signed out of Taiwan 2 years ago. This year, threw 39 innings over 30 games with a 2.31 ERA, 1.28 WHIP, 6.9 H/9, 0.2 HR/9, 4.6 BB/9 (uh-oh), 9 K/9. In the AzFL, he threw 10 innings over 6 games with a 3.60 ERA and a 0.9 WHIP – 7 H, 1 HR, 4 ER,  12 K, 1 BB. I expect him to be promoted to AAA.
Wilton Lopez, age 26, RH SP: picked up on waivers from the Padres by Ed Wade (and at this point, he don’t look so good, but at least he’s not someone who is expensive.) He threw 110 mediocre innings at AA – 3.90 ERA, 1.32 WHIP, 10.9 H/9, 0.7 HR/9, 1.1 BB/9 (GOOD) and 5.6 K/9. Got called up to pitch a couple of starts because darn near everyone was already on the DL and SOMEbody had to do it. Let’s just call it batting practice and let it go. Not sure if he’s even going to make the AAA team. He’d BETTER NOT make the ML team.
NRI – Shane Loux, age 30, RH SP/RP: picked by the Tigers in the 2nd round of the 97 draft out of HS. Saw ML service for the horrible 02, 03 and 04 Tigers and trust me on this, he was DEFINITELY part of the problem. After another lousy year at AAA in 05 (5 something ERA, 1.49 WHIP) he was let go and the Royals signed him as a 6 year minor league FA. He was slightly worse, believe it or not. Anyway, for some reason, the Angels picked him up for the 08 season and he lowered ERA, H/9 and WHIP at AAA and also pitched 16 good relief innings in the ML. He wasn’t able to duplicate his success in 09 and his contract wasn’t renewed. Minor league totals: over 1291 innings, 4.43 ERA, 1.45 WHIP, 10 H/9, 0.8 HR/9, 3 BB/9, 5.4 K/9. Not even AAA material.  Meh.  
Brandon Lyon, age 30, RH RP: will setup or close. Picked by the Blue Jays in the 14th round of the 99 draft. Originally a starter, he threw 63 innings of 108 ERA+ ball in 01, then threw 62 lousy innings in relief in 02 and was sent down to AAA, started and continued to suck. Placed on waivers at the end of the year, he was picked up by the BoSox and threw 59 innings of 113 ERA+ ball in relief in 03. Which was an, um, INteresting year for him – he was part of the infamous Mike Gonzalez trade with the Pirates (he was traded back a week later) and then, after the Pirates found out he was hurt, demanded Gonzalez back PLUS Freddy Sanchez.
At the end of the year, Lyon, Casey Fossum and Jorge De La Rosa were traded to the DBax for Curt Schilling. Lyon missed the vast majority of 04 and 05 due to injury, came back in 06 and threw 69 innings of middle relief with a 3.89 ERA and 1.30 WHIP. As a 7th inning guy and setup man, he did very well in 06, throwing 74 innings with a 2.67 ERA and 1.24 WHIP.
The DBax were confident that he could replace Valverde as closer, so they traded him to the Astros for Qualls. Lyons didn’t do particularly well as closer – his ERA increased to 4.79 and his WHIP to 1.49 – he significantly increased both hits and HR/9 and by mid August, lost his closing job to Qualls. He signed a 1 year deal with the Tigers in 09 to be a setup guy and pitched well again: 78.2 innings with a 2.86 ERA, 1.11 WHIP – had a career low 6.5 H/9 and a career high 3.5 BB/9, and had his usual low K rate of 6.5/9 and his usual HR/9 of 0.8. He was signed by Ed Wade, supposedly bidding against some other team, to a 3 year 15 mill deal – imagine – a setup guy is getting the same $$$ as the #1 starter. I have a feeling this is gonna be a Kaz Matsui type deal…
NRI – Gary Majewski, age 30, RH RP: Native Houstonian drafted by the White Sox in the 2nd round of the 98 draft out of HS. While still in the minors, he was traded to the Dodgers for Antonio Osuna and a bunch of minor leaguers, and was again traded that July back to the White Sox for James Baldwin. He was in AAA, picthing very well and closing when he was traded in July to the Expos/Nats for Carl Everett (yes, I’m serious.) He was called up and threw 21 innings over 16 games with a 3.86 ERA, marred by a hit rate of 12/9 IP. He had a career year in 05, throwing 96 innings with a 2.93 ERA and a 1.36 WHIP. In 06, he had thrown 55 innings of 3.58 ERA, 1.34 WHIP relief innings when he was traded to the Reds for Austin Kearns and Felipe Lopez. I guess he was already hurt or immediately hurt and let me say that in the m,ajors, he has uck-sayed and in the minors, has been barely mediocre – he has a low K rate for a reliever – 5.3/9 IP in his good seasons and he tends to give up too many hits – at least 10-11/9 IP, although he is not homeriffic. He spent last year at AAA, you NEVAH guess which Organization, and threw 65 innings of 4.02 ERA/1.55 WHIP ball. He never recovered from injury, looks like.
Brian Moehler, age 38, RH SP/RP: AKA El Cucaracho. Started 29 games and threw 154 innings of 77 ERA+ ball: 5.47 ERA, 1.78 WHIP. The ERA is a little better – 4.91, if you omit his 2 April starts when he was OBVIOUSLY hurt. He also had 2 bad starts at the end of the year – he was obviuosly tired, but the Astros had no one else to take the ball, so he did – increased his ERA from 4.80 to 5.47. He’s not a terrible 5th guy and he can relieve (as long as he doesn’t go more than 3 days without work and he isn’t over worked, and he can pitch long relief. He’s getting paid 3 mill – just 2 more than Wandy, our best pitcher.
Brett Myers, age RH SP/RP: I’ve already talked about the Wifebeater enough – click here to review what I wrote (stat stuff starts about halfway down)
Matt Nevarez, age 23, RH RP. Drafted by the Rangers in the 10th round of the 05 draft and traded to the Astros last August for Pudge Rodriguez. Just finished A ball – for his minor league career, he has a 2.94 ERA, 1.18 WHIP, 6.4 H/9, 0.4 HR/9, 5.2!!! BB/9 and 11.3 K/9; I should not that his walk rate decreased significantly last year to 3.5/9. Hope it continues its downward trend.
Bud Norris, age 25, RH SP: picked by the Astros in the 6th round of the 06 draft out of Cal Poly: Expected to be our #3 or 4 starter this year. Was the top pitcher in the PCL before his promotion. After callup, he had 3 good starts, 1 bad start, 1 relief appearance from heck, another bad start, then 4 straight good starts to end the year. Historically, he has kept the H/9 below 9 and the K/9 around 9.4 with noce low HR rates of 0.5/9 – but he sometimes has a bit of trouble with control – his walk rate is 3.7 in the minors and was 4.0 in the majors. I hope he sticks. He looks like a tough guy out there.
Roy Oswalt, age 32, RH SP: Roy struggled with injuries, his manager and his pitching coach last year – and oh yeah, his catcher – between Pudge and Coste, that is. He threw fewer than 200 innings for the first time since 03 when he hurt his groin, but managed 29 starts and 6 IP/GS. He had his worst ERA in the majors – 4.12, but the rest of his numbers really reflected his career norms: 1.24 WHIP, 9.1 H/9, 0.9 HR/9, 2.1 BB/9. 6.8 K/9. I have NO idea how he’ll do this year – guess it depends on his back, how bad it really is, and whether or not THIS year, he has better communication with his manager and pitching coach.
Felipe Paulino, age 26, RH SP: well, last year, he was shuffled between AAA, starting and relieving until he hardly knew which way was up. I will say that once Coper was fired and he was put in the rotation and kept there, he did better – 3 starts lasting 6 innings and 3 lasting 5 and only one bad one, really. He had 3 hard luck losses – 2-0, 2-1 and 2-1. He just might could be a decent 5th guy. In the minors, he has a 4.07 ERA, 1.38 WHIP, 8.1 H/9, 0.7 HR/9, 4.3 BB.9 and 8.3 K/9. I’ve seen him throw exactly ONE excellent game, but if he has a better pitching coach and knows he has a spot in the rotation, he just might could surprise me. I sure hope so.
Wandy Rodriguez, age 31, LH SP: (see the last entry) just lost his arb. Must be, um, interesting to hear the Organization brass tell exactly why you suck and aren’t worth much…
Chris Sampson, age 32, RH RP: did fantastic until the ASB when he got hurt – had 40 games, had a 2.68 ERA and a 1.19 WHIP. He got hurt, they let him spend a week on the DL after the ASB, he came back, or at least tried to, and he just gave up hit after hit and run after run until they FINALLY, um, sent him down and THEN he went on the DL, where he should have been. He had surgery, he’s ready for ST and he should be back in great form. Too bad the Organization was so determined that he not start…
Polin Trinidad, age 25 LH SP: split last year between AA (did awesome) and AAA: 87 IP with a 4.53 ERA and a 1.32 WHIP. Career minor league stats: 3.57 ERA, 1.14 WHIP: 8.7 H/9, 1.0 HR/9, 1.9 BB/9 (HEY, control!!! What a concept!!!) and 6.9 K/9. Will be interesting to see how he does in AAA this year. His minor league numbers look incredibly better than Paulino’s – except for the Ks, that is.
Jose G. Valdez, age 27, RH RP: picked up on waivers from the Yankees – he repeated AA last year, had 38 IP with a 3.58 ERA and a 1.41 WHIP and was even worse in his 19 innings at AAA. Minor league filler – not sure why on earth he’s an NRI.
Henry Villar, age 23, RH SP/RP: undrafted FA from the DR, joined the Astros in 08. Threw 90 innings at A ball with a 2.60 ERA, 1.09 WHIP, 8 H/9, 0.8 HR/9, 1.7 BB/9, 10.1 K/9. Looks good all right, but surely not ready for prime time…
Wesley Wright, age 25, LH RP: maybe I should put down LH SP, seeing as how the Organization has in mind to train him to start. He went to winter ball to learn to pitch more than 1 inning at a time and did pretty well for his first 5 starts, then he pulled something and it went kinda downhill. Wesley struggled, uh, a bit last year, got sent down to work some stuff out, ended up with a 77 ERA+ which is a  5.44 ERA and a 1.74 WHIP (ugh) due to a huge spike in hits/9 IP from 6.5 to 10.5 – and he kept his horrid walk rate or 5/9 IP. Dude gots to learn some control. Coop liked to use him as a LOOGY – trouble was that leftys hit him better than rightys – .924 OPSA vs .853. But it just might be year to year variation, as leftys hit .621 OPSA last year. Youneverknow. IF they want him to start, they’ll probably start him in AAA so he can be sure to go every 5 days. Between him and Polin Trinidad, we might could have a lefty factory underway.

Sure wish we could do as well with position players as we do with pitchers – I mean, actually having guys who seem to possibly have SOME promise…

And, by the way, I will be happy to post any of your own pics from ST and any of your own observations, if you like.